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<0> roto you know nothing about irish history so
<1> fightin' irish!
<1> at least you guys dont wear kilts
<1> right?
<2> what do you know about the potato famine?
<1> mmm tatertots
<2> hah, one of my friends got hella drunk and was puking last night... just called him and yell "WHATS UP RALPH"
<2> The Captain its what happened
<0> beer mmmm
<0> vcation mmmm
<0> no work tomorrow !!!
<0> haha
<2> he drank a whole bottle to his head last night
<0> no work for THREE WEEKS
<0> yipppeeeee
<2> I havent worked in 7 months



<1> thats because you sell drugs
<2> man, if I hadnt quit I'd be celebrating a year at a ****ty job
<2> no I dont
<1> lies
<2> I whore out little boys to segented
<2> segmented... he's my only customer
<2> ?? segmented
<3> segmented == i love cock! | <comatosis> i like little boys :D
<1> ah thats where you make the money
<2> ?? segmental
<3> segmental == he has a bloody clown suit
<2> hah, my bro just realised that he drank a 5th of captain to his head last night
<2> and I gotta stop walking around at 3am drunk with weapons
<2> tired of waking up with blood on my knife
<1> tired of cutting your penis off?
<2> s/penis/whores tits/
<1> you got whoretits?
<1> nice
<2> hmm... gotta leave my knife behind when I go to the USCG office
<2> thats gonna be weird... I feel naked without it
<1> try putting on some clothes
<2> your mom tore them all up when she was raping me
<1> nice
<1> happy mommas day
<2> she wants to know what you got her
<1> you
<2> well I made it downstairs... sierra mist sure is good for a hangover
<4> BEACH TIME!!!!!!!!
<4> .wz
<5> Beverly Hills, California -- 12:51 PM PDT Updated: 11:51 AM PDT
<5> Temp: 69F/20C Humidity: 63%
<5> Conditions: Clear Wind: Calm
<5> Sunrise: 5:52 AM PDT Sunset: 7:47 PM PDT
<4> lies its 76F here!
<4> byebye :P
<6> .wz
<5> Liverpool, United Kingdom -- 8:51 PM BST Updated: 6:50 PM BST
<5> Temp: 61F/16C Humidity: 72%
<5> Conditions: Mostly Cloudy Wind: Calm
<2> .wz 95621
<5> Sunrise: 5:13 AM BST Sunset: 9:02 PM BST
<6> nice
<5> Citrus Heights, California -- 12:51 PM PDT Updated: 12:50 PM PDT
<5> Temp: 85.7F/30C Heat Index: 84F/29C Humidity: 35%
<5> Conditions: Clear Wind: (WSW) 5.0mph/ 8kmh
<5> Sunrise: 5:54 AM PDT Sunset: 8:09 PM PDT
<7> .wz
<2> wtf, there's not a cloud in the sky
<2> .wz 95610
<5> Citrus Heights, California -- 12:52 PM PDT Updated: 12:50 PM PDT
<5> Temp: 85.7F/30C Heat Index: 84F/29C Humidity: 35%
<5> Conditions: Clear Wind: (WSW) 5.0mph/ 8kmh
<5> Sunrise: 5:53 AM PDT Sunset: 8:09 PM PDT
<8> hey
<2> hey hey hey, fat albert and the afro gang
<6> ho
<8> can I send someone this mp3 of a famous piano peice. I want to figure out the name
<8> ??????????
<2> can I have some beluga caviar?
<8> its a song my chopin
<8> but I don't know the name



<2> call 411 and play it for the operator
<9> hi
<8> **** u
<8> ***hole
<2> umm
<9> where in XP can I change the settings for which program who opens what file types?
<6> redhook: heh go you
<2> narma: windows explorer
<2> narma: look in the menus
<2> ?? ***osiation
<3> ***osiation == <not Defined>
<2> cant think right now and dont want to reboot into windows
<9> thx :)
<2> .+ban *!*@*.smyr.charter.com No, **** YOU
<10> windows explorer -> tools -> folder options -> file types
<2> .+ban *!*@*.smyr.charter.com No, **** YOU
<2> .invite svx
<10> redhook: are you in the wrong window?
<2> cant get into dcc chat
<2> .kick redhook
<6> lol
<11> hey
<2> agos and had a closing balance as at the end of September, 2000
<2> worth US$20,500,000.00 (TWENTY MILLION, FIVE HUNDRED UNITED STATES
<2> DOLLARS), the bank now expects a next of kin as beneficiary. Valuable
<2> efforts are being made by the Union Bank of Nigeria to get in touch
<2> with any of the Abbas's family or relatives but to no success.
<2>
<2> gmail needs to filter anything that has the phrase "bank of nigeria"
<11> how the **** do i remove mcafee
<12> lol
<2> add/remove programs
<11> but it freezes :/
<2> you could erase it and then remove all the registry entries
<2> by hand
<11> but the processes are still urnning
<11> * running
<11> and when i try to kill th em, nothing happens
<2> reboot into safe mode
<2> ?? safemode
<3> safemode == To Boot Into Safemode Hold F8 Before The Starting WindowsXP Screen Is Displayed And Select It From The Menu
<11> good idea
<6> !whoset safemode
<6> heh
<6> someone has capital-ise-atus
<11> it's goooone!
<11> how do i skip that damn logon screen where i have to click my username to enter, that **** is unbearable
<6> use microsofts tweak ui
<11> aah
<2> roto: so your woman call to let you know you got her pregnant for mothers day?
<11> damn
<11> the panda platinum installation still nags about mcafee being installed
<7> remove it from regedit
<11> thanks
<11> just installed TweakUiPowertoySetup.exe and nothing seemed to happen ...
<13> what did you expect?
<6> try running it?
<11> at least its icon appearing somewhere
<11> like in the control panel
<6> start menu
<13> it will be in start menu
<11> ah :)
<11> :)
<3> :-O
<7> lol..
<11> i think i'll remove xp tools
<11> trying to clean **** up
<11> reinstalling windows would be too much load for me right now
<2> Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall!
<13> -> logon -> autologon
<2> Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp
<6> lol
<13> yo mama so stupid she thinks biggie smalls is a value meal


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