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<0> someone tivo'd us
<1> I hereby retract the Custer question. Now shut the **** up.
<0> and paused us
<0> :)
<2> SD70MAC hahaha
<1> :D
<2> that's deja vu
<2> instant replay
<3> SD70MAC: won't be the last
<2> on someone's Tivo
<3> ;-)
<3> I wanted to replay my radio today and couldn't
<0> I find that discussion fascinating, because time travel could change time such that time travel was never invented
<1> Barsky: We've been here a long time. We've all started some real champion conversations.
<2> Jet hahahaha
<3> that should be easy to do. it's just audio. wouldn't take much storage space



<3> it was joke, SD
<1> Barsky: I know, but my comment was more reflection.
<2> I think time travel is fascinating, but more and more as I get older, I'm finding it more difficult to talk about the possibilities as I am more firmly convinced every day that time travel is not possible.
<2> BUT
<2> there's always prophetic dreams
<2> I have those
<2> and I can't explain them
<1> FK: Does it become harder or easier to explain when they fail to come to p***?
<2> I'm more willing to believe that the future is accessible in some manner, but less willing to believe the same with regard to the past.
<0> I dunno, I think there's more to it. Like, discussing time travel possibilities makes one realize how tenuous our very existence is
<0> the fact that we are here
<0> now
<0> exactly as we are
<2> yeah
<0> is a collection of random events
<2> yeah
<2> but the thing about randomness is that it's subjective to your level of abstraction
<1> http://www.lifesci.sus***.ac.uk/home/John_Gribbin/timetrav.htm
<3> time travel talk makes me want to throw Donnie Darko in
<0> there's a mockumentary about what if the south won the civil ware
<0> war
<2> the civil warez
<0> I read about it in an old Entertainment Weekly today
<3> cotton would be cheaper ;-)
<0> Can't remember waht it was called
<1> http://www.howstuffworks.com/time-travel.htm
<0> made by some black guy
<2> we'd all be speaking redneck
<0> it shows a black guy being auctioned on QVC
<0> cause, like
<2> but see
<0> that'd be completely NORMAL if the south had won the war
<1> I'd tune in if they started auctioning christian people.
<2> that presupposes that the south losing the civil war is the ONLY POSSIBLE REASON that slavery could have ever ended
<2> something else would have happened
<3> honestly I don't believe that would be the result. the end of slavery would have just taken longer
<0> Barsky: probably
<3> yeah, what fk said
<3> too
<1> I have to concur. The civil war wasn't even over slavery.
<0> but considering the treatment of blacks in the modern US, I'd suggest that if the south had won, slavery would still exist in some form in 2006
<2> yeah
<2> except the whites would be the slaves
<0> because "taken longer" would be, like 250 years
<1> It does. It is still fairly prevelant in Africa.
<2> cause if slavery kept up
<2> the slaves would have revolted
<2> they were already starting
<0> SD70MAC: I meant the continental US
<0> FKnight`: maybe the monkeys will revolt
<1> I am not sure it would have taken 250 years as globally slavery was being abandoned.
<0> and knock down the statue of liberty
<2> Jet: dude, they figured out the genes and **** for apes speaking
<2> Jet: Planet of the Apes is coming
<0> DAMN YOU DIRTY APES!
<3> Damn dirty apes
<0> if we can teach apes to be our slaves
<0> of cousre we'll do it
<3> get you hands of me, you....
<1> Can you imagine? It'll be the same **** that's going on now only the people will look different.
<0> but you know, the apes will always fling poop



<0> so we won't use them as slaves
<2> I'd **** an ape
<1> Canon fodder, maybe.
<2> if she could speak and she was hot
<2> like
<2> Doctor Zero
<1> Gads.
<2> *Zera
<0> haha
<3> omg
<2> Cornelius's wife
<2> she was hot
<0> that chick monkey in the Planet of the Apes remake was hot
<2> Jet yeah
<1> Dude. You're not supposed to say that **** out loud.
<2> hahaahaha
<2> if she can speak, she can give consent
<2> I would never have *** with an ape who couldn't give consent
<0> I still think the new PotA was a piece of ****
<2> yeah
<3> dude. if you just want a hairy chick, there are plenty of those around
<0> the only redeeming quality was that human chick
<2> SD70MAC hell, no, not kids
<2> you got me there
<2> I was just kidding about the apes :D
<1> :D
<2> but
<3> the first one was fun.
<2> I WAS meaning an ADULT ape
<3> they got pretty bad after that
<3> Damn Dirty Sequels
<2> The only original PoTA movie that ****ed was the SECOND one
<2> Beneath The Planet of the Apes
<2> Escape was kinda dumb too, but necessary if you were to understand Battle for
<2> and Conquest
<2> Conquest was good
<0> I liked all the original PotA movies, as campy and bad as they were
<1> Hmm. Guess there's no 3 day weekends between now and memorial day.
<4> the new one ****ed
<0> because they formed a neat circular story thing
<2> Jet yeah
<0> the end became the beginning
<0> and all that
<0> I mean, it didn't make much sense
<0> cause how did the apes get into space
<0> and back in time
<0> but... well, whatever
<2> Battle for the Planet of the Apes rocked though .. when Caesar started the rebellion
<0> ya
<3> Jet: is anita's phone on?
<0> ya, but she's not near it
<3> geezus christ
<3> ;-)
<0> she's going to find it now
<3> why? is it ringing?
<0> when we're home we hardly use our cell phones
<2> Jet: the story started off with the apes being the bad guys, turned to the humans being the bad guys, and then we're all friends at the end
<3> oh yeah. landlines.
<0> no, I told her you wanted to know if she was around it
<1> You realize if there is a god we're all in a big terrarium on someone's shelf?
<3> hehe
<0> SD70MAC: we're probably that already on some alien's shelf
<3> if there's a god and he allows religion to go on, he'll hardly care about our piddly offenses
<0> we probably evolved from some alien stopping off and taking a **** in the pimordial ooze
<3> yep
<3> !info plop
<1> Jet: That makes the most sense to me.
<0> which would explain humanity
<3> bam. the human race
<2> I think after all this time, God wouldn't get pissed off at people saying God Damn it. If he exists, he has to be a bit more mature.
<0> given the writing about all the deities, they all seem to behave like a bunch of 5 year old children


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