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<0> but i create my own budget
<1> I get to deal with fun things like personnel problems
<1> I hate it
<0> i sit down once a year with the CFO to go over ROI and TCO
<0> thats all the reporting i do
<1> Im more a do it yourself guy, but meh
<1> me and the CFO do math like once a week
<1> heh
<0> hehe
<0> im lucky
<1> I get to leave most of it to him though
<0> my admin was a former accountant
<0> so she bails me out of budget **** all the time
<1> ah, most of my stuff is "what do you think of"
<1> and Im usualy good at finding the bad numbers
<0> i do discuss > 20K Capex with the CFO..



<0> i forgot about that
<0> but its only 2-3 times a year that discussion happens
<2> Federal Electronic Filing Status:
<2> Accepted
<2> Return Accepted - Congratulations! The taxing agency accepted your return on Jan. 27, 2006. Your Declaration Control Number (DCN) is 00-100007-55984-6. Your request to have your fees deducted from your refund amount has been processed by the bank. Go to http://cisc.sbbtral.com to check the status of this request.
<0> my CFO makes fun of my department
<2> woot
<2> that was fast
<0> i call our department an intangible profit center
<0> he calls it a monopoly on losing money
<1> haha
<1> luckily as long as we dont **** up, its easy to show how my guys make money
<1> the hard part is finding people who dont **** up
<0> oh yeah
<0> no ****
<0> im going through admin hell right now
<0> i have a guy]
<0> works hard as hell
<0> ****s up EVERYTHING
<1> Hahaha
<1> I have a guy who was like that
<0> and DOESNT COMMUNICATE
<0> so he ****s it up and doesnt let me know
<0> and im not sure if thats because HE doesnt know, or doesnt want to tell me
<1> and I worked with him for a month and Im amazed, he got his **** together
<0> that is bad
<0> cool
<0> i need to find a big picture admin
<0> our sr admin is OK
<0> but not big picture
<1> so my would have been problem child is my golden child, and everyone else is the problem now =D
<0> heh yeah
<1> gotta figure something out or im never going to get any sleep
<0> my employees are a little too lax
<0> and they **** around a bit too much
<0> and make fun of my admins tits
<0> which i harp on not to do
<1> actually I take that back, half my guys are good, but the half who arent are most customer facing
<0> see
<0> the whole "im IT and im right, the client is stupid" attitude i ****in hate
<1> well
<1> there are levels of it
<1> but generally yes, I agree
<0> i have a helpdesk guy
<0> everytime someone makes amistake he says **** like
<0> "she didnt even know how to add new columns in her explorer window!!"
<0> and he gets angry about it
<0> like that should be a requirement
<1> yeah, that annoys me
<1> "You are IT and they are not for JUST THAT REASON"
<0> "dude, she is a tax admin ***istant"
<1> I had someone give me **** and Im like "explain our network to me"
<1> and shut them up real fast
<0> heh
<0> oh thats another thing i like
<0> our CFO has guests occasionaly
<0> and i never know about it
<0> and he just pops in
<0> "jaymz, can you show so and so the data center and explain a bit about it"?
<0> and im all like "sure, tell me who so and so is so i know how to snow job my speech"
<1> I had that happen today



<1> I abhorr doing tours
<0> so my default **** now is
<0> "we back up everything offsite, in atlanta and can recover in a amtter of hours"
<0> that seems to fix all questions quick
<1> heh
<0> "what do you do about spyware?"
<0> "spyware? we dont have that problem here"
<1> 'we dont get it...'
<0> "we back up all spyware if we did though"
<1> Haha
<1> god, that reminds me of a week or so ago
<0> and its always the investor who has some level of experience in nothing
<0> "are you guys using firefox?"
<0> "yes"
<1> guy talking hisline about how into security they were after wanting us to install like fedora core 2 for them
<0> hehe
<1> and a week later the box gets owned
<0> haha
<1> took me a couple hours to track down everything get them fixed up
<1> tell them how I was pretty sure how they got owned, etc etc
<0> "sir, your friend installed a php script that is acting as a phishing catalyst for 2,000,000 credit cards"
<1> week later ithappens again
<1> I love the "oh its OK, we run linux and know security" guys
<0> hahaha
<1> "k, i'll bill you when you get owned up, thanks!"
<1> Id say 6 times out of 8 im fixing the box within a month
<0> im unplugging the thing :)
<0> i do that with our colos
<0> "can you plug my server back in?"
<1> nah, we bill em and bill for bwidth =)
<0> "no"
<1> jumping ship to another providr = easy, skipping on a 10mbit bill on a 1mbit commit = priceless
<0> god we host some weird ****
<3> BadtzMaru: we had a customer here in a less than perfect billing state. 0.25 MB CIR, 27Mbps 98th percentile
<3> we kept their gear.
<3> ****ers.
<3> it's still here =)
<1> I hate having to keep gear, its always ****
<3> yeah.
<3> legally we can't do anything with it
<3> it's sitting in a room.
<1> the people worth keeping, they pay
<3> i wouldn't mind formatting it and running something on it
<0> i need to go to bed
<1> I need to but probably wont till like 8am =/
<3> i'm on the clock until 8 am
<4> cant believe no bios pdf anywhere on google
<4> popular laptop
<3> ****s!
<4> does anyone still use yahoo? heh. feel sorry for that s.e., they totally got owned
<3> s.e. ?
<4> search engine ;p
<3> oh heh
<4> ok im making progress. found a suitable forum ;p
<3> woo
<3> i'm glad.
<3> on dell.com ?
<5> is there a software which can trace what how another program accesses memory?
<3> quacka1: that's.. not a very clear question
<3> What do you need to do? Maybe I can tailor my response and suggestion based on your requirements
<4> sartan, nah. http://www.notebookforums.com/
<4> looks pretty good
<4> quite self-explanitory hehe
<3> i bet it's a porn site
<5> sartan: monitor a program see what part of the memory it access and how
<3> i don't know anything that can do that... sort of ? i'm not sure what you mean by how. what do you need to monitor about it?
<5> the memory allocation the program accesses
<3> well. i guess any program that can give you a memory dump could work.
<3> WinHex could do it.
<3> http://www.x-ways.net/winhex/index-m.html
<5> cool thanks i try
<3> good luck
<4> heh this trashcan 266 128mb ram isn't running XP all that bad =p
<4> saved my *** really


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