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<0> HES STILL LOOKING AT ME http://tinypic.com/sbkc3o
<1> OMG.
<0> slave trader http://www.mcmurrayhatchery.com/category/turkeys_ducks_geese_game_birds_guineas_peafowl.html
<0> Homesteader's Delight (16 Birds) $44.32
<0> We will send you 10 Brown Egg Laying Chickens (female), 2 Ducklings (straight run), 2 Goslings (straight run), and 2 Turkeys (straight run).
<2> what does alt stand for?
<0> alternate
<2> whats its purpose?
<3> To alternate the meaning of a keypress.
<0> it gives alternate keyfunctions to the standard key layout
<2> okie
<0> like shift gives capitol letters
<2> :)
<2> u guys are so smart
<2> ibet you dont smoke pot
<0> nope



<4> i do
<2> are you smart?
<4> i don`t know
<4> i`m high
<2> me to :)
<2> im about to hit the bong acutally
<4> :)))
<2> *fires*
<0> thats not a bong thats my penis
<4> yeah pretty small
<0> (16 Birds) $44.32
<0> i should get a whole bunch and set them free
<0> We ship juvenile Ducks and Pheasants in USPS approved containers.
<0> that must ****
<0> mexicans kicking the boxes turning them upside down
<4> u a chicken lover or something ?
<5> what is the screen called before the welcome screen/login screen?
<0> ?
<0> the black screen ?
<5> the screen where its all black, and theres a windows xp logo in the center
<5> yeah
<0> splash screen
<5> and theres this scrollbar
<0> ?
<5> or progress bar rather
<5> its blue for home edition, green for professional i think
<0> ic yea they are commonly called splacsh screens
<5> (the progress bar)
<5> i see
<0> splash even
<5> well my splash screen disappears too fast
<4> u got a supercomputer then
<4> that is good
<4> :)
<5> ... no
<5> after the splash screen i see a black screen
<5> with nothing on it
<5> for about 3-4 seconds
<5> then the mouse appears
<5> it seems like this stuff should be happening while the splash screen is there
<0> and?
<5> but its not
<5> then the welcome screen comes up later
<0> are you a fussy little bitch?
<5> but i dont like that black screen
<5> yeah i am
<0> heh
<4> :)))))
<0> then turn away from the screen
<5> ive disabled a **** load of services
<0> DONT LOOK AT THE SCREEN
<5> ... haha
<5> im afraid of the dark
<0> k
<5> why is this **** happening, all i remember changing is deleting the menuorder key from the registry so that everything would be alphabeticized, and disabling some context menu **** with shexview
<5> and disabling and enabling norton antivirus from loading at bootup.
<6> anoyone has an idea, i try to access 1 of the network computers through \\ComputerName and it says: the user has not been granted the requested logon type at this computer
<7> okay when two windows media players are running or sometimes even one.. when i pause it or if i hit the mute button.. it makes this annoying loud continous noise.. is there a fix for this
<8> only when using wmp?
<7> yah only wmp



<8> upgraded to wmp 10 yet?
<7> i just restored the sound settings back to default.. it is not doing it anymore
<7> but i don't know if it will start doing it again like last time.. a couple days ago
<7> yeah already upgraded
<8> sounds like he had the media player volume output up to high
<9> What's the best method to deploy Microsoft Patches / Service Packs to machines in a network (500+) that would also give reporting printouts
<10> Hey guys...quick question... I have WinXP w/SQL Server 2000 and IIS 5.1... Is there a way to update IIS 5.1 to IIS 6? Do I use the migration tool kit?
<11> does anyone know of an application that can list all the installed programs as in the control panel, but instead of letting me remove them, lets me run them?
<12> c:\program files\ maybe you'[ve heard of it
<12> ;)
<11> except none of my apps are installed there
<5> i fixed that black screen crap
<5> i tweaked [HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE \ SYSTEM \ CurrentControlSet \ Control \ Session Manager \ Memory Management \ PrefetchParameters] in the registry, i restored it and its working like it used to before
<5> some of the tweaks in http://arstechnica.com/guides/tweaks/sgp-tweaks.ars are to be questioned
<13> AHMEDABAD, India (Reuters) - A jobless alcoholic burned himself to death after his wife refused to serve him meat for dinner, Indian police said Sunday.
<14> tell them, not us
<13> guess that showed her
<13> dumb***
<5> but wooww my computers so fast now
<5> ive disabled like 10,000,000 services
<14> now wait till you try to do something that actually needs one of them!
<5> yeah. thats when i realize i need to add that service to the current lowend configuration
<5> step by step
<14> but first you have to figure out what serivce it is
<14> heh
<14> fun fun
<5> heh
<5> ill see how it goes for a week
<5> ive got my default hardware profile saved as well
<5> what firewall do you guys use?
<15> 08:32 < bizinichi> some of the tweaks in http://arstechnica.com/guides/tweaks/sgp-tweaks.ars are to be questioned
<15> and is well dissected on the discussions.
<5> hm, do you have a link?
<15> yes it's on the bottom of the 2nd page, had you bothered to actually look further.
<5> i thought i read something about that
<15> or 3rd page, whereever. people rushing in because they think they can do something miraculous to make their system 1204812034 times faster.
<5> i didn't pay much attention
<15> when all they do is break ****.
<14> also in the editors note
<14> well you certainly shouldnt complain if you cant be bothered to read the damn thing
<15> clearly microsoft has enabled all these crippling features to encourage it's user base to constantly complain and whine even more so than they do now.
<15> hi badtz. another day, another bucketfull of stupidity and it isn't even 9a yet.
<14> same as it ever was.
<14> though
<15> same as it ever was!
<14> Im sur eits past 9am somewhere.
<15> IRC
<15> I CAN'T QUIT YOU
<16> I shaved my cock-n-balls last night.
<16> Just so you guys are aware.
<15> time to ****ing start graylisting ... spam comes and goes in spurts.
<15> annoying.
<15> GOOD MORNING SKOALFABULOUS
<16> Hellopharin.
<16> See that? See how clever that was?
<15> USB2 G adapter! $9!
<15> i did, it was very clever.
<15> i need a new nick.
<16> righteous No such nick/channel
<17> FOMC at 2:15 EST today
<17> and we switch DST Sunday
<17> clock summ EDT4EDT recur first sun apr 02:00 last sun oct 02:00 60
<17> program them routers
<16> I don't get it.
<16> Is that some kinda fag thing?
<17> what? no, that's to ensure your criscos properly adapt DST
<17> s,adapt,adopt,
<18> why is it always raging moron hour in here
<14> where isnt it always raging moron hour?
<18> fair enough
<16> I like big butts and I cannot lie.
<13> heh. hydrogen fuel cell flashlight. lasts all day on a single charge
<18> GOD i hate my clients
<18> so


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