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<0> anyway off to lunch
<1> DeuS_Ex; you have only yourself to blame for that.
<2> nerp: GAY!
<3> i parked in front of my gf's single car garage and wait for her to coem down to pull her car out so I move my bike in to the otehr end
<4> no
<3> been doing this for ages
<5> ping -f -c 1000 -s 4096 209-112-150-95-dial-as7.fai.acsalaska.net
<4> I have my parents to blame for not getting dsl
<1> DeuS_Ex; I blame your parents for having you, but whatever.
<4> and the fact that I don't live close enough to town to get it
<3> but last night, when she opened the garage door from her upstairs condo
<5> They think it's too expensive?
<3> i didnt notice SHE FORGOT TO PUT HER PARKING BRAKE ON
<4> well basically they want it
<3> until the front bumper we 1 ft away from crushing my ankle as it rolled out
<4> but as ctx reaver just pointed out



<4> I live in freakin' alaska
<2> chamois: Yeeks. That could've been worse.
<1> DeuS_Ex; I hear suicide is real popular up there.
<3> so i dropped the bike softly as the car crashed into it and came to a stop
<2> peerce: Oh, it's all the rage.
<4> because you've seen insomnia?
<5> DSL/Cable + VoIP is usually cheaper than two POTS lines plus dial-up.
<2> DeuS_Ex: Good movie. I enjoyed it.
<6> what can i use to remotely access my computer? (besides remote desktop)
<1> nope, never seen it.
<3> if my bike wasnt there, her bran new accura would 've rolled down a hill into another garage
<3> dude
<7> xD
<4> I love seeing robin williams portray someone just as creepy as he is
<7> terminal server Dead_Body
<3> busted my sheild, clutch level and blinker
<1> Dead_Body; pc/anywhere. timbuktu/pro. radmin. VN(ewww)C.
<7> LOGMEIN
<7> is free
<6> what is vnc?
<1> !google VNC
<8> http://www.realvnc.com/
<1> !google tightVNC
<8> http://www.tightvnc.com/
<1> !google tridiaVNC
<8> http://www.tridiavnc.com/
<3> so i tested the bike on the highway this morning
<1> !google stupidVNC
<3> got it up to 140, and seems to be as stable as ever
<3> back to cleanign up the cosmetics again
<3> ooF
<1> yeah, I realized I not only busted my peg, but put some more roadrash on my fairing :(
<4> do any of you think that reading computer magazines is an oxymoron because a true computer nerd would find out that info online?
<3> damn brit refuses to put her car in gear when she parks it
<3> i dont get it
<1> have to splut some more bondo on there again and touch it up. ; -/
<3> i took pics as usual
<1> chamois; stickshift ? I almost never use neutral on my stick shifts.
<3> peerce i dont get it. yes its standard
<3> when i park a standard, i always leave it in gear with the parking brake on
<1> only time is starting, brake on, clutch in, gear to neutral, start, put it in gear.
<3> exactly
<1> usually at stoplights, I leave it in gear too.
<1> unless they are really long.
<4> installing /quit
<3> but a month ago i drove her car and left it gear, she gets in pushes the clutch in without brake and slams into parked car in front of us
<3> she didnt understand then but now she does after last night
<3> damn
<3> pigheaded brits
<1> sounds like she needs an automatic :D
<1> where you HAVE to put it in park to take teh key out.
<3> sounds like she just needs to take more ginko
<2> chamois: Not their fault they don't know how to drive. They don't even know which side of the street is the correct one!
<2> So I've got, like, a month of saved-up vacation.
<3> fdiv: well the big argument we had a mnth ago about it now shows who's right and who's stupid
<3> :D
<2> chamois: :-D
<3> oh well, i got an awesoem BJ out of it
<3> she felt guilty
<3> AND RIGHTLY SO
<3> :P



<9> hehe
<9> **** yes!!!!
<9> I just cloned a windows 2003 installation image to 3 different servers all with 1) different hard drive types/sizes 2) different motherboards/cpus 3) different memory amounts... all using linux toolz and PXE boot
<9> Down with the LONG *** CD INSTALLz
<9> installation time took 10 minutes
<9> not even that
<9> Linux Tools > *
<2> Also, what are "Linux tools?"
<2> Since Linux is a kernel, that doesn't make much sense to me.
<10> i want to be so rich that some day i wont have to take a crap on the toilet i will have a servernt spoon the poo from my *** while i smell jasmine incense
<2> cHiKNPad: I like poopin'. It's relaxing and quiet.
<3> fahrvompoopin
<10> some of the womens curling girls are cute
<9> fdiv_bug: linux userland tools... specifically ntfs_progs
<2> Ah, so.
<9> though I spose they arne't specific to "Linux" as they could compile on any nix system, but the majority of the support resdies in linux
<9> the same group wrote the new ntfs kernel drivers
<9> there is a ntfsresizer app too which is just wicked... saves you $60 on partition magic
<10> wheres a good place to upload video clips
<2> cHiKNPad: video.google.com
<10> hmm
<2> (At least, I think you can upload there if you've got an account.)
<10> yea you can its a tv clip
<10> wonder if i would get busted guess i could use a hotmail email
<11> how can drwtsn32.exe (dr watson) be removed?
<2> There's also that YouTube site.
<12> erm
<12> you prob dont want to remove dr watson
<11> k
<11> i found what the prob was: http://forums.sygate.com/vb/showthread.php?threadid=128
<0> hahaha omg
<0> i'm writing about a dude who won an award.
<0> it's called the "silver beaver" award
<5> bah
<5> Somewhere on my machine, a window is beeping at me.
<3> silver beaver
<3> scouting?
<5> And elderly single man at a retirement home?
<5> Oh, come on. . .that was a great joke.
<5> lamers.
<13> does anyone know how to enable downloading of exe's in IIS?
<3> whois CrtxReavr is why aint it k/b'ed?
<5> zip 'em up first?
<13> no
<13> I want direct exe's
<5> Not an IIS guy, sorry.
<5> chamois, who pissed in your fruitloops?
<14> he pisses in his own fruit loops, just to make sure he has a bad day.
<10> me
<13> Ok, I guess you guys cant help me then heh
<13> is there any chan that knows iis?
<5> msg 'waters' and ask him.
<5> You can tell im I sent you.
<5> It'll burn his ***, but he'll prolly help you. >=]
<13> hehe thanks
<13> ok see ya's
<13> startkeylogger
<1> I gather that startkeylogger *only* works at all if your system is already infected with some kinda exploit ?
<15> i think it's: mirc + logging, and NIS + a specific def set
<15> all of those factors.
<15> its the same concept from about a year ago when there was that one string that would make NAV thing your log was infected
<0> that's exactly what it is
<15> except NIS disconnects you I guess, NAV just told you your file was jacked.
<0> I think you have to be running a specici version
<1> ah, some hack called 'SpyBot' accepts that as a command.
<15> yeah there are other commands too
<15> i wonder why we didnt see the other ones.
<15> e.g. "stopkeylogger"
<15> i have to ***ume they all generated the same result eh?
<16> hmm, if you har logging on then X5O!P%@AP[4\PZX54(P^)7CC)7}$EICAR-STANDARD-ANTIVIRUS-TEST-FILE!$H+H* should register aswell
<16> with antivirus
<16> the EICAR test virus


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