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<0> oplocks locks a file on the local filesystem of the server
<0> the lock is at the filesystem level
<0> not some magic "oplocks" level
<1> no, FS has no concept of oplocks.
<0> oplocks uses the filesystem locks just like a normal windows app
<1> "opportunistic locking" is an SMB-specific concept.
<0> otherwise i could delete a file on my drive that you had open
<0> cause my filesystem doesn't "understand" oplocks
<0> anyways, i'm out for work
<1> that's a different, though related thing. Srv.sys 'remotes' the redirector's access to the local FS. The FS then sees a 'user' of that file. RefCount for the file goes +1, and the FS wont delete.
<1> but NTFS.SYS wouldn't know an oplock from a hole in the ground.
<1> cyas
<1> the whole thing is called "distributed cache coherency" by MS, if you're interested.
<2> whee
<3> <1> oplocks are great 99% of the time. If you have cruddy apps that
<3> barely work to begin with, and are poorly designed, disabling



<3> oplocks is a legit step. Disabling oplocks for-the-hell-of-it is
<3> simply shooting yourself in the foot. Everything even reasonably
<3> modern benefits from oplocks.
<3> HUH
<3> how do you disable oplock?
<3> http://support.microsoft.com/?id=296264
<3> this is something worth trying
<3> thanks
<2> dont be cockblocking man...
<1> toor: EnableOplocks=1 on the server. No need for client-side changes.
<1> oopps
<1> EnableOplocks=0 even
<1> and then restart the server service
<4> there we go. neighbor's lawn is cut, our front lawn is cut, entire sidewalk and driveway of both neighbors' houses are sprayed clean of cuttings, and my brother is cutting the backyard as I type. good start for the day
<3> indeed
<5> Do you cut the neighbor's lawn just to be nice?
<3> H2SO4 dropping bombs while you were away
<2> you cut your neighbors lawn?
<5> And if so, will you be my neighbor?
<4> took the cans back, got a pack of smokes and a 25 cent koolaid. my day is complete
<2> ahaha
<3> heh
<4> csm: yep. I'm disabled, sure. But the one neighbor is even worse than I am. he lives with a vavle into his stomach and can barely walk. so, I did his lawn for him. neighbors on the other side are elderly ladies, so I did their's for them too
<5> You're nice.
<5> I'd be like "Pay up, bitch!
<4> long as I can move, I can cut the gr*** :)
<4> hehe
<5> OK.
<2> how are you disabled?
<5> I was reading about some program that allows for direct host-to-host vpn-type connections.
<5> Anyone know what I'm talking about?
<4> csm: 4 blown disks in my back, 2 blown out knees, and I live on medications and epidurals
<5> I read about it a few weeks ago.
<4> rworks: openvpn?
<2> i've seen some **** on tv like that rworks
<2> advertising that you can connect to your office pc from anywhere
<2> wheee
<5> No, it was a very simple thing.
<4> ohh gotomypc
<2> yeah
<2> some **** like that
<5> No, not that either.
<5> It's not remote control.
<4> i love that program. but I'll be damned if I pay 25 a month to use it
<5> Just a host-to-host vpn tunnel.
<5> Gotta find it now.
<5> Free service.
<2> hmm
<2> dunno
<4> rworks: hrmm, you find it kick me the URL will ya?
<3> pppd and netcat!
<4> i mean gotomypc is great for doing remote contracts, but it's not worth 25 a month. if I can do something free, I'd do it. Like rdesktop (rdp) with encrypted connections
<3> man this oplock stuff is GOLD
<3> can't diddle with it in production though but definately worth while
<4> oplock?
<5> Oh, here it is.
<5> Hamachi
<3> pgpkeys - i have a to support an OLD application
<6> pgpkeys, oh no not again wink
<4> hamachi.com?
<3> flat file database



<5> http://www.hamachi.cc/
<3> H2SO4 suggested this: http://support.microsoft.com/?id=296264
<5> There you go.
<4> Tsu: haha! hey what's up
<4> thanks rworks
<7> i do like hamachi myself
<8> http://www.explosm.net/comics/543/
<4> sigh
<4> i hate how goddamn slow this box s getting
<3> heh
<6> omg that was good pizza
<4> we did the pizza thing last night
<3> ate pizza last night as well
<3> so good
<8> cyanide and happiness is my new favorite webfunny.
<3> csm
<4> oo, i wonder if they have a freebsd or linux endpoint for this
<3> pppd and netcat!
<4> would be nice to vpn from this xp box to my remote boxes
<2> p*** :)
<3> what's the story with the topic
<3> thanks csm
<2> np :)
<6> i was thinking the same thing toor.
<6> it's not especailly funny or anything.
<3> there are sshd services for windows
<3> so ...
<6> ssh.com sellsone.
<3> nods
<6> sells one even
<3> nods
<2> cygwin
<2> i have no desire to ssh into winders though :)
<2> and mojo was being facetious
<9> does a network engineer's job always consist of setting up and maintaining hardware?
<9> or are some just software orientated?
<2> uhhh
<2> www.monster.com
<9> K
<7> csm ;D
<2> werd up seinfeld
<3> heh
<3> hootie hoo
<10> Weird up, man.
<4> weird all anchorbitch!
<4> s/all/al/
<7> sup
<4> rworks: thank you. VERY useful :)
<11> rworks isn't useful.
<11> He's just our eye candy.
<11> But MrMojo is my throat and buttocks candy.
<4> you have your candy. me, I'm going to play with DragonFly BSD for a bit :)
<12> How can I get security options to show up in folder properties in XP Pro?
<8> turn off simple sharing.
<12> how would I do that?
<8> explorer. tools | options... > view tab (look at the bottom of the list.)
<12> thanks
<13> hey i was wondering if someone could help me i have installed vista and i cannot connect to the internet i was wondering if anyone had any solutions
<1> are you a beta tester?
<13> sure am
<10> I'm a delta tester.
<1> do you get some sort of 'special' support for being a tester?
<10> danny: Do the updated materials indicate this channel as a support channel?
<13> huh?
<10> Then take a farking hike.
<14> I seem to have jumped on the wagon really early just because I can access my old hotmail account through outlook even after they started charging people. If I were to reformat, is there any files I can keep so I can replace when im done formatting so I wont miss out on the outlook express account?
<10> File and settings transfer wizard will probably handle that sort of thing.
<13> i dont know y u have to be mr tuff guy maybe someone here is willin to help me out
<10> Door's to the left, Mr. Pirate.
<13> ur a ****
<10> Who's ur?
<10> I thought Ur was a city.
<8> !info ur


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