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<0> nah... we figure we'll move in together if we decide to get married
<1> i want a tall blonde european white chick.
<0> we each like our own places too much
<1> but i have my petite brunette half asian chick.
<0> i do spend more time at her place than mine though
<1> have you lived with a woman before?
<0> there was a tall blonde chick at the bar tonite... she knew how to move her hips too
<0> yea, i've thrown two out
<0> heh
<1> hah
<0> yah, one was an old high school gf that i got back with in '03
<0> when i got back from the persian gulf
<0> mistake
<1> kick her *** OUT
<0> the other was this mexi chick from socal that needed more time to grow up
<1> and kick steve out too
<0> goddamn steve
<0> who invited him?
<1> kristin needs to grow up..
<1> we'll see.
<0> your woman?
<1> yeah
<0> oh, ellen is majorly grown up dude
<0> hence why we've been together so long
<0> she's got her **** together
<1> well we're both still young right..
<0> i hate to say it... but i'll wind up marrying this chick
<0> scary, huh
<1> Does she know it yet?
<1> =)
<2> how can i get started to write a server that maintains a database and access it via Telnet?
<0> i know she feels the same way, we've talked bout it... but we've also decided we're in no position to get married
<1> i can see myself marrying kristin once she matures a bit. maybe gets a college education
<0> we'll wait til she p***es the bar... then she'll have a more clear head
<1> starts a career
<0> yea, ellen's been in school for her twentieth year
<1> NSCPR: how can i ... drive a car? tell me on irc!
<1> NSCPR: just build your server, pick a database system, and install a telnet server on it
<0> NSCPR, why would you access via telnet? and what server OS are you thinking on using, and what database?
<2> so its that difficult hey
<1> yeah man.
<1> !info vague
<0> telnet != secure
<2> its for an ***ignment
<0> !info homewor
<2> it says we must use telnet
<0> !info homework
<2> the problem is they dont teach us this stuff
<0> luckily for you... i'm drunk
<1> your homework ***ignment facilitates building a server, installing a database, coding an application, and remotely managing it using telnet?
<0> so, gimme the exact ***ignment
<2> i think so
<1> That's not homework. that's a project dude.
<2> k wait...
<1> you
<1> and likely your teacher
<1> are both ****tards
<0> i'll deal with ****tard1 and ****tard2 ... i'm drunk
<0> i don't do dcc, bro
<0> you gotta host it somewhere
<2> ja i think he's a pedophile actually
<2> ok
<1> killall pine
<0> its amazing... i tell ya
<2> https://www.cs.up.ac.za/download.php/COS332/StudyGuide/prac2.htm
<0> how many people actually use pine
<1> i love it.
<1> because it properly does imap
<0> pine does?
<1> i don't know any other console email app that does
<2> its the most ****ed up prac ive ever seen
<1> yeah
<0> mutt does :)
<3> i use outlook 2003 for linux
<0> mutt -f :P
<0> NSCPR, ok... what cl*** is this for
<2> Computer Networks
<0> NSCPR, also... remember i'm drunk, so it'll take me a few mins to read... don't ****in disappear like a lil whorebag thinkin i'm not hookin ya up
<0> NSCPR, this is your one and only free homework ***ignment from this channel
<2> haha ok master
<1> mutt != maildir
<0> NSCPR, and only because i'm drinkin
<0> or drunk, however you wanna look at it
<2> lucky me
<1> reminds me i can install horde.
<0> NSCPR, umm... this isn't about setting up a server, its about writing a program that will listen on a socket and serve a user interface via telnet
<0> NSCPR, what programming languages do you know?
<2> c++ and java
<2> but i'll be more comfortable with java
<1> write your app dude.
<1> streams are easy
<1> you know this now
<0> ok, so you just write an app in java that listens on a socket
<0> simple as that
<2> haha i wish
<1> man. even *i* could do that in java .net
<1> and i've never written a java app in my life.l
<2> whats a sockjet
<0> then, **** a real database, this is small enough that you can just use hashes (that is technically a real database, btw)
<2> *socket even
<0> NSCPR, meaning, it listens on a port
<2> ooo
<2> so port 23 for telnet in my case?
<0> NSCPR, of course
<1> use XML!
<1> XML is the end all that is all
<1> ((that actually would work.))
<0> NSCPR, then you just have it offer a command prompt that echo's by defualt
<2> xml is nice yes
<0> NSCPR, and have it reference a hash
<0> NSCPR, pretty easy actually...
<2> o_0
<1> yeah
<1> this isn't too hard.
<2> ure losing me master
<1> you could have this finished by the end of the night
<2> haha
<0> you could
<0> you are overthinking this
<2> perhaps
<0> ok... are you familiar with what a CSV file is?
<0> Comma Separated Value
<2> ja
<2> ok so im guessing i would make 1 exe file?
<1> too bad network engineers don't have friends.
<1> So your database will have no data
<0> you can use a CSV file then, NSCPR
<0> NSCPR, one .exe? sure... if you're on windows
<1> you can use ansi escape characters for color codes and impress your friends.
<2> me, friends?
<1> To earn higher marks your program will be expected to do more than just the basics, such as to allow more than one user to use your program simultaneously or to simply use colour.
<2> but then like how do i put the program and onto what server?
<1> just run it dude
<1> make it listen..
<2> oooo
<0> that's it
<0> simple as that
<1> http://www.javaworld.com/javaworld/jw-12-1996/jw-12-sockets-p2.html
<0> like i said, you're overthinking this
<2> so i can do this all on 1 machine?
<0> of course
<1> yeah 100%
<1> you can even test it on the same machine
<1> telnet localhost <port?
<2> even if im offline?
<1> yeah.
<0> yup
<1> if you use localhost
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