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<rworks> Ox40: IIS.
<rworks> It's free, it's integrated, it works fine.
<rworks> Or you can use Apache.
<Ox40> ll or II
<Ox40> how would I access IIS/
<peerce> Integrated Information Service, I believe.
<rworks> IIS, as in Internet Information Service.
<peerce> er, Internet, yah.
<rworks> Ox40: www.google.com
<rworks> That's how you access it.
<Ox40> ,k,
<rworks> I'm not gonna walk you through it.
<rworks> :)
<peerce> Ox40; start -> help.
<Ox40> my help service isnt running... so nope... that wont work
<Ox40> ok, is apache semi-easy?
<TedSki-> rworks: any way you can email me that php stuff soon?
<peerce> Ox40; are you a unix geek, comfortable with cryptic configure files and scripts?
<rworks> Um, if you can't get your help service working, you won't get Apache working.
<rworks> TedSki-: Oh, yeah.
<rworks> Let me pull it out.
<Ox40> peerce: not really...
<peerce> Ox40; then, the answer to your last question is "no".
<TedSki-> rworks: thanks man, i appreciate it :)
<Ox40> ok
<Ox40> It may sound nooby (cuz it is), but I want GUI all the way
<XTR> Where's samosa.
<peerce> the windows "help and support center" has the full poop on installing and setting up IIS
<peerce> if you broke windows help, I suggest you fix it.
<hacked`> guys
<TedSki-> XTR: i believe he's in your neck of the woods
<hacked`> you know daemon tools/alcohol 120%
<hacked`> i cant mount an image anymore
<XTR> NO WAY.
<hacked`> like, it doesnt give me a new drive
<hacked`> i dont get it
<hacked`> i tried many diff images, just doesnt do anything
<TedSki-> XTR: yup
<Ox40> is it ii or ll
<hacked`> how 2 fix plz
<Ox40> duh nvm
<Barsky> I'VE GOT BLISTAS ON MY FINGAS
<Tomomi> :)
<Tomomi> Just so long as you don't have any open sores, we be alright.
<Barsky> oh my
<Barsky> I'm dead against open sores
<Barsky> all women should go topless at the beaches, etc. Obviously bikini tops are deadly
<Tomomi> What a strange word. "Sores" why not just "hurts" or owies. No, only things that make you feel sore.
<Dov-work> MmM boobies.
<Barsky> XTR makes my *** owie
<Barsky> see. that doesn't work
<Barsky> XTR makes my *** sore.
<csm> y0
<Barsky> yeah. that work
<Barsky> s
<Barsky> oh csm. are you in dc now
<Dov-work> Hi csm.
<Barsky> ?
<csm> this monitor is too ****ing far away
<csm> yeah
<Tomomi> Guess not. /me retreats from the barrel of mead and puts down his pencil.
<Barsky> when do you start work?
<csm> go back to work tomorrow
<Barsky> or did you?
<Barsky> ah
<Barsky> hehe
<csm> now i have no tv :/
<csm> p00t
<Barsky> when do you start drinking again?
<csm> gonna have to find some leftover pos from work
<csm> uhhh
<Dov-work> Oh, yo ufound a new job?
<csm> probably never r:p
<Barsky> really? wow.
<csm> dov went back to the arabs
<Barsky> see, I'd have kept dov and not given him back
<Barsky> shrug
<Tomomi> Actually, it may simply be more complicated than that. "sores" and "sore" are noun and adjective (?) respectively, and thus probably need replacing of two words instead of just one.
<csm> hmm
<csm> must move monitor closer
<Barsky> well, why don't you write that up in ms project
<csm> ahh better
<Obsidian> is it possible to overwrite a windows xp global hotkey
<Obsidian> one set by the system
<Tomomi> Obsidian: Which key?
<Obsidian> Win+B
<Ox41> ok, IIS is installed... now to ACCES it
<Obsidian> currently just gives focus to the systray
<Obsidian> i'd like it to control my music player
<sshole> those are hard-coded into explorer.
<Obsidian> sshole: no way to even hex-hack it?
<mastertop> is there someone who has a Warrock code ?
<Tomomi> Obsidian: Hex hacking your os is way stone age. There's **** going on in there that you don't wanna know about.
<Obsidian> heh
<Tomomi> mastertop: No warez ****.
<Obsidian> i just wanna get rid of that useless hotkey
<Obsidian> i have no reason to ever give focus to the system tray
<Tomomi> Heh. I said that about a behavior of windows that I found useless as all get out. It turns out that I use that behavior now.
<mastertop> it's not warez
<Obsidian> Tomomi: i can't even think of a reason why i WOULD give focus to the systray
<Tomomi> mastertop: Well, forgive my ignorance, what is this thing you ask about?
<mastertop> it's a code needed to register to get an account to play a (free) online game
<Tomomi> mastertop: And why can't you just register, get your account and get on with it? I fail to see the obstacle you are facing. Tell me more.
<mastertop> I don't know why
<Ox40> how do I use IIS in XP... control panel> AdminBLAH >I.I.S.?
<peerce> Ox40; http://localhost/
<Tomomi> Well, you should probably be talking to the people who administer this site/server (game), and ask them why. Have you tried doing this?
<mastertop> not yet.
<mastertop> anyway, gtg thank you.
<peerce> Ox40; its a webserver. put your webpages in \inetpub\wwwroot\
<Ox40> but, is it already running?
<peerce> what do you get if you put http://localhost/ into your webbrowser ?
<Ox40> page can not be displayed
<peerce> k, then its probably not running. its not even installed by default, the windows helpfile explains how to instal and configure it.
<Ox40> I installed it
<peerce> k, then its probably not running. its not even installed by default, the windows helpfile explains how to configure it.
<SD70MAC> Ahh, nice cool 80 degrees.
<Tomomi> Control Panel, admin tools, services -- see what it's status is.
<Tomomi> its* even.
<Ox40> iis admin == started
<Ox40> nothing else with IIS
<Badtzmaru> wrong service
<Badtzmaru> you want internet information server or something
<peerce> you want control panel -> adminstrative tools -> internet information services.... configure it from there.
<peerce> geezus christ, this is ALL in the windows help file as very simple steps complete with links to the control panel for the terminally retarded.
<Ox40> ok, i was workin on gettin there, when you started tellin me to look for the services
<Ox40> thanks
<BBS> umm
<BBS> this is #windows
<BBS> be mean or -o yourself, kthx
<sshole> it's schadenfreude. not miserable friend.
<BBS> why do you think peerce hasn't opped himself in 3 years? he's gotten old and weak :(
<Tomomi> Okay.
<Tomomi> KILL ALL YOUR CHILDREN
<BBS> see, doesn't that feel better?
<sshole> hm, don't have any but i guess i could go kill some potential children.
<peerce> is that what you call flushing the kleenex after you whack off?
<sshole> thank you for destroying the subtlety of that joke, captain obvious!
<sshole> but at the very least, it's BM time.
<Ox40> gah...
<Harvard> Any alternative to real media player? "real alternative" with windows media player can't stream new .rm files...
<BBS> wait for them to update their software so it can?
<Harvard> I hate real player so much it's not even funny
<Tomomi> You're right. I didn't see any humor in it either,
<Ox40> I tried right clicking Default Web Site (Stopped) and clicking "Start" but it timed out
<BBS> you know, I don't have real player nor real alternative, and I get by just fine
<BBS> if something is only in .rm, I figure I can live without it
<BBS> done


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