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<Sh4dowcat> what's the full product name
<Sh4dowcat> I'll search for it
<eagles34> hello how do i disable security center in xp dont have option to disable it in services
<Sh4dowcat> ya you do
<eagles34> unless i am blind it is not there. only stop
<Janger-NP> Kaspersky Corporate Suite
<bofh`> go to propertties, choose disable
<Janger-NP> Kaspersky Anti-Virus for Windows File Servers
<Sh4dowcat> nope, nobody likes kaspersky
<prollon> eagles, right click it, properties, click stop, then select the automatic from the drop down box and click on disbaled, then click ok
<Janger-NP> kaspersky cremes
<Sh4dowcat> you're back online
<ManKind> Perfekt what router do you have?
<eagles22> sorry about that instll updates
<Sh4dowcat> although
<Sh4dowcat> Janger if you want a copy of mcafee
<Sh4dowcat> I'll send it to you
<eagles22> so neways i dont have option to disable security center only stop
<prollon> you can't, right click it, properties, click stop, then select the automatic from the drop down box and click on disbaled, then click ok
<Sh4dowcat> mcafee has no qualms about licenses either
<Sh4dowcat> prollon: after that you can kill the services
<Sh4dowcat> darnit prollon stop ignoring me
<eagles22> thank u got it
<Janger> shadow
<Perfekt> I don't feel like talking
<Janger> the reason i dont use mcafee products for 1 its slow and ive had alot of problems with it removing virus's
<Janger> i had a virus(s)
<Janger> mcafee just looked at it.
<Janger> i installed kaspersky and it removed it with no problems.
<Sh4dowcat> I don't use Kaspersky because the darn thing gets stuck scanning my pagefiles for 20-30 min
<Janger> no clue why it does that for you
<Janger> mine does it with no problems
<Sh4dowcat> you don't have 8gb pagefiles on 10 of your disks
<Sh4dowcat> I do
<Sh4dowcat> kaspersky is simply not designed for that
<Sh4dowcat> yes I got 4gb of ram
<Phiber0pt> guess that makes you 2nd largest epenis in here ;)
<Sh4dowcat> Phiber0pt: it's the box I use vmware on
<Sh4dowcat> if I give 256mb to each virtual machine I can simulate a medium sized network on one box
<JangerWan> [10053] Software caused connection abort
<Phiber0pt> 02(RAM module 102) 1GB, form factor: DIMM 02(RAM module 202) 1GB, form factor: DIMM 02(RAM module 302) 1GB, form factor: DIMM 02(RAM module 402) 1GB, form factor: DIMM 02(RAM module 502) 1GB, form factor: DIMM 02(RAM module 602) 1GB, form factor: DIMM
<Sh4dowcat> I got 4gb of 2-2-2-5 ram in that box
<Phiber0pt> I can simulate, you, simulating a medium sized network on 1 box ;)
<roto> can you simulate a female
<Phiber0pt> only for you roto.. only for you.
<roto> thnx
<Phiber0pt> roto, did I send you that program? that one time?
<anyweb> evening
<roto> yep
<Phiber0pt> k lol
<roto> thanks btw, im about to try it out on my new x800xt
<Phiber0pt> I'ma DCC you another application, ok? it's not very big..
<roto> dcc dont work :( behind 2 firewalls and BNC
<Phiber0pt> ugh..
<Phiber0pt> hangon then
<roto> heh word
<roto> thanks, what is it though? heh
<^-Lord-^> ok done
<^-Lord-^> thank God
<^-Lord-^> why these people are calling ME for help, I have no idea
<uchuff> np
<roto> uchuff: i np'ed umoms
<Perfekt> Both umoms ****s more cock then a queer at a queer rave
<^-Lord-^> oh ****
<^-Lord-^> yeah, she's in the Army
<bofh`> heh
<roto> damn
<roto> im speechless
<ManKind> she's got a 'tude today too
<bofh`> indeec
<ManKind> so dont **** with her
<bofh`> indeed*
<Ziggy2> hey imperfefekt
<Ziggy2> hey bofhster
<Ziggy2> ROTORFACE!!!
<Ziggy2> shalom porter
<Sh4dowcat> and obviously Ziggy2 doesn't read the warning labels
<Sh4dowcat> sigh
<Ziggy2> warning labels?
<Ziggy2> like dont drink windshield fluid?
<roto> oh fuk
<roto> not him again
<Ziggy2> it was only one time.. an honest mistake
<roto> eating paintchips wasnt one time
<Ziggy2> haha
<Sh4dowcat> Janger: you're not funny
<Sh4dowcat> err
<Sh4dowcat> Ziggy2 I mean
<Janger> ?
<bofh`> I prefer playing with mercury
<Ziggy2> rotorface: the ones with lead taste the best
<Janger> not again
<bofh`> causes same brain damage as eating paint chips, but it's a lot more fun
<Sh4dowcat> Janger: reinstalled kaspersky?
<Perfekt> Ziggy, go find you some tylenol, 2 smironoffs and take 13 tylenol and kill the smironoffs right after, then proceed to wait ~20 mins and go driving
<Janger> no
<Janger> im putting it on my 2k3 box
<Perfekt> much fun I promise
<Janger> my connection keeps crapping out
<Perfekt> No
<Ziggy2> imperfekt: only if you gaurantee that i dont die
<Sh4dowcat> not the dcc exploit?
<Perfekt> people keep exploiting you
<Janger> ?
<Sh4dowcat> nope
<Sh4dowcat> I just tried him, he's not affected
<Sh4dowcat> he's just on crappy cable
<Janger> bingo
<Sh4dowcat> if he was being exploited he'd go in and out like a yoyo
<Janger> rock
<kuwait> anyone using zonealarm anti virus ?
<Janger> nope
<Sh4dowcat> it ****s
<kuwait> thought so
<kuwait> installed it with the firewall .. and think it ****ed
<kuwait> going back to avg
<Sh4dowcat> of course it ****s
<Sh4dowcat> the firewall ****s too
<Sh4dowcat> but that's a different story
<kuwait> hehehe
<kuwait> sygate is better firewall .. but its cozing lots of problems
<kuwait> cant run it
<stainer7> when will oblivion be leaked now that it is gold?
<roto> are you lost, son?
<ManKind> !kick stainer7
<ziggz> oblivion?
<ziggz> what's that
<roto> probably kinky midget porn, just your thing
<ziggz> midget porn?
<ziggz> i dont like midget porn, rotorface
<roto> dont lie to us
<roto> we know you
<ziggz> you nothing about me!
<ziggz> NOTHING
<ziggz> rotorface.. aren't you glad that im back :D
<roto> yeah like that boil on my ***
<roto> you just keep coming back
<ziggz> ewww
<ziggz> well why not?
<ziggz> i love this channel and the people in here
<roto> dont you wish it was mutual?
<ziggz> i have friends in here
<roto> really
<roto> your bots
<roto> ?
<ziggz> what bots
<ziggz> porter, imperfekt, whitedevl, bofhster


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