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<complianc> non admin users using lame activex inhouse developed objects
<complianc> c'mon, budget? be real.
<rworks> I like it when I'm putting in my root p***word and I find myself using a p***word from about 3 or 4 changes ago.
<rworks> Out of nowhere.
<Gimp-Cow> so rworks
<Gimp-Cow> teh budget?
<complianc> http://www.hkepc.com/bbs/viewthread.php?tid=567419&extra=page%3D1
<complianc> hello daddy.
<Gimp-Cow> nice
<Gimp-Cow> ohhhh
<Gimp-Cow> onboard sas
<Barsky> computer hardware has gotten pretty boring. I'd rather spend the money on a big *** wall mounted tv :)
<Gimp-Cow> rworks is no fun
<Gimp-Cow> i was gonna build a hot rig for him
<complianc> i try to balance the amount of tv i watch vs the price of the tv
<Barsky> so the more $$ the tv the more you watch?
<complianc> one would think if you spend that much money on a tv
<complianc> you are using it quite a bit
<complianc> otherwise, we are back to that budgets thing
<complianc> $5k for a tv is out there.
<Barsky> $5k is insane
<complianc> just like $2k for a computer is out there.
<z0g^g> I hate when you delete a ton of files, like a whole dir, explorer starts deleting, then when it runs into an exe, its like "there could be programs here, are you sure?", when ITS ALREADY DELETED A BUNCHA OTHER ****.
<z0g^g> So even if you say "oops wait" its too late
<z0g^g> so why bother asking?
<Gimp-Cow> hehe
<complianc> if delete_file_count > threshold, ***ume delete.
<complianc> oh wait, that would require intelligence.
<z0g^g> there should be some way to turn that crap off
<z0g^g> or at least do a scan beforehand, then prompt before deleting anything at all
<complianc> too slow.
<complianc> people will btich that the delete performance is slower than <insert OS here>
<complianc> damned if you do, damned if you don't.
<complianc> like being president.
<z0g^g> i dunno, ive just been using kde quite a bit and it really makes explorer look bad.
<complianc> the latter half of this year and next shall be an interesting time in the CPU space
<Gimp-Cow> rworks, $2,189.45
<complianc> cumcast cranking the speed whereever vzn fios is
<Barsky> netflix is gonna carry blu ray too. but current signup is for hd dvd only
<Barsky> both can wait as far as I'm concerned :)
<Barsky> until there are burners and rippers :)
<z0g^g> have you seen the pink panther yet?
<z0g^g> its cheezy
<Barsky> not yet.not ever. plop on these ****ing remakes
<z0g^g> its a bit funny in parts
<Barsky> if you want to see the pink panther, get you some peter sellers
<Barsky> and not some coked out, unoriginal new hollywood bull****
<Barsky> :)
<Barsky> although, I should thank hollywood. they're saving me money. reducing my netflix deal to 1 out at a time has not been a problem at all :)
<z0g^g> do cruise ships ever capsize?
<Gimp-Cow> sure
<complianc> in today's cruise ship climate i think it would have to bea freak of nature to have a cruise ship capsize
<complianc> they typically avoid any known weather or oceanic that could be remotely 'bad'
<MrMojo> I imagine it would take a tsunami wave or hurricane to capsize a cruise ship
<MrMojo> So right, it probably wouldn't happen
<Barsky> or mrmojo farting in the ocean next to one
<complianc> and most cruise lines will not allow their ships to be caught in those types of climates
<z0g^g> ive been on one of those megaships, like 14 stories high, a lap around the deck is like a half mile, it didnt sway at all in the waves.
<Barsky> course, that goes b ack to the tsunami thing
<MrMojo> But those cargo ships with hundreds of containers capsize or lose containers in storms
<z0g^g> a tsunami is unlikely to be felt out in the ocean
<complianc> correct.
<complianc> a minor wave.
<complianc> if that.
<MrMojo> It would depend on how close to a shoreline you are
<z0g^g> yeah in port it might be a slight problem
<Gimp-Cow> yes
<MrMojo> Not just in port
<Gimp-Cow> they could capsize
<Gimp-Cow> but it's not likely
<Gimp-Cow> i think it has actually happened
<MrMojo> If you're at a point where the ocean depth greatly changes, such as a shelf
<Gimp-Cow> at least once
<complianc> poseidon
<complianc> h0 h0 h0
<complianc> !
<MrMojo> *****idon
<Barsky> that only capsized because that fart *** shelly winters leaned over the railing on one side of the boat
<Barsky> without everyone else on the boat leaning over the opposite side
<Barsky> counterbalance, you know
<Barsky> I suspect the next one will be caused by a #windows op ;-)
<Gimp-Cow> yeah
<Gimp-Cow> all the people running away from them when they come out in a speedo
<Barsky> eeek
<Barsky> the thought of that made me throw up in my mouth a little :(
<Gimp-Cow> lol
<Barsky> so, not a good day for SpaceX eh?
<Gimp-Cow> ?
<complianc> rocket go boom
<Gimp-Cow> ah
<Gimp-Cow> sweet
<Barsky> blowededed up on ascent
<Barsky> which I am sure most space tourist would be against
<Gimp-Cow> what kind of rocket do they use
<Barsky> Falcon 1..their own I thought
<Gimp-Cow> nah i meant fuel
<Gimp-Cow> liquid o2 and kerosene
<Gimp-Cow> hrm
<Barsky> dunno. maybe further down in this artcile it will say
<Gimp-Cow> dual impeller turbo pump
<Barsky> Pepto Bismal tablets dropped in a sealed container of water
<XTR> Falcon anus.
<Gimp-Cow> aight bbl
<Barsky> I'd launch into XTR's anus space
<XTR> MmM.
<sAMOa> ToLoLally.
<XTR> Open the pod bay doors HAL.
<Barsky> is that tech for Unzip your pants?
<XTR> Oh, I thought it was the anus.
<Barsky> oh, tech for relax your sphincter. got it
<XTR> I love you Bally.
<Barsky> mmm
<Barsky> I can feel your love
<Barsky> ouch
<complianc> perferrated colon love.
<Barsky> give me your dirty looove
<Barsky> right xtr?
<XTR> Yes.
<Barsky> XTR: I'm moving to montana soon
<XTR> No way.
<Barsky> gonna be a dental floss tycoon
<XTR> Are you joking?
<Barsky> oh dude.
<Barsky> you have failed me.
<Barsky> think zappa
<XTR> omg.
<XTR> Don't know that one, or forgot. :(
<XTR> My LPs are in Singapore.
<XTR> Haven't heard em in forever.
<Barsky> I'm gonna grab my zircon encrusted tweezers and give youa tittty twister you'll never forget
<Barsky> and ****. what happened to that lp here anyway
<Barsky> :(
<XTR> :(
<Barsky> must have loaned it and never got it back :(
<Barsky> wonder if my nephew has it. I need to ask him
<XTR> I think I'ma go to Money Mart today for some Vodka money.
<XTR> I think that makes me alchy eh?
<XTR> Me thinks?
<Barsky> what's that? a loan?
<XTR> Yeah, one of those payday loan places.
<Barsky> oh my. Yes, I'd say it does
<Barsky> :)
<XTR> EHEHEHEHEHE.
<Barsky> this way leads you to perma debt...keep borrowing against future pay
<XTR> I finished me bottle in a week. Kinda fast for me.
<Barsky> still going to the bars a lot?
<XTR> Nah man. Too broke for that even.
<XTR> Skipped last night.
<Barsky> if so, May I suggest pre-bar drinking at home as it is way cheaper :)
<Barsky> how much you spend on a bar night out?
<sAMOa> yesh. barprep


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