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<blackdevl> magikstick sup
<blackdev1> blackdevl
<blackdev1> hi
<blackdevl> yes hi
<blackdev1> how are you?
<blackdev1> i can't believe you don't remember me! :(
<blackdevl> why would i
<blackdev1> comon
<blackdev1> you dont recall this sn?
<uchuff> wtf
<uchuff> u moms dont recall last night
<blackdev1> uchuff stfu
<blackdev1> no ones asking you
<blackdevl> looooool
<blackdevl> Guybrush`: uchuff is headop
<blackdevl> wtf
<blackdevl> lol
<blackdev1> blackdevl do you know me?
<blackdevl> cant type guy,
<blackdevl> NO
<blackdevl> ***
<blackdev1> ill give u a hint
<uchuff> Guybrush` change ur nick pls
<blackdev1> lesbian action
<blackdevl> umoms and usisteR?
<blackdev1> now?
<blackdev1> no
<blackdev1> ugh comon!
<blackdevl> guy this is getting annoying
<blackdev1> guy
<blackdev1> tell me about it
<ManKind> stop talking to yourself
<uchuff> sup MamKind
<blackdev1> MamKind
<blackdev1> :)
<blackdevl> loooool
<bofh``> ??? messenger
<bofh``> ??? *messenger*
<blackdev1> hello bofh``````````````````
<bofh``> hey bd
<blackdevl> not me
<blackdev1> what?
<blackdevl> some homo stalker
<blackdev1> stop lies
<bofh``> !quick blackdev1
<ManKind> bout time
<blackdevl> finally
<blackdev1> wait
<blackdevl> wb stalker
<blackdev1> blackdevl IM UPOPS
<blackdev1> stop DENYING
<blackdevl> easy with the caps guy
<blackdev1> oh
<blackdev1> ok
<blackdev1> SON
<blackdev1> i gtg
<blackdev1> later son
<blackdevl> bout time
<square> ...
<blackdevl> ?
<port> bizack
<port> hey square pants ;)
<square> yoyo
<port> haha
<port> "GUY"
<port> blackdevl: everyone uses that here
<port> such NY way of talking
<blackdevl> lol
<blackdevl> one day at work
<blackdevl> this guy was complaining about something
<square> stupid americans.
<blackdevl> so i send him an email saying "dude, its 8 steps how hard is that"
<blackdevl> and he responds back "by the way, my name is kevin, not 'dude'"
<blackdevl> i was like wtf
<square> haha
<bofh``> heh
<square> can i say it again?
<square> stupid americans.
<square> :)
<CyberGeek> :D
<blackdevl> dont get me started on your ****in brits
<square> 'you'
<square> :p
<blackdevl> we ahd to wait for the ****in .uk guys to actually do work
<blackdevl> what is it, jauary bank holiday week
<blackdevl> *january
<blackdevl> ****in guys dont do ****
<square> that doesnt make sense
<square> er
<blackdevl> yes it does
<square> the americans are more lazy
<blackdevl> you brits just have bank holidays
<square> always have been
<blackdevl> for no reason
<square> HAHA
<blackdevl> ya sure were lazier
<square> ok
<square> lets stop
<blackdevl> "winter bank holiday"
<square> thanks giving? wtf?
<square> "independance day"
<blackdevl> dude
<blackdevl> first of all
<blackdevl> you should fear independence day
<blackdevl> cause we kicked your ***es
<square> bill cliton day
<blackdevl> second of all
<_guest> wow it must be irc that brings out the drunkarness in folks
<square> george bush day
<blackdevl> atleast we name our holidays
<blackdevl> i wish we had bush day
<square> wankers'r'us day
<blackdevl> i should take off for his birthday
<square> fatest people on the planet day
<square> oh wait
<square> thats everyday
<blackdevl> let me consult my RNC calendar
<square> 1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
<square> hahah
<blackdevl> lies
<blackdevl> pizza toom over 40 mins last night
<blackdevl> dunno what crap that is
<blackdevl> maybe in the GHETTO
<blackdevl> cause so many people get shot theres no ambulences left
<square> 5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
<square> haha
<square> oh oh
<square> 10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
<blackdevl> yeah ***hole, its called ADA
<blackdevl> suggest you read it
<square> 3. WHAT WAS PLAN B?
<square> An Illinois man, pretending to have a gun, kidnapped a motorist and forced him to drive to two different automated teller machines, wherein the kidnapper proceeded to withdraw money from his own bank accounts.
<square> rofl
<blackdevl> LOL
<square> only in america will you find a tv show dedicated to their OWN DUMBEST criminals
<blackdevl> bush sr's bday is june 12
<blackdevl> and bush is july 6th
<blackdevl> gotta put in for those days
<square> heh
<blackdevl> i wish this calendar wasnt so wide
<blackdevl> cause id use it
<square> heh
<square> check this out
<square> Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an hour east of Bakersfield, California, some folks, new to boating, were having a problem. No matter how hard they tried, they couldn't get their brand new 22 ft. boat going.
<square> It was very sluggish in almost every maneuver, no matter how much power was applied. After about an hour of trying to make it go, they putted to a nearby marina, thinking someone there could tell them what was wrong.
<square> A thorough topside check revealed everything in perfect working condition. The engine ran fine, the out-drive went up and down, and the prop was the correct size and pitch.
<square> So, one of the marina guys jumped in the water to check underneath. He came up choking on water, he was laughing so hard.......
<square> Under the boat, Still Strapped securely in place, was the trailer.
<blackdevl> lol i saw that on mythbusters
<blackdevl> stupid ***es didnt know to take it off


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