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<0> magikstick sup
<1> blackdevl
<1> hi
<0> yes hi
<1> how are you?
<1> i can't believe you don't remember me! :(
<0> why would i
<1> comon
<1> you dont recall this sn?
<2> wtf
<2> u moms dont recall last night
<1> uchuff stfu
<1> no ones asking you
<0> looooool
<0> Guybrush`: uchuff is headop
<0> wtf



<0> lol
<1> blackdevl do you know me?
<0> cant type guy,
<0> NO
<0> ***
<1> ill give u a hint
<2> Guybrush` change ur nick pls
<1> lesbian action
<0> umoms and usisteR?
<1> now?
<1> no
<1> ugh comon!
<0> guy this is getting annoying
<1> guy
<1> tell me about it
<3> stop talking to yourself
<2> sup MamKind
<1> MamKind
<1> :)
<0> loooool
<4> ??? messenger
<4> ??? *messenger*
<1> hello bofh``````````````````
<4> hey bd
<0> not me
<1> what?
<0> some homo stalker
<1> stop lies
<4> !quick blackdev1
<3> bout time
<0> finally
<1> wait
<0> wb stalker
<1> blackdevl IM UPOPS
<1> stop DENYING
<0> easy with the caps guy
<1> oh
<1> ok
<1> SON
<1> i gtg
<1> later son
<0> bout time
<5> ...
<0> ?
<6> bizack
<6> hey square pants ;)
<5> yoyo
<6> haha
<6> "GUY"
<6> blackdevl: everyone uses that here
<6> such NY way of talking
<0> lol
<0> one day at work
<0> this guy was complaining about something
<5> stupid americans.
<0> so i send him an email saying "dude, its 8 steps how hard is that"
<0> and he responds back "by the way, my name is kevin, not 'dude'"
<0> i was like wtf
<5> haha
<4> heh
<5> can i say it again?



<5> stupid americans.
<5> :)
<7> :D
<0> dont get me started on your ****in brits
<5> 'you'
<5> :p
<0> we ahd to wait for the ****in .uk guys to actually do work
<0> what is it, jauary bank holiday week
<0> *january
<0> ****in guys dont do ****
<5> that doesnt make sense
<5> er
<0> yes it does
<5> the americans are more lazy
<0> you brits just have bank holidays
<5> always have been
<0> for no reason
<5> HAHA
<0> ya sure were lazier
<5> ok
<5> lets stop
<0> "winter bank holiday"
<5> thanks giving? wtf?
<5> "independance day"
<0> dude
<0> first of all
<0> you should fear independence day
<0> cause we kicked your ***es
<5> bill cliton day
<0> second of all
<8> wow it must be irc that brings out the drunkarness in folks
<5> george bush day
<0> atleast we name our holidays
<0> i wish we had bush day
<5> wankers'r'us day
<0> i should take off for his birthday
<5> fatest people on the planet day
<5> oh wait
<5> thats everyday
<0> let me consult my RNC calendar
<5> 1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
<5> hahah
<0> lies
<0> pizza toom over 40 mins last night
<0> dunno what crap that is
<0> maybe in the GHETTO
<0> cause so many people get shot theres no ambulences left
<5> 5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
<5> haha
<5> oh oh
<5> 10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
<0> yeah ***hole, its called ADA
<0> suggest you read it
<5> 3. WHAT WAS PLAN B?
<5> An Illinois man, pretending to have a gun, kidnapped a motorist and forced him to drive to two different automated teller machines, wherein the kidnapper proceeded to withdraw money from his own bank accounts.
<5> rofl
<0> LOL
<5> only in america will you find a tv show dedicated to their OWN DUMBEST criminals
<0> bush sr's bday is june 12
<0> and bush is july 6th
<0> gotta put in for those days
<5> heh
<0> i wish this calendar wasnt so wide
<0> cause id use it
<5> heh
<5> check this out
<5> Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an hour east of Bakersfield, California, some folks, new to boating, were having a problem. No matter how hard they tried, they couldn't get their brand new 22 ft. boat going.
<5> It was very sluggish in almost every maneuver, no matter how much power was applied. After about an hour of trying to make it go, they putted to a nearby marina, thinking someone there could tell them what was wrong.
<5> A thorough topside check revealed everything in perfect working condition. The engine ran fine, the out-drive went up and down, and the prop was the correct size and pitch.
<5> So, one of the marina guys jumped in the water to check underneath. He came up choking on water, he was laughing so hard.......
<5> Under the boat, Still Strapped securely in place, was the trailer.
<0> lol i saw that on mythbusters
<0> stupid ***es didnt know to take it off


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