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<0> that scares the **** out of them
<0> make sure have them see at least one
<0> or witness one is even better
<0> my last wife had 2 full births on video
<0> not one of the kids could stomach watching the whole thang
<0> pussies
<1> so.... phew.
<1> Pixar President Ed Catmull will become president of the new Pixar and Disney animation studio and Pixar vice president John L***eter, a major creative force in the company's success, will be chief creative officer.
<1> l***eter was a disney animator in the golden days
<0> people are so hell bent on practiving safe *** and being careful without seeing the real end result process
<1> L***eter will also be Principal Creative Advisor at Walt Disney Imagineering, where he will help design new attractions for Disney theme parks.
<0> http://sheknows.com/files/video/birth.mpg
<0> show your kids this
<0> it helps them thnk thru their hormone tendencies?
<2> yum
<3> !info plop



<2> !info poopdropzone
<4> If you throw a few squares of paper in the toilet, you make a little "drop zone" and the poopie doesn't splash your hole! |POOPSAMMICH|
<0> muhahahhahahaha
<0> greeg: did i ever tell you, you are a sick dog?
<2> Today?
<0> wooops
<5> the water splash is like a mini bidet
<0> and they should show the placenta
<6> unless you peed first
<0> that thing fries up greati with olive and oil and garlic!
<7> Everyone message me any error messages you wrote down or remember getting in the past 10 years with Windows
<7> Making a KB
<0> Got Placneta?
<6> we're thinking of making a k/b too
<7> is it gonna be big?
<7> my KB is going to be SQL based
<7> knowledgebase = kb
<6> kick/ban
<0> really?
<7> ..
<0> SefKBmental
<7> where did the f come from
<7> im going to bed
<7> peace guys
<6> mmm, I saw the side of a booby in Lexx
<8> i'm cooking burgers tonight
<8> cheeseburgers to be exact
<1> the lexx videos, especially the earlier ones, there were multiple full boobie shots that got blurred on SciFi net
<5> sheesh. that still on?
<1> god knows. i had most of it from torrented AVI but I deleted it:D
<0> peerce: thanks for that vid
<0> dude
<0> i'm getting lots of play
<1> heh. http://bmwrtmike.smugmug.com/photos/42138481-L.jpg
<0> the last dvd i burnt was one with a vob on bike racing
<1> the guy writes: "I built a roaster from an electric fry pan and a Galloping Gourmet top. Fixed a motor in the bottom, with stirring veins, and roast two pound batches with it.
<1> its a coffee roaster
<9> if i have a network with 2 routers and i want everyone to see each other no matter which router they are getting a connection from.. how do i do that?
<9> if i have 2 routers in my network, with one router feeding the connection to the other, how do i get all computers to be able to see each other on the network?
<9> oops
<1> craq; um, why does the network have two routers?
<9> so sorry
<1> by 'router', you mean a home internet sharing gateway? whats the topology?
<9> ones a wireless router.. ones not
<1> you shoudl disable the routing functionality of the wireless, or exchange it for a 'wireless access point' rather than a router.
<1> or use the wireless as your only router, and put a hub behind it if you need more ethernet ports
<1> er, hub/switch
<9> hmm..
<10> i have a network with two routers connected to different ISPs. but it's not a setup for the faint of heart
<1> that kind of home internet sharing appliance 'router' is a firewall. it creates isolated private networks.
<9> can i not do what i want with these 2 routers?
<1> you have two seperate networks, its fugly.
<0> am i a freak for running my fbsd "top" line command to monitor my servers?
<0> it runs all day
<1> I dunno, can the wireless 'router' be configured as a simple wireless access point bridge ?
<11> ****. I'M STILL AT WERK.
<0> ME TOO
<10> peerce, it's more a NAT router than a firewall...
<9> hmm..



<1> you can maybe do that by A) not using its 'WAN' internet port at all, B) disabling its internal DHCP server, C) plugging the house network into one of the LAN ports on the wireless router.
<0> butt this gotta change
<1> Thuryn; whatever. a NAT router is a type of firewall.
<1> blocks all external connections except ones that are port forwarded.
<1> thats a firewall.
<10> depends on your definition of firewall. they vary.
<1> whatever.
<1> are you telling me its NOT a type of firewall ?
<10> some say it's any device attached to two networks that *doesn't* forward all packets. some say it has to be stateful. still others say it has to have strong filtering.
<1> I say **** off.
<1> NAT routers are stateful
<10> *I* would say that calling a NAT router a "firewall" is adding a touch of undeserved glory to it.
<1> and they don't forward ANY incoming packets unless expressly configured.
<0> 2.99 a year domain name registrations with NSI if you buy 10 years
<10> yes, but that's only due to the nature of NAT, and not due to any intentional security-enhancing effort. packets that *do* match an existing connection will be forwarded.
<0> of couse they dont mention 10 years on their 2.99 ad
<1> Thuryn; I'd sure as hell hope so or nothing would work.
<0> i remember paying 149.00 for a domain
<0> :(
<0> my times have changed since 1994
<10> peerce, regardless of whether they are spoofed, i meant. strong firewalls like the PIX will do things like check sequence numbers.
<1> neither linux nor vxworks will p*** out of sequence packets, thats inherent in their kernel filtering rules. most of those home routers have either linux or vxworks in them.
<1> iptables -dnat is quite stateful
<0> peerce, do you like getting out in the cold and cruising to get the blood flowing?
<0> i kinda like that cold air
<1> chamois; sure, doesn't everyone? hell, friday AM, I'll probably get into some bands of rain and fog heading to DV
<10> peerce, i stand corrected. i didn't realize they had improved so much.
<1> planning on leaving about 6am
<0> um. i dont think so
<0> many people keep their bikes in the garages when its cold
<1> got me a new tourmaster jacket to go with my tourmaster pants
<10> chamois, bite your tongue!
<0> bunch of piussies
<0> dude, not all
<10> my bike is going with me for the rest of the week
<0> a few of us like that feeling
<1> only thing that would make me detour will be full chain control on the p***es, then I go around.
<0> peerce has a deluxe BMW ride
<1> there's one p*** I go over en route to DV thats subject to significant snow, Greenhorn Summit on sr155
<0> that baby flies
<0> peerce, any snow on the roads now on your proposed route?
<1> nah, yours is lighter, faster, twistier... mine is more a tourer.
<1> there's probably snow on the sides of 155 on top, thats west of Lake Isabella, between Woford Heights and Glennville
<0> dude this is the first set of tires i've made use of the entire tire
<1> Metzler has made that impossible for me... the new Z6 fronts go WAY down... my chicken strips are about twice as wide as before.
<1> man, Ted Porter's Beemershop rocks. he totally fixed my bike, its been running funky for a while, the throttle bodies were way outta whack.
<1> and he charged like half of what the dealer would have for less meticulous work
<1> guy has been open a year, he's right around the corner from work and NOONE TOLD ME ABOUT HIM !
<1> his tire prices are great too.
<1> http://www.beemershop.com/news.php#YearEnd
<0> damn
<0> i' ve been paying close to 300 on avg
<1> thats what I've been paying at the discount place in san jose.
<1> about
<1> Road Rider won't touch the bike, just the wheels, so I pull them in the parking lot :D
<1> center stands are handy for that, and decent factory tool kits
<1> hahahhh, and free wifi :) when I picked my bike up, a advrider guy I know was there, MadBritt :D so he had his laptop and was posting on the message board from the service counter.... sheesh.
<0> The BeemerShop WiFi HotSpot!
<0> Ted has installed a WiFi base station. Now, if you come by for some quick, while-you-wait service, you can stay in touch with the office and read your e-mail or browse the web on your laptop.
<0> ]
<0> is that Tedski?
<0> :P
<1> no, ted porter.
<0> i know
<1> a beemer mechanic. formerly with a really well known east coast shop, then he worked at a couple bmw dealers around here, and now is indie.
<1> he works on both vintage beemers and new ones
<0> cool
<12> whats it called when you are in bed and you wake up in the middle of the night with the solution to a long standing problem?
<12> not serindipity
<12> something else
<13> incontinence
<13> HAHAHHA
<13> *lol*
<12> that was pretty funny :)


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