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<0> you don't believe in UFO's either, do you?
<1> Perfekt: tities?
<0> BIG ****ING TITS!!!
<0> take an oily rag. let it sit in a semi closed area. it will oxydize and spontaneously combust (chemical reaction). thoe simple words, chemical reaction can explain a lot of things, expecially since the body can produce it's own methane gas
<1> so your ***hole can spotaneously combust at any given moment?
<1> OMFG!
<0> seriously
<0> so, unless you have irrefutable proof that it can't happen, you can't totally disprove it
<1> im buying a portable extinguisher to carry with me at all itimes
<0> to simply dismiss the possibility out of hand is closed minded, and asanine
<2> negative proof argument
<2> ther'es no way to prove it can never happen
<3> there
<3> no exploding on us here
<1> thanks ***y



<1> just take your finger out too
<1> you damn kink
<0> I even saw a video clip of a dude lighting his fart on fire and nearly burning the house down
<0> so it is absolutely possible, though a bit humorous, that farting at the wrong time, in the wrong environment can cause a fire
<0> that arguement right there is enough to make anyone say.. "hmmmm"
<0> lol
<1> jackpot.
<0> change your nick to "the_spleen"
<1> why
<1> spleens are useless
<0> didn't you ever see that ben stiller movie about those wannabe super heroes?
<3> :P
<0> the spleen is not useless
<2> farting by an open flame isn't spontaneous combustion
<2> and the spleen rocks
<2> akak peewee herman
<1> i do not remember the movie
<2> mystery men
<3> peewee herman...thats just wrong
<0> yeah that's it
<0> Mystery Men
<0> ****ing waste of celluloid
<0> almost as bad as Mars Attacks
<0> bofh: who said anything about farting by an open flame
<3> roto did
<3> do it again
<3> he likes it
<1> i did not say anything about open flames
<1> i called xp99 a flamer though
<3> :P
<0> that;s a good point
<0> how come faggots don't turn to ash
<1> interesting question
<1> let us research this matter further and congregate on the answer at a later time
<3> we shall find out soon
<1> xp99 has a way of turning people into homo's
<3> :P
<1> he's just so...cute...
<1> and smooth and he has no penis
<3> roto use to be one
<1> being selebate does not mean being a homo
<0> celibate
<1> die.
<0> if you're not going to ****, learn how to '****'ing spell it
<1> **** you and you, and you! you're cool. **** YOU
<0> lol
<0> there's one scientist on tv theorizing that small nuclear reactions within our body are the cause of combustion.
<1> i agree with him
<1> and i can also turn silver into gold
<1> but im not going to show you how.
<3> haha
<0> I can too. I give you 1 pound of silver, and a million dollars, and you give me back a pound of gold. there, I did it



<3> ok Im heading out now
<3> roto: go bang someone tonight :)
<3> ^-Lord-^: go bang ur wife
<3> :D
<1> xp99: i'll meet you behind that dumpster we met that one night
<3> later
<3> :)
<1> peace bud
<4> :)
<0> wife is in the middle of a major hormonal spill
<5> I need help taking out the heatsink I put on my northbridge :-( I should have just left the fan that the mobo came with in
<1> mop it up
<0> one of us may not live the week out
<5> I don't know how to take it out
<5> when I took the original fan out I just clipped the plastic things holding it in
<0> so how in the **** are we supposed to be able to tell you without seeing it?
<5> its all the same
<1> we're psychic dont you know?
<0> oh **** I forgot
<5> there are 2 platic pins
<5> you stick it through and the pin on the other side has his expander thing
<0> ah
<5> so you'd have to close it on the other side and then slide it back out
<0> you have to pull the mobo for that
<5> but that involves taking out the whooole motherboard
<1> take it out, slide it in
<1> this is making me hot.
<5> omfg its a jungle
<0> don't try to cut corners on that
<0> you could **** up bad
<5> slide it in?
<0> do what you're supposed to
<0> and take the board out
<5> unscrew and all that?
<1> no, rip it out.
<1> genius
<6> don't accuse me of warezing
<1> ooooook>
<1> ?
<0> joelperez: you troll once, and I will ban you instantly
<0> ?? 4k2ban
<4> 4k2ban == <not Defined>
<0> ?? y4k2ban
<4> y4k2ban == If you're reading this, then someone's triggered a Year 4002 ban on you. You will not ever be allowed to come back here until the Year 4002. This will be your ONLY warning.
<6> i umm "founf" this pc, i don't have anywhere to connect it...
<6> ran out of plugs
<6> there's more, i dont have an extra ethernet cord
<6> cry with me my little roto
<1> are you a dumb*** by trade or does it come naturally?
<0> I am about to do it
<6> dont do it lord
<1> dont let me stop you
<7> roto: Just ask for the trade ***ociation card
<6> roto will stop you
<0> no one will stop me
<6> does this keyboard make me look fat?
<1> your fat *** makes you look fat
<1> ^-Lord-^: do it.
<0> !kick joel
<0> !kick joelperez
<1> mmmm
<0> hold on
<0> I wanna see what happens with is
<0> it
<0> they're theorizing on ball lightning now
<0> http://www.galleries.badgirlsblog.com/albums/lealogan/1911/135gl7.html today's winner
<0> they're doing the "candle" theory now... it's not working
<8> ew no
<8> http://myspace-589.vo.llnwd.net/00228/98/59/228719589_l.jpg
<1> !kick Hunt4m3x bad word: myspace
<9> b0fh is powder@kill.the.css-terrorist.info * admin
<0> ok
<0> they tried the wick effect and the experiment went extremely bad
<10> Any Windows 2003 Server/Exchange peeps here?


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