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<0> no go on localhost
<1> but I think I want to go back to windows now -0)+0-[0=-0\709\98
<2> Don't know how to netowkr 2 computers and you are running an internet cafe?
<0> *grin*
<2> samlander, is SQL running on named pipes only?
<0> Dov-work: you almost tripped getting that one out ;>
<0> Dov-work: yes
<2> Heheh.
<2> samlander, try enable tcp/ip.
<3> Dov: yea
<0> Dov-work: even if that were the issue, i still cant ping the host
<2> Otherwise you are basically trying to use NETBIOS across a DIY pptp connection ;)
<1> cag, are you the guy that works on the pcs on military base net cafes
<2> samlander, sorry I thought you said you could ping the host.
<1> cuz those guys are dumber then crap



<1> like you sound
<0> no, i can ping 0.1... cant get to 0.3 where the sqlserver is
<0> Perfekt: *grin* nice
<3> Perfekt : no i am not
<0> Dov-work: damn this is a ****load simpler on broadband.. first time i've attempted it over dial up
<2> samlander, I guess the easy question would be to ask if it's pingable full stop.
<4> yes perfekt :)
<2> samlander, I know, I prefer setting up vpn gateways.
<2> Even a simple Netgear FVS-318 does a great job for site to site vpn's.
<0> ~sigh.. if i could only get that damn pci -> pcmcia adapter working on the 2k3 box
<2> samlander, the sql server is running on Win2k3?
<0> *nod
<2> Sp1?
<0> *nod
<2> Ok, have you configured the firewall correctly?
<5> *fart
<0> im able to get to it from the lan
<0> (locally)
<1> xp99 I <3 you
<5> Perfekt you slut
<2> Through what, a share name, or an ODBC link?
<1> omg
<5> you said you <3'ed me
<1> I am not a slut
<0> ip/sharename
<0> locally..;
<1> I love everybody, just not all at the same time
<5> you dont <3 me, you just (_)_)===D(()) me
<1> yyou called me a skank, so you get no love
<4> oh, what I do to deserve ur love Perfekt? :)
<0> im remoted in, so i've no problem with wiping this incoming and starting from scratch
<1> oh w/e I would never
<1> I dunno
<1> I just do :D
<0> Dov-work: and hey, i appreciate your attention on this. I know you prolly got amillion other more important **** to do then help a network newbie ;>
<4> ok :)
<5> you ARE a skank though
<5> and im an ***hole
<2> samlander, it's all good :)
<4> roto: shh
<5> and xp99 is a canadian
<5> so we're all bad
<4> Perfekt: come here then to show me ur love :)
<2> But on that note, I better finish off this webbie.
<4> webbie?
<6> yes you should
<5> hahaha
<5> bring a towel
<2> Whoa.
<6> like i have ANY idea on what's he's talking about
<5> finish Webbie off good
<0> aiight, gonna wipe this connection try this shiz again
<1> xp not here
<1> theres people around!
<5> SHOW US YOUR BOOBERS
<1> make them leave or something
<2> That's the second time that's happend. The other day I receited that little flash animation 'dear penis' by typing 'dear rodney'. Oddly enough Rodney asked "what"??
<1> i dunno, just roto
<1> he's the retarded guy thats going OM THEY KISSED at parties
<5> Perfekt: i already saw you naked
<1> OMG*



<5> Dov-work: dear penis, i dont like you anymore
<1> so, I don't want you to any more
<2> I love that cartoon :)
<0> Dov-work: ok, quick lan overview... 14 workstations, 1 server, 1 router
<2> And dial up??!!?
<0> no broadband access
<2> Doh.
<0> i know
<2> What's the router for then?
<0> lan connectivity
<0> over glorified switch atm
<2> So you are using it as a switch?
<2> Ok.
<0> one of the workstations has the dua
<0> it's ip is 0.1
<2> Has the what?
<0> dial up adapter
<2> Ok.
<0> hmmm
<0> damn
<0> i'm a complete mornon
<0> moron even
<2> how did you set routing with that?
<2> ICS?
<2> NAT?
<0> ics
<0> i can directly route the vpn requet to the server
<0> doh
<0> im an idiot
<2> :P
<0> ~sigh
<4> says he half an hour later
<0> the smallest things
<2> Still, a vpn should 'put' you on the map.
<2> Regardless of where it is held.
<0> i've been putting in 16 hr days for the past 6 wks .net2/asp/php/mysql/sql
<0> my brain is currently much
<2> That's such a mix.
<0> mush
<0> aye, it is
<2> What would be cool would be if you did asp with mysql and php with MSSQL ;)
<7> Geek Suicide: rm -rf /usr
<0> Dov-work: i kinda do
<0> Dov-work: you know how most hosts dont allow you direct access to a mysql serfver?
<0> brb
<2> yeah they do.
<0> alot dont
<0> the cheap ones anyway
<0> i came up with a workaround that works good ;>
<5> dear xp99, i dont think i like you anymore
<2> It used to be you and me, and a hankerchief and a magazine.
<5> i just watched it again, hilarious
<2> :D
<8> :)
<4> roto: I heard u were a midget that was into donkey pr0n
<9> samlander: ok i fix this computer i change the ip to : 192.168.1.100
<5> you heard correct, sir
<9> guys if this computer ip is 192.168.1.100 what do you guys think my other computer ip will be
<10> 192.168.1.1
<10> 101
<10> or 102
<10> or 103
<10> depends on how many omputers were on the network with the router before that one
<5> im gonna go squeeze out a Webbie and take a shower
<10> np
<11> hey man jaws was never my scene and i dont like starwars
<10> you say rolls i say royce
<10> i want to ride my bicycle
<4> is that what u call it now?
<0> damn.. my server died :(
<12> finally.
<11> http://www.gummydongs.com/home.htm


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