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<0> when you walked to the men's room isa id to nick: ted walks gay"
<0> and he chuckled and agreed
<1> with the pony tail
<0> a bit of a swish
<2> wtf?
<0> actually, you walk like my friend jon, and he is gay
<3> oh, i might have walked gay then... i had to pee so bad it hurt
<0> so you walk like a gay guy
<2> cheezizz!
<3> i didn't know gay guys all walked a certain way
<0> ok so i am right and you get to still be manly
<4> TedSki: we go through training for a cert
<3> ahh, i see
<3> so, that's another way i can spot a gay man from afar, right?
<0> right
<4> you're getting an honorary one ;-)



<0> really, i was just teasing you ted. didn;t mean to cause an issue :)
<3> an issue?
<2> gay walkling issues are serious
<2> !
<3> nah, i'm laughing with ellen about it
<0> good giod
<0> is she gonna kick my *** when she meets me?
<2> seriously amusing!
<3> no, she's laughing
<1> hmm
<0> laundry checking time
<0> brb
<3> ya, do the laundry like a good lil wife
<3> bitch!
<3> ok, brunch time
<3> later
<5> hello can someone help me please
<5> I'm running windows 2003 IIS6 and all of certain i get this when i try access my website: Service Unavailable
<5> i restarted IIS but still same problem, anyone know what the problem is ?
<6> I have a file that windows tells me is in use, but it should not be. Is it possible to manually unlock a file in windows XP?
<7> _Roman_: yes, reboot
<6> Jet: is there any other way other than rebooting?
<7> _Roman_: not if explorer.exe is the app with it locked
<6> How can I find out what program has a file locked?
<7> SOMETIMES you can close explorer viewing the folder, then go to a cmd prompt and remove it with DEL
<7> sometimes
<7> !google handle site:sysinternals.com
<8> http://www.sysinternals.com/Utilities/Handle.html
<5> anyone help me
<9> Anyone in here have a 7800gt?
<10> You can handle my sysinternals, if you know what I mean.
<10> !info survey
<6> jet: that did it (command prompt method)
<6> thanks
<7> TKKP: http://blogs.msdn.com/david.wang/archive/2005/09/23/HOWTO_Diagnose_one_cause_of_503_Service_Unavailable_on_IIS6.aspx
<7> TKKP: http://briandesmond.com/blog/archive/2003/9/20.aspx
<0> back!
<9> What are your 3dmark scores if you have a 7800gt?
<11> stainer71: NO SURVEYS.
<2> survey sez: NO SURVEYZ!
<12> stainer71: you were told before as well that the benchmark scores mean nothing. there are FAR too many variables that can affect the test scores. Unless you are a testlab with specificly configured and monitored test suites set up, they are useless.
<12> just plain ol' useless. Does your game look good to you when you play? then it's good.
<7> but then he won't have bragging rights and meaningless numbers to laud over his idiot friends
<12> oo oo! can I have a winstone score please? I need something to brand on my car
<7> hehe
<7> I had mine tattooed on my penis
<12> damn, that short huh?
<12> :)
<7> well, I want something down there the women will be impressed with
<4> the most amazing thing about poo stainer71 is that he's still allowed in here :)
<12> Jet: hahaha! touche
<12> Baracuda^: yeah rather suprised by that myself
<13> hmm
<13> barry
<13> ya know... it can be arranged heh
<4> hi joe
<12> then again, *I'm* still here. and that alone is amazing
<13> hows it going?
<13> Deryl you are voiced
<13> you did someting right heh



<12> hehe whew!
<4> fortunately I'm only paying hald attention to the channel now or it WOULD be arranged :)
<13> barry and IM just lazy :-\
<0> ok Deryl is voiced but not me! i ma hurt
<4> heh
<12> see? we can share! :)
<7> if you share a +v wouldn't one of you be +\ and the other +/ ?
<12> +\0/+
<13> doubles!!!!
<12> weight lifting! :)
<7> what do you call a guy who always says he's going to work out tomorrow?
<7> a Wait Lifter
<7> hahahahaha
<12> ok, it's sunday. I'm bored, don't feel like being at the computer, don't feel like watching tv, or playing video games.
<7> I just made that up
<7> can you tell?
<12> Jet: now that was just bad ;)
<14> Ban Jet.
<12> someone get some deoderant, that joke just stinks!
<0> Jet: it was good for just making it up
<4> that looks like a joe bot kick :)
<7> teebsgrl: which means its not good at all
<13> barry hahaha
<13> it is
<12> sneaky little devil
<2> k/b Jet y0
<13> barry... I didnt type a sinlg ehting either
<13> :)
<13> I love technology and the extent of laziness
<4> heh
<7> they said 1/2" of snow between this morning and mondya night
<7> but I think we got that already
<7> and thensome
<12> we're getting the sprinkles here.
<0> rain here
<12> i'd prefer the snow to how damp and cold it is out
<0> we have yet to have a big snow fall
<12> we haven't either. just been spread across a couple days' accumulation
<7> I spent yesterday chisseling packed snow off the driveway
<7> so much for that waste of time
<12> it's surprising though, they were predicting a seriously hard winter for us
<12> jet buy a snowblower :)
<13> we had 1 foot fall in 2 hours :(
<12> damn!
<13> it ****ed
<13> I was at work till 1:00 am
<13> heh
<7> Deryl: I have one, doesn't take the packed frozen snow off the driveway
<12> we've had 14 inches for the entire winter so far
<7> blowing the driveway before we've driven on it is not always an option
<13> we have probably had around 2.5 ft
<0> we have had like 2 or 4
<0> inches
<7> so we end up with packed ridges
<12> Jet: true
<13> jet yeah
<13> I hate that
<7> I'll blow tomorrow
<13> makes for some nice ice patches
<7> I've got a couple spots that are probably 3-4" high
<12> at least we don'
<12> t have the slush snow
<7> sometimes you can get under that and pry it up
<7> sometimes not
<0> Jet: does your daughter like playing in the snow?
<12> that **** truly ****s. wet, heavier than a cement bag to shovel, and we get more accidents then people have teeth when that ****'s on the ground
<7> teebsgrl: she has hardly gotten out this winter
<13> yarg
<7> most weekends are too cold
<13> i hurt my back last time shoveling snow
<0> :(
<7> yesterday she was sick


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