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<0> Have you setup shares on Pluto?
<1> i'm soory
<1> no
<1> i can't piing it
<1> (tried it on pluto, which worked of course...)
<0> Have you setup shares?
<1> yes
<1> on both machines
<0> Too much text to scroll up. Do you have a router?
<1> a modem that also works as a router
<0> Ok, can you ping the machine by its ip address?
<1> yes, but not by name
<1> something w/ dns?
<0> Can you connect vie \\ip.add.ress?
<0> Your router may not support broadcast.
<2> (jv16 Power Tools, wov w.good reg cleaner)



<1> wow, it's working that way
<1> so i'll always have to figure out the ip and connect that way?
<0> Or, you can manually add via the host file.
<1> but will the IPs always be the same? :-/
<0> Make them static.
<0> http://www.ezlan.net/host1.html
<1> as long as i had them static nothing worked
<0> Anyways brb.
<0> If they are static, make sure they are NOT identical.
<1> lol
<1> they weren't
<1> didn't work anyway
<1> but thanks, i think i'll make it from here
<1> cHiKNPad: thanks to you too
<3> ok
<3> i think you can not use both usb and ethernet at the same time
<3> WHORE
<4> wow
<4> mcdonald's has gone upscale!
<4> they'll now put milk and sugar in your coffee for you instead of handing you packets
<5> http://hebrew.gindis.com/modules.php?name=Account&file=index&op=game&userid=Nzc1MDE=
<6> !help
<6> !list
<3> poo
<7> Cacti works!
<7> I only had to **** with it for like three days.
<7> I found out why my stuff wasn't plotting.
<7> CROND[3203]: (cacti) CMD (cacti php /var/www/html/cacti/poller.php > /dev/null 2>&1)
<7> Nobody caught that, myself included.
<7> It should say this:
<7> CROND[3621]: (cacti) CMD (php /var/www/html/cacti/poller.php > /dev/null 2>&1)
<7> I had a username in a user leve cron entry.
<7> And I thought skoal was dumb.
<3> what is cacti?
<7> MRTG poller
<3> oic
<8> having not used cacti, i didn't know if perhaps it was a p***through binary that called php by request. if i'd figured that it *was* supposed to call php as user cacti, i had no cue to not ***ume that it was a global cron job to be called as user caci.
<8> s/caci/cacti/
<8> and actually, i think i was going to question that, but i got distracted by something else and never asked.
<7> Hey, you're not on the cross here pb.
<7> Nobody caught it because I didn't even specify that cacti was the user and not some core binary.
<7> Which it very well could be, given the name I chose for the user account.
<7> But at the core, it does just simply call `php`.
<8> well why not? this morning somebody asked me to change the water (which was implied the water jug on the water cooler), and i asked if i should change it into wine.
<7> So that's what I goofed.
<7> hahaha.
<8> so i'm goin' to hell anyhows!
<7> You're such a cranky IT guy :)
<7> If someone asked me to change a water jug I'd punch them in the mouth.
<7> I don't even change toners.
<7> I'm way, way above that!
<8> i'm writing this bitchslap report about an impossible project these ***holes want me to do, so i'm verbally fired up here this morning.
<7> You go pb.
<8> i can't wait until i can get to the bottom and type the phrase "not feasible".
<3> i can do it
<8> though i'd sort like to find a way to slip "horse****" in and get away with it/
<9> moo
<8> s,/,\.,
<9> too early for regex
<8> that regex was too nerdly anyhow.



<10> heh
<9> web you seen the latest car update?
<10> my mother called the gas company to check for a leak in the house
<10> the piolet light line was leaking
<9> nice
<10> groups **** at releasing
<10> who releases a widescreen movie that burns as a fullscreen
<10> who releases fullscreen anyways
<10> we need a group of hackers not to take advantage of thier bw or anything like that but just s way to del the releases before it ever comes out
<9> you know what I think
<10> *** is good?
<9> I think that groups should use them there zoombie pcs
<9> as bittorrent seeds
<9> ftw
<10> thats what i was thinkin too
<10> i want to set one up at work but its only 15k upload :(
<10> i was messin with torrentflux php based torrent client
<10> but it kills cpu usage adn ****
<7> Man.
<7> Torrent seeding on compromised machines would MURDER bandwidth.
<7> It would be awesome.
<10> well you would limit the bw hehe
<9> uTorrent
<10> give em like 10k
<9> skoal it would be awesome
<10> u torrent has no command line options
<10> but
<9> think of the insane bandwidth you could generate
<10> thats what i use now
<7> Let's hack ****!
<10> i have it set up so i can email a torrent to an addy adn then it autoloads it
<9> people would load the torrent
<9> and be getting like 700+k
<10> ill start scannin now :p
<9> lol
<10> http://www.cdfreaks.com/news/13238
<9> nah you'd have to write a pretty automated distribution package
<9> push out individual files
<10> true
<9> and let the network complete itself
<10> hehe waht about using the gmail drive extention hehe
<9> nah they block binary now
<10> rar?
<10> iv uploaded rars hehe
<9> you'd just need some russian hosting
<9> maybe china
<10> warez is funding russias IT
<10> hehe
<8> ****. my chip stash is empty and i'm hungry.
<9> ok dude
<9> now i'm hungry you ****er
<10> 515gb per sq inch
<10> lovinit
<11> chips are evil
<9> damn
<9> 2.56tbps record
<10> i perfer silicon
<9> over 100 miles
<9> 60 dvds a second haha
<10> heh
<10> where is that?
<9> some crazy germans
<9> heh
<9> http://www.benheck.com/Games/VCS_projects/Pancake/vcsp_pancake.htm
<9> crazy ****er
<12> good free online virus scanner?
<9> housecall
<13> housecall.antivirus.com
<9> hah trendmicro owns antivirus.com?
<13> Yeah.
<9> i wonder how much that's worth on the open market
<13> More nickles than I got.
<14> I got a busy week ahead of me.


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