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<0> im talking *** fart
<1> my gf gets so embarr***ed
<2> 69 is a good eat position too
<0> if she queefs?
<1> i seriously cant stop laughing
<1> this is hilarious
<3> yeah if you're close to the same height
<2> if you're arms are over her legs and not under them
<3> for us short people it's not all that great
<0> im too tall to do that
<1> liss have you ever queefed.
<2> well it doesn't always have to be mutual
<1> from compressed pwnage
<3> yeah for sure who hasn't
<0> im sure she has
<0> yeah who hasnt
<2> lay a pillow across your belly and let her get over you
<0> lol
<1> my girl does it sometimes for 15 minutes
<1> its so funny
<0> drop a load in there
<2> let her rest while you go to town
<1> word of advice gentelemen. DONT LAUGH
<0> then make her queef
<0> its a cum cannon
<3> i'm not embarr***ed to fart in front of him so i'm not embarr***ed to do that
<3> laughing during *** is ok
<3> if you're both laughing
<1> she blames me. wtf.
<0> i love rippin farts infront of her
<0> damn i just ripped a few now
<1> she surely wasnt complaining when i was pumpin that **** like gas.
<3> chris duch ovens me all the time so now i'm returning the favour
<2> 3 words that should never be said duiring ***: is it in
<1> in a matter of speaking.
<0> Janger well it was your **** that did it
<0> yeah i dutch oven her all the time
<2> dutch oven?
<1> lord happen often?
<0> one time she got me when i was sleeping
<0> she squatted on my face
<0> and farted in my mouth
<3> yeah when he farts and then holds the blankets over my head until i have to breathe
<0> cause i sleep with my mouth open
<3> it's funny
<1> thats known as the girls version of a teabag
<2> no a girls teabag happens when you have a chick with floppy lips
<0> dude, farts taste exactly how they smell....DELICIOUS
<0> i wanna teabag her badly
<3> lol
<3> hahah
<0> shed probaby bite my nuts though
<0> i forget what its called
<1> tape her mouth shut
<0> but you put your nuts on her eyes
<2> I would seriously like to know what was going through her mind when she thought: "man I have to fart... I KNOW!!! I'll squat on my husband's face and fart in his mouth"
<0> and your **** in her mouth
<4> And this channel has reached a new level of insanity!
<0> ^-Lord-^ payback
<3> probably how funny it would be
<3> i'd love to do t hat
<0> for me farting constantly
<0> the squat fart? man its funny
<0> if your not recieving it
<3> yeah
<3> hahah
<0> and i remember the sound too
<3> i'd love to do it but i don't want him to pay me back, haha
<1> roflfart
<0> it was a high pitched one that went up
<2> and once again I have to reiterate. how is this conversation ok, but links that you don't have to click on are not ok?
<1> LOL
<3> fine paste your stupid links i'll just put you on ignore
<3> how's that?
<2> your choice
<3> this conversation isn't derogatory to women
<3> nor is it disrespectful
<2> but if we can talk about eating ***** and farting in people's mouths....
<3> but talking to you about it is like talking to a brick wall
<0> hey as long as i can talk about ****in and look at port and fart im happy
<1> liss you ever get teabagged?
<1> if so what were your thoughts.
<4> So, apparently the tossing of the salad is a fine topic of discussion, but whoring links is not :)
<3> *shrug*
<3> i don't have any thoughts on it
<2> excellent point OVERKILL
<0> liss doesnt know if she got teabagged
<0> that means she did
<1> were his balls prickely?
<3> lol prickly?
<5> a girl doesn't get teabagged, they do the teabagging
<0> no
<0> the guy is the teabag
<5> yup
<1> wrong sirious
<0> he dunks it into her mouth
<5> i know
<0> i shaved mine yesterday morning
<0> wifes getting waxed tomorrow
<0> thak god
<0> bout damn time
<3> ug waxed
<3> ouch
<1> mach 3 is the safest on da nutz
<0> after a while it doesnt hurt
<0> so she sayd
<5> ok i just consider it them doing it, being they lick and ****
<3> i'm not willing to wait until after a while
<1> nah...gotta keep the walnut under control
<0> Janger i left a pack of mach 3 blades in the shower and they all rusted
<0> thats like 20 bucks dude
<1> lol
<2> I dont' see porn as derogatory to women that voluntarily have their picture taken that way. Also, porn is a multi BILLION dollar a year industry so evvidently I am not the only one who thinks so.... including, I might add, millions of women. the only ones, I've found that see it as derogatory and demeaning are the insecure ones.
<0> liss, a few times
<0> not like 2342343 times
<0> she said its more comfortable than shaving
<3> still
<0> since after shaving you get the prickly hairs
<3> the first few are way too owy
<2> wait
<2> I've tried waxing
<2> that **** HURTS
<0> yeah im way too much of a ***** to try
<4> yup
<2> OMG
<0> after 40 year old virgin
<0> hell no
<4> plucking is worse.
<2> dude
<3> plucking!?
<3> wtf
<0> oh man plucking ****s
<2> plucking?
<0> if i get ingrown hairs
<4> Tweezers
<1> yea
<3> who would pluck? you'd be there all day!!
<5> i have to pluck my eyebrows
<2> you don't pluck ball hair
<0> and you gotta pluck out with tweezers
<4> Yes, it takes a while
<5> or it'd be almost a unibrow :(
<0> lol
<3> like bert!
<3> he was hot
<6> anyone have winxp home iso?
<1> i shave my taint too.
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