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<0> "If a man says something in the forest and there's no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?"
<1> yes!
<0> :)
<1> but not you barry
<0> aw
<2> how can i convert wmv to mpeg with no quality loss? it's a HD video
<3> We never win :(
<4> we need to take away their batteries
<3> cHiKNPad, if you are doing the job correctly in the first plac, they won't need batteries ;)
<1> i still got 2 fingers that work just fine
<0> so, 8 wasted fingers :(
<3> Yeah most girls prefer that then a rubbery substitute.
<4> lie
<5> it's the exact opposite!
<4> most girls want guys to wear condoms so it feels like the rubber kok that they have grown to love
<5> ribbed for her pleasure



<1> Baracuda^: i prefer 2 to the whole hand
<0> 2 good. as long as you have a spare
<3> Umm ok, I don't know where you get your information from ;)
<5> forefinger and middle finger , with forefinger slightly bent for flexibility and circular movement .. works 99% of the time .. do it slowly and rhymically
<0> Dov-work: his personal experience they they prefer rubber substitutes
<1> crazyD: pretty accurate
<3> Hehe.
<0> that
<5> thank you.
<3> http://flickr.com/photos/23195511@N00/?saved=1
<3> - /saved=1.
<1> you are sideways
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<0> oops
<1> hehe
<3> Yeah I have nfi why it does that.
<0> had to get a pumpkin seeds shell out from under the keyboard
<3> When you try to rotate it, it ****s up.
<1> oh
<4> I need a circular saw and a nailgun
<1> time to trim your toenails
<1> ?
<5> no chicken, circular "movement' not 'saw'
<6> i saw that!
<4> they are hard to find cheap
<3> it was normal before I uploaded it, but then Flicr flickred it up.
<5> SaW II is out on dvd
<6> flickr off and die!
<3> I like Saw2.
<3> FLICKR YOU!
<5> i gotta rent it this weekend
<4> you see them crapy olympic medals the look like cdr disks
<3> Only 15c in store.
<1> gnite guys
<6> k
<6> go get sum y0
<3> I'm gonna get sme and think of you while doing it Sammy.
<6> i just bbq'ed up another fab salmon dinner
<6> whole zuchini and portabellos
<3> I haven't eaten today yet.
<3> Might go out and buy a PS2 while I'm at it.
<6> and i whipped up a scallop crab cheese dish
<4> i need some vegetables
<4> i just had macaroni for dinner
<4> pastafagool
<7> hi
<8> i had authentic jambalaya with crawfish, chicken, sausage and all the good **** yo
<8> yumlz
<7> my hard drive is making that clunking sound. i ran chkdsk and it reports bad blocks and tries to recover orphaned files, etc. but my HD still making the clunking sound. I reinstalled Windows XP because I think some files got corrupted with this HD. is there any solution other than getting a new HD for this laptop?
<8> not really. sounds like its time to replace the HD
<7> anyone else experience this behavior?
<7> ok. this laptop is from work. :/
<9> yes, when a hd fails it makes clunking sounds
<7> ok thank you guys.
<7> i think it is still under warranty
<4> yea
<4> send it to me i will get the porn off it
<6> ?
<9> Well, Domino was really really good
<7> heh
<6> if ip-address repeat to spam-mail > 1000, add ip-address to host-deny write ip-address to abuse-report kill task-id



<10> **** it.
<11> is there a small application - runs as a service or from system tray - that will ping a host at regular intervals and alert me when there's no reply?
<12> Yes
<12> I ***ume there is.
<11> name it
<11> :)
<12> We wanted to go if we could be ***ured the city was going to be safe, said Anne Greenfield, who came with her husband and children, ages 9 and 11, from Lubbock, Texas. We talked to friends living there a lot before we decided.
<12> Now I've never been to Mardi Gras in NO, but I'd ***ume it's not really for kids
<12> so wtf am I missing
<11> few brain cells ?
<11> :)
<12> I guess if it's a kid friendly thing, I'm not missing much.
<13> hi, for some reason i cant use my taskmanager .. i belive its been some how disabled, ive tried to run it from Start/Run but it gives me an erorr saying its been used by another program. what can i do so i can access task manager ?
<11> hit ctrl-alt-delete
<13> ive tried joey
<13> no response at all
<11> probably another use logged in and using it
<11> useR*
<13> its the one computer and im the only user
<11> reboot
<13> tried.
<11> ouch
<13> yah
<11> there's an old saying: If you can't fix it -- **** it!
<10> Where's my burrito.
<11> did you run anti virus, maRz` ?
<13> none yet joey .. i was just about to
<11> suspects you have malicious apps on your system
<14> I'm trying to get a job administrating microsoft networks, I've got no experience and in all honesty I'll probably be terrible at it. What should I do?
<14> administering? what the hell ever, pay me
<11> last thing you should do is to come and wank here
<14> yeah, probably not the wisest decision
<9> npx: learn the phrase "would you like fries with that?"
<14> **** you jet
<14> never again
<10> ahaha.
<14> im gonna break into a field that somehow involves me sitting on my ***
<14> it's going to happen.
<11> programmers are sitting on their ***es
<10> npx What are you doing now?
<6> you can mix it up
<14> hanging and finishing drywall
<11> admins run back and forth to the server room
<6> sit on your hands or standup to your pc
<10> Kew.
<6> i have a few pc's so i can skatearound the room on my rollerskates and get sum exercise 'n ****
<14> like that chinese guy who busted mitnick
<10> You go samotr0n.
<15> there are folks at work who have their desks elevated to standing height.
<6> engineers stool y0
<14> he thought he was so cool with his rollerblades and his ethnicity
<14> **** that guy
<15> and they type standing up
<6> why not stand up and work?
<10> Cause man.
<6> you dont have to be a fat*** lazy **** and sit there all day
<6> cheeeze. get up every 30 minutes and stare off into space
<6> run up and down some stairs
<6> DO SOMETHING
<14> I dream of being a fat*** lazy ****
<14> it's my fantasy
<6> GET OFF Y0 FAT ***
<6> mix it up y0
<6> like pretty soon i be playin some pool
<14> yeah im gonna be a fat lazy **** who owns a pool table
<14> and lives with 30 cats
<16> howdy.
<6> on a deserted island?
<14> with any luck it'll be one I own.
<6> with nekkid chix running to and fro?
<16> Well, I have test results from the Linksys USBBT100 cl*** 1 bluetooth adapter paired with my Treo 650. In the office, I manage around 100 to 150 feet of usable distance.
<16> not too shabby. so networking is usable throughout most of the office.
<16> if only there was some hack to boost the power of the bluetooth radio in the phone itself
<16> thats the real limitation


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