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<0> had to type fast
<0> =)
<1> faster than the SPEED OF GRAVITY (yes it has a speed.)
<2> 9m/s^2!
<1> that's the acceleration of gravity
<0> sartan my kb is full of weed
<1> the speed of gravity is close or equal to the speed of light
<0> the keys are sticky
<0> =)
<2> well ill be damned
<2> hahahah sy
<0> Ancient Egyptians slept on pillows made of stone!
<1> Sy|OUT: burn it
<2> ive actually shaken my keyboard and rolled a joint out of the **** that came out before
<1> that's disgusting.
<2> it got me high.



<1> because do you know how many pubes are in a keyboard
<0> haha
<0> npx
<0> i toss tobacco just like the do rise , to get out the nob heads
<0> so half of it ends up in the kb
<0> :D
<1> ****in cats in trees
<1> ospf over nbma
<1> ibgp over fddi.
<1> 2i dont care.~
<2> sartan in nambla
<0> how long u had this channel up
<2> since the dawn of time
<0> =)
<1> thu jul 12 2001.
<1> 07:04 am
<1> and 36 seconds
<2> (the dawn of time.)
<0> just started it for fun to help people with windows or ?
<1> Do you think that's _air_ you're breathing?
<1> #Windows has a history i'm not very familiar with
<1> but its' been a whiel.
<2> SINCE I COULD HOLD MY HEAD UP HIGHHH
<3> heh, 2am
<3> i'll be here til after sunrise, i know it
<1> 2am ****ed.
<0> so how long you guys been on mirc or the net i,g
<2> ted you're a cook aren't you?
<3> npx, no
<2> i thought you said you were
<2> but no one's paying me to think
<0> hes a kock
<0> big diffrence
<3> npx, i do enjoy cooking and am damn good at it, but its not what i do professionally
<0> cock
<0> :C
<0> bad joke
<4> lol
<2> that wasn't a joke, it was a pun
<4> I laughed
<4> everythings funny at 2 a.m.
<3> the datacenter floor and i may bet aquainted for a nap
<3> s/bet/get/
<2> nice
<2> i wish i had a datacenter to sleep in
<3> huh?
<1> datacenter floors are cold
<3> ice cold floors
<2> really, I do.
<1> unless you get into a cosy hot aisle
<0> waer shoes
<0> wear
<2> it'd mean that I was allowed into the datacenter and therefore make it highly likely that I was being PAID to SLEEP
<2> and goddamn, if there's anything I love, it's getting paid to sleep
<4> most of them are in freezer like comditions aren't they?
<1> not quite that cold
<1> 10-15C
<0> pc fans
<3> its about 50 deg in here right now
<3> and this is one of the warmer rooms
<0> should blow air in or out ?



<4> that's chillie
<2> both
<1> i can't think in F
<0> =)
<3> in the next room over, google is ****ing freezing
<2> the idea is to make air flow through the case
<1> you americanians should evolve and learn celsius
<3> google is like refridgerator conditions right now
<1> Ted-Lap: you share a dc with google?
<0> think i mounted some of mine seperate ways
<0> some go in
<2> celcius is for girls and europeans
<0> some go out
<3> sartan, yea
<1> cool
<3> sartan, i'm sandwiched between google and ask jeeves
<3> godaddy is across the hall
<1> <tempted>
<1> nice nice.
<2> i lick my finger and hold it up to the wind and measure the temperature by how many virgins get naked and beg for insemination
<2> in my dreams
<1> npx: still a virgin huh
<4> why would google not have its own center
<1> that's why.
<3> Cryak, because they want on the backbone
<1> Cryak: because google isn't in the datacenter management/facilities business.
<4> sartan, nice
<2> man mexicans know how to eat
<2> ill give the little fellows that much
<0> and the frensh
<2> the french know how to piss me off
<2> ill give them nothing but a hard time
<4> doesn't google have its own center riding ona backbone somewhere
<1> probably.
<0> what aboute the arabs and muslims
<2> i may be the only american who just doesn't give a **** about the middle east
<1> lets make a gl*** crater
<1> one nuke.
<1> BOOM
<1> all them extremist muslims can go. all at once
<0> thank god they have started to fight them selfes
<4> yup
<0> get ridd of a few of them
<0> =)
<3> npx, why do you ask about me being a cook?
<2> if you ask me we should've just said, listen bitches, next terrorist attack attributed to islamic groups, we're gonna nuke mecca. really.
<2> i forget ted
<3> heh
<2> nothing of consequence
<4> or..... a ig
<3> and btw... regarding earlier... this channel may be called windows... but you'll find lots of us unix geeks here
<0> hnx yes
<0> npx
<4> or a pig blood bomb followed by nuke so no afterlife
<0> agree
<0> =)
<0> each time they do a terrorist attack , another nuke comes
<4> that would teach those ****ers
<0> i bet they would not stop even then
<1> supplying the worlds gl*** supply.
<2> i usually go to freenode #debian for unix help
<0> :D
<1> i don't need nix help.
<2> those guys really never, ever go outside. ever.
<1> i'm elite.
<1> yeah but really i don't. i have google
<4> all you do is cover their bodies in pigs blood, they believe it keeps them from their afterlife
<2> sometimes i need help with scripting
<2> like I'll write really inefficient for loops
<2> which could've been done using xargs way more concisely
<4> script kiddie alert
<0> those terrorists wants a war , the whole world should partisipate and go in for getting them , not just usa
<2> god let's not talk politics
<4> they don't want a war


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