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<0> I am being snarky :-P
<1> I have two firewalls. One is a server/firewall, one is also my wireless router
<2> I think i'll just keep doing what i'm doing now.... which is nothing
<1> AVG and ZoneALarm Security Suite run locally, while NOD32 is on the server
<2> I have my routers firewall and norton anti-virus
<1> and I have automated scans run all over my network at night
<2> thats about it
<0> I've got a linksys router doing nat, I'm gonna set up avg, and adaware+spybot... feel pretty good w/ that
<1> I'm just a nut
<0> hehehe
<0> that's cool :)
<1> That, and I also have strange people connecting to the network
<0> our network at work got compromised twice last week
<0> once a webserver got rooted, and then someone's windows desktop got a virus
<2> you're a ****y admin
<2> j/k :P



<0> hahaha
<1> I run LAN parties, so when I have strange ****ers connecting to my network to play video games and share files,
<0> I'm not the admin :-P
<0> I'm just joe coder
<1> OF course I scan my own machines thoroughly to keep them out
<0> cjdeak: makes sense
<1> I have a company that pays me to come in weekly and just make sure their network is good, and go in if they have a security compromise
<3> you work for AOL?
<3> I baked you an Apple Pie...
<1> Well the president and CEO of the company left me a voice message telling me that my network I set up was compromised, and that he was completely locked out of the system and there were viruses running rampant
<1> So, seeing as how they pay me 60 bucks an hour to jack*** around every monday, I went down to investigate
<1> I asked him to show me the problem, and he went to log in to his workstation and got a "p***word error" even though he typed it correctly
<1> So after calming him down, I reached over and hit the caps locks key on his keyboard
<3> wow, you are leet like bob saget.
<4> bob saget is too leet
<3> i heard he was a crip.
<1> OH YOU MOTHER****ER
<1> I rented Flightplan from blockbuster, and went to rip it
<1> Started off simple, DVDShrink
<4> ziggz
<5> uh huh.. let it all out CJDeak
<1> HIt it, and BOOM, Data CRC error in both of my drives before I barely got in
<5> those ***holes and their damn copy protection
<1> So I put it in DVDDecrypter, which has at least gotten p***ed the point DVDShrink stopped at
<1> And is chugging along
<1> About 18 minutes left
<5> just download a dvd-r
<4> wow this is an awesomely exciting story
<5> :)
<6> ;-)
<5> haha
<4> im on the edge of my seat
<4> WHAT HAPPENS NEXT
<5> did you wet your pants, rotorface?
<4> just about
<4> ziggz im about to take a fat **** on your head
<7> DCC SEND "startkeylogger" 0 0 0
<7> DCC SEND "3458937594387593845793487534985734897538945734987598437589347539845743895745359875983579845798435789475345" 0 0 0
<8> anyone here familiar with diskpart.exe?
<9> hey, i setup a website using iis...
<9> i can view the page locally, but can't visit the ip from another computer on the network
<9> any ideaS?
<2> ?? iis
<6> iis == Internet Information Services. A notoriously insecure WWW/FTP/SMTP/NNTP Daemon (learn how to secure it BEFORE you use it) packaged with Windows NT/2000/2003. More information at http://www.iisfaq.com. | The workstation port of IIS on Windows 2000/XP Professional only supports 10 cocurrent connections, and no you can't unlock it. If you want/need more, Install a SERVER OS
<5> hey imperfekt
<5> not tired?
<2> I am tired
<2> but I can't sleep
<2> earlier today one of the 5 tons echuast blew all up in my face and i dunno it feels like the bakck of my thorat is burnt, and ontop of that my sinuses have been draining constantly since
<2> exhaust*
<5> blech
<5> take a sleeping pill
<2> thought about it
<5> or just run head first into a wall
<5> that should knock you out for a few, eh?
<10> hey all
<10> <10> I put an HDD drive that worked in another win2000 system into mine. It is reporting it as a foreign disk under Disk Management
<10> <10> Does IMPORTING the disk erase DATA???



<10> I am using win2000 also
<11> ey
<11> can someone help me with windows genuine validation ??
<2> g' night guys
<12> c0llin: yes, go get a valid licence key
<11> kiaa: i wish i could trade the 5 windows xp home cdkeys for a few xp pro ones..
<13> hey all
<13> any1 there?
<13> can someone help me find the bluetooth audio drivers for windows xp pro (HP Stereo Bluetooth Headphones)
<14> Good morning.. I have dual view CPU, however, as I get on one of the screens, my mouse cursor disappears, however, things like menu on righ mouse button work, and I even can do everything with the mouse, I just dont see the cursor. Can it be a virus?
<14> Ah.. dual view PC, obviously.. :-)
<15> umm, ok
<5> triangle!!!!!!!
<16> !kban fredouill don't xdcc list me, not every channel on irc serves warez ya dumb ****
<17> anyone home?
<18> cum___ sup\
<17> lol
<19> I am running a windows 2003 server with IIS 5.0 / ASP 1.1 on SSL, when I click back and forth we are loosing session information.
<19> what could cause this?
<17> is there any programs that let me dl all the pictures from a website, instead of me clicking and saving each pic? using IE?
<20> GetRight
<18> turf no idea, i dont remember if that happens to me
<20> cm__: try http://www.topshareware.com/Web-ImageGrabber-download-9629.htm
<17> thank you kia
<17> hehe
<17> two fbi agents are coming to talk to me tomorrow
<20> christina aguilera is coming over to me tomorrow
<17> i'm cool as a clam tho
<17> nice
<20> anyways, what they want from you?
<17> to talk to me regarding my website
<17> its full of child porn
<17> my attorney will be with me
<17> ill plead the 5th
<17> hehe
<18> i plead the fif
<18> one two three four...FiF
<17> haha
<21> hi
<21> xp pro has blocking on browsing workgroups?
<21> i have a simple samba share with p***worded directories
<21> and i want xp pro to show a dialog asking for username/p***word when they re klicked
<21> is there some reg hack to do that?
<22> .
<13> can someone help me find the bluetooth audio drivers for windows xp pro (HP Stereo Bluetooth Headphones)
<13> any1 know how to fix the bluetooth to work?
<23> how would i go about finding my computers mac address?
<23> please help
<24> ipconfig /all.. its called a Physical Address
<25> anyone here heard of a trojan called dr smartload? I've run every scanner I can think of...nothing showing in taskman or proc explorer...nothing in msconfig.exe either...wherever this thing is, it's close to invisible so far as I can tell. It's spewing popups tho...driving me nuts.
<26> ipconfig /all --> physical address
<23> thanx
<23> :)
<2> :/
<2> Morning people
<27> morning
<28> is Windows Defender pretty good on trojans?
<28> morning perf
<28> everyone
<2> Hi
<28> Where are all the Microsoft Antispyware users??
<2> I use it on vista
<27> never really tried it on trojans myself, just on spyware
<29> no vista for me :*( :*( :,(
<2> wtf
<2> None of the videos I watch, have video all black with just sound
<2> they were playing fine when I went to bed
<27> lord broke it
<27> he deleted all your video codecs. or broke overlay, depending on which the cause is
<28> when in doubt
<28> blame Lord
<27> exactly
<28> interesting


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