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<0> It'll be ok c0w.
<1> pizza_biz at's the dierence?
<1> what's te diference
<1> damn it :)(
<2> between spanish and rench?
<2> french even. quite a bit.
<1> my eyboard is still under warranty and it's already sced up
<3> what keyboard?
<4> well
<5> don't use to hold the ketchup for dipping your fries
<4> my DC has been logging a failed login of "SAMBATEST" from all of my samba boxes every 30 seconds.
<4> apparently, this is by design in samba
<4> I spent a week trying to track down a hacker
<6> heh
<4> and it turns out it was samba
<6> :(



<4> doing it on PURPOSE
<5> good training
<5> :>
<7> hi
<7> whats the difference between Windows NT and 2003 ?
<2> several years and lots of lines of code.
<7> or whats better for a server
<7> :P
<5> 2003
<2> batter is relative to your needs.
<2> s,bat,bet,
<2> lots of credit card processing companies still rollin' NT
<7> well they are running 2003 now and im installing a new pc to replace the old one.. but i can only find a winNT cd
<2> see, that's kinda ****ed up.
<2> what ghetto lovin' place are you at that you don't have install media or the ability to make some?
<2> and the "newest" you have is NT
<7> when i boot the current pc it loads Windows Server 2003
<8> **** i have some floss stuck in my teeth
<5> heh
<7> but when i go through the mess of CD's the former guy left i only find XP Pro and WinNT cds
<7> i was hopin they were one in the same
<2> is this for fur a user or server?
<7> server
<2> you keep saying "pc"
<2> so it's misleading.
<7> sorry
<7> not personal computer
<2> do you have an "active domain" structure?
<7> yes
<2> i do not believe NT can play nicely in those.
<2> but windows is not my expertise.
<7> so there should be a 2003 cd around here somewhere
<2> i'd recommend finding 2003 media. seems like you should have a DVD or CD somehwere.
<7> k ill keep lookn
<7> where do u find ur windows current version
<9> COCK.
<10> man
<10> **** cr123 batteries
<10> ****ing $14 for 2
<9> I need a new bat'ry for my parents' garage door opener
<10> 9v? :P
<11> poo
<3> yeah i can't wait for batteries that are small and provide 4 months of power on a single 8 second charge. :(
<3> that will be nice.
<10> fuel cells
<10> maybe in 10 years
<3> "the laptop you can take on a two week vacation -- without the power cord"
<3> i can see the advertisment already
<11> urin cells
<10> only way to do that is fuel cells nerp
<3> sperm power.
<11> you can get a small solar pannel
<10> or that
<3> haha
<3> solar hat
<3> "I've got my dell solar powered do-rag on"
<10> i can see you wearing a dorag
<10> you probably own onw
<3> umm, i'd look like a joke with one of those.
<11> powers the cooling system for your ball cooler?



<10> don't lie, you own one
<3> well, some girl left her stockings under my bed and they're still there. . .
<11> put them on
<3> naw, I just smell them intently now and then before putting them back.
<9> PUKE.
<11> then you can feel ***y
<10> dude
<10> you have issues
<3> dude, i'm just making this **** up. :D
<10> lies
<11> i have a subscription
<3> you know, i've never worn pantyhose. I should try it.
<3> i've always wondered what it felt like
<10> pretend you are a ninja
<10> put your tshirt ninja hat on
<11> i doubt them being on you is as good as them being on a girl
<10> tshirt ninja>*
<10> http://www.entertheninja.com/ninja_fun/shirt_ninja.shtml
<11> notice this ****s all comming up today when bush is in mexico debating borders that women gets released in iraq that guy from the coal mine finaly is out of a coma
<10> it's a plot chicken
<11> in congress today they just voted to table the investigation into that campaign funds guy with the indian tribes and casinos
<11> yesterday bush fires his cheif of staff and he was part of the thing with the release of info exposing the female CIA agent
<11> its like someone lighting a dumpster fire down the stree so they can break into a bank
<11> street
<11> light a couple buildings on fire across town then holdup a bank
<11> Supermodel Naomi Campbell has been arrested in New York on suspicion of ***aulting her ***istant.
<11> see its all a diversion
<11> Major League Baseball will begin a formal investigation into alleged steroid use
<9> I'd ***ault her ***istant.
<9> THIS HAS BEEN HEADLINES WITH CHICKENHEAD
<11> wonder if it was ***ual ***ault
<12> "I was referred to you regarding a web project I am developing. It
<12> will be a beast of a site and I'm told you are an extraordinary
<12> backend programmer.
<12> "
<12> yea datz me!
<10> noyou aren't
<12> gimme duh moneyz
<10> your code is ****
<12> i am happy, you?
<10> *shrug* can't complain
<12> my code is rockin all around the world
<10> what do you call "code"
<12> i wrote a ton of backen **** of the county of san diego back in 1975
<12> STILL RUNNNING TODAY1
<10> what, cgi?
<11> the ***istant had needed four stitches to her head after being hit by a mobile phone
<11> He said Ms Campbell would be charged with a felony
<10> prolly bufferoverrunnable as ****
<12> websql/sybase
<12> bahhh
<10> don't bah me
<12> you old goat
<10> if the code is still in use
<12> you are freakin an old goat
<10> its cause the company is cheap
<9> I'm so giddy
<10> and their business hasn't grown since 1975
<12> gay?
<9> My home pipe is sustaining 5MBit+ right now
<9> It's cool to watch.
<10> up or down
<9> down
<12> pr0n down
<9> pssh, up is like 3 bits per year.
<10> you went for highspeed?
<9> gimp: What do you mean?
<9> There's only one tier here for home
<9> and it's like 6MBit
<9> and i was almost getting wirespeed on this iso torrent.
<9> It's an Ubuntu iso.
<11> WTF fox news has della resse on there talking about bras she wears and not covering the border thing in mexico
<13> omfg : http://www.pcbsd.ro/bird.swf this is sooo funy ! :D :)


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