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<0> sartan; spam******in only works well if you combine it with a good set of the SARES filters, and use RulesDuJour to update them daily.
<1> postfix. spam ******in. procmail. courier-map.
<1> done.
<2> i think any sort will work just fine.
<2> i'm getting about 10 spam a week
<1> weapons of a true warrior.
<3> spam ******in ****s
<2> at least what thunderbird doesn't detect
<2> i just want something i can drop in there and make it a little "better" than it is now for my own machine
<1> funny sa catches my spam.
<0> digiwork; only if tis poorly configured and used.
<4> I host my email on a separate box, different geographical location. I use Imail and Symantec Mail Security for that.
<3> no it ****s
<1> NO YOU ****
<1> KEKEKE
<1> <7> ****! I'M STILL AT WORK!



<4> You got it wrong, it's werk.
<1> xtr is gonna kick my *** if he logs this
<3> i dont want to hire a spam ******in admin just to keep up with that ****
<1> huh?
<1> SA is simple.
<5> yeah
<0> Dov-work; presumably that symantec **** comes with a monthly $ hit?
<1> hey whatever you use, as long as it works for you, rock on.
<1> SA works for me.
<3> its convuluted and doesnt work all that well, and combining it with mimedefang and whatnot ****s
<0> digidog; I've found if I setup the current spam******in + SARES rules about once a year, and use RulesDuJour as a daily cron, its good.
<3> of course, im now blocking 60K spam a day
<4> peerce, yup.
<0> digidog; I don't use mimedefang. mailscanner takes care of the mime ****
<5> i would just change my email
<4> I am considering moving to ClamAV cli scanner through the gateway.
<0> and, mailscanner is setup-n-forget
<3> we used SA for 5 years
<6> i want one of these printers http://www.advantagesignsupply.com/equipment/HP_designjet9000.php
<3> now we use baracuda
<3> cheap
<1> barracuda is a beast of diffent proportions
<0> digidog; how cheap?
<3> 2800 for the server
<3> one time
<3> 300/yr
<3> for updates every 10 minutes
<1> turnkey solution != open sores solution
<3> i know!
<3> thank god
<0> i'm probably handling 10K deliveries/week (considering I'm running maillists...)
<1> mother ship uses spamini
<0> digidog; flat rate? $300/year? -hmmmmmmm-
<3> yeah
<3> its worth it
<0> baracuda is a 1U box, right? how do you connect that to your LAN? is it a firewall?
<3> yeah
<3> its the MTA
<3> great reporting
<0> hmmm. my linxu server is my firewall AND my MTA.
<3> and everyday the users get an email with their quarentine
<0> I guess I could do some kinda sleazetrick and port forward inbound to it.
<3> they choose to scan
<0> yeah it just tags, and lets you filter on the tags, right?
<3> we arent blocking 60K
<3> but a lot
<1> sorry, POSTINI
<3> no, it does any number of combinations
<3> RBL's, blocks, quarentine, half and half
<3> Total Received 980,648
<3> oops
<7> :(
<1> my yearly received # is only 63k
<3> thats 3 weeks
<1> well, i'm only tossing mail for like 5 people
<1> corp is handled by the mother ship
<1> they use postini
<1> and i still get **** in my inbox
<8> ewww
<8> stinky inbox
<8> ooF



<3> http://www.dallasnetworks.net/images/spam.gif
<1> what's scary
<1> is you have CPU fan speed stats with your spam stats
<3> heh
<3> for cheap!
<3> sweet
<1> you are so pwned!
<1> what's with the careerpointe missed calls?
<3> im hiring people
<9> Hi, how do I change the COM ports on a bluetooth device?
<1> who'll answer if ring up 254 495 0196?
<1> is she HAWT?
<3> no clue
<1> "yes hi, digidog referred me to you"
<3> "who the **** is that?"
<2> i got someone from irc a job.
<2> he starts next week
<1> just for me edification, what is that?
<1> that displays missed calls?
<3> some stupid outlook plugin
<3> called spherical
<1> i have no VoIP ninjitsu
<3> its not voip
<4> It's funny to notice on there that the spam is almost consistent per hour.
<3> tapi
<2> i'm not laughing dov
<1> cheaper for me to run straight T1s to various offices
<4> Go on sartan, you know you want to.
<10> we are hiring too
<2> okay i laughed
<1> s.laughed,chuckled,
<2> your sed is ****ed
<1> RIGHT BEFORE HE SHOVED THE 4" LEAD PIPE UP YOUR ***
<1> sorry
<1> sed?
<1> that's regexp
<2> whatever
<2> sed
<2> .
<1> check your docs, you can delimit with any character you like.
<2> yea
<2> but it has to be consistant =P
<1> oh
<2> s/\./\,/g
<1> misfire!
<1> my signature is ,'s
<2> i should stop using /
<1> if you see some *** flossing s, , it's me.
<2> too many escapes make it look like hackerspeek
<2> # seems cool.
<3> heh
<3> my old admin
<3> well every thursday they have to send me issues reports
<1> weapon of choice etc. etc.
<3> and this is his first week not working for me anymore
<2> did you fire the other guy? what's the deal
<3> so he sends me an issues report from his old work and says "Issues Report: **** You"
<1> valid.
<3> so i sent it to their global admin
<2> haha.
<3> no
<3> he was kidding
<3> hope i didnt get him in trouble
<1> yes you do.
<2> yeah.
<1> because that isn't professhunal.
<10> you so wanted to get him in trouble
<2> that could get some repurcussions
<2> purciss.
<1> email is saved stored archived and red.
<3> not in our house
<1> do not send anything you don't want to be held accountable for in email.


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