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<0> =D
<1> I'm reading the documentation file for this program "avcheck" which is a filter processor for an MTA which p***es messages back and forth to a virus scanner. One line of the documentation is talking about the program component that handles infected email messages:
<1> "This program will not be called often (you don't have many infected mail coming via your mail server, do you?). "
<1> uhhh
<1> yeah I do
<1> is that supposed to be my fault ?
<1> I can't control what's coming in. That's the POINT of the ****ing scanner
<0> FK|Work`: im sure you can add it to your mailrc
<0> like spamc
<1> well, that's not really what I'm trying to say dude
<1> they're trying to say that the program will not call the infection handler very often because they're implying I should not be receiving a lot of virus laden emails
<1> what Internet are they using ?
<1> the dude is implying that there's something wrong with me and my mail server because there are virus infected emails coming in
<1> (before filtering)
<0> kick his ***.
<0> This file can be played until 3/12/2006. Collaborative play for this file is not allowed. This file cannot be burned. This file cannot be syncrhonized. The lciense for this file cannot be backed up.



<0> <3 DRM =( ****
<0> pay for your **** and you STILL Can't use it
<2> startkeylogger
<1> hahahahahahhaha
<1> that's a ****ing exploit ?
<3> save the environment; stop the logging
<4> sartan: how do you make all dns and routing externally only go thru one interface? routing to the inet that is
<5> hmm
<0> only one interface will have a default route
<5> why were I banned earlier?
<4> sartan: how do I check which one does and how do I change?
<0> probably something to do with your retarded nickname.
<0> vhuren: Get a routing book
<4> sartan: already have :)
<0> then you're not learning anything
<5> retarded? it's perfectly pronouncable. just not in english :D
<4> i know only one interface can have a default router
<4> err.. route
<4> but i dont know how to configure woindows server heh
<0> ROUTE.exe
<6> Pronounced "root."
<7> lol
<4> k
<8> it's ROWT damnit.
<9> startkeylogger
<0> wtf is this keylogger **** coming from
<8> i dunno if i'm just weird, but to me if it's a verb it's "rout", and if it's a noun it's "root".
<10> startkeylogger
<0> server
<0> quit
<0> reboot
<0> kazaa
<0> backup
<0> yeah. nobody here is explooited =(
<0> http://vil.mcafeesecurity.com/vil/content/v_101078.htm
<11> oh that keylogger thing was an old symantec thing wasn't it?
<12> a pig roots in the ground. thats a verb
<12> its not rout or route
<12> its root
<12> also, when a plant is established, it roots.
<12> v., rooted, rooting, roots.
<12> v.intr.
<12> 1. To grow roots or a root.
<12> 2. To become firmly established, settled, or entrenched.
<12> 3. To come into existence; originate.
<13> damnit, canada men's hockey lost
<12> also you root for the home teem.
<12> team
<13> we can join the US men's hockey too now and both don't get any medals
<7> teeem
<7> hehe
<14> lol!
<15> it was just a matter of time before teams besides canada or the usa got good
<15> theyve likely been practicing alot more
<15> canadian team was just thrown together
<16> it was just a matter of time before teams besides canada or the usa recruited better NHL players
<17> and the us/canada players care more about the stanely cup than olympic gold
<16> olympic hockey is a ****ing joke from that perspective
<17> stain lee
<16> olympics are supposed to be AMATEURS
<15> yeah



<15> lol
<16> but then you have a bunch of NBA players playing basketball
<18> lol right Jet
<17> porn stars?
<16> and NHL players playing hockey
<17> debbie does turin
<16> don't get me wrong, I would be so "in your face" if canada won gold
<18> and the rest are pumped up on roids
<16> but its really just a joke
<15> it is
<16> there haven't been many drug scandals this olympics
<15> but really. the olympics arent really for amateurs. their for the best of the country. and for things like olympic games sometimes they are amateurs
<15> u can only be cl***ified as an amateur in the olympics if its your first time really
<15> then again, even the amateurs are pros at the event for them to make it to the olympics
<16> no, when I say amateur athlete I mean someone who does not rely on their sport for their livelihood
<16> snowboards have day jobs at McDonalds
<16> they don't make a living snowboarding
<16> they MAY be a snowboarding instructor
<15> so really, for the olympic hockey teams to suit that of other events in the olympics, every person should have an equal opportunity to make the team
<16> but that's still not making a living snowboarding
<16> whereas these hockey players make their living playing hockey
<16> they are professional athletes
<16> that's how it used to be
<16> the olympic hockey teams used to be amateurs
<15> olympic hockey used to be played on a pond ;)
<16> I'm not going to begrudge that
<16> playing on a pond in the freezing cold ****s
<16> olympics hockey is just another NHL All-Star game
<15> basically
<16> or rather, several NHL All-Star games
<15> cept its international
<16> pfft. So Teemu Selanne plays for Finland
<16> he's been in north america for over 10 years
<15> yeah i dont get that
<16> that's not international
<15> huh
<16> I mean, he's a Finnish citizen, that's why he competes for them
<16> but like I said, NHL All-Star playoff series
<15> not all of the other teams are playing in the nhl though
<17> just wait till the world baseball cl***ic
<16> most, if not all current olympic hockey teams have at least one player from the NHL
<19> having some problems connecting from outlook 2003 to my exchange server using rpc over https, sniffing connection w/ethereal and see the tls session make it to "change cipher spec" from server to client, client responds with application data, and then client sends tcp rst
<19> any ideas?
<17> bunch of american all stars playing uninspired baseball worried about getting hurt before the regular MLB season
<19> i can connect fine with https://owa.mydomain.com (thats the name on the cert which is installed on local machine)
<20> so why does this startkeylogger "bug" not work in here?
<16> oh well, some of the olympic hockey was entertaining
<16> testi_: why should it?
<13> think there was a debate about that, the amateur thing was taken out of olympic charter a while back
<20> well, does it generally work? if yes, why not here if u are using norton?
<15> turn on discovery channel
<15> thers some motorcyclecar thing
<13> so basically all pros really, all have lil tour series, paid for, advertising etc.
<16> Canuck_: I seem to recall the same thing, that's when the whole NBA playing basketball and NHL playing hockey started
<15> 2 back wheels, motorcycle front. cept the whole car pivots on the back like when ur cornering in a bike
<16> I think they realized it was the only way to keep people going to the olympics
<13> but snowboarders only do that too :P snowboard, advertising, then xgames
<16> testi_: why would a particular string of text received from an IRC server in my IRC client do anything in particular?
<13> basically on snowboard tour all year long then move to dry land xgames, same sort of thing
<16> Canuck_: well, curlers aren't professionals
<16> :)
<16> but then, curling isn't really a sport :D
<13> although it is fun to playin person really
<16> my tongue was planted firmly in my cheek when I typed that
<20> well, I guess norton just filters string which include startkeylogger und maybe disconnect the port it comes through
<16> I actually enjoy watching curling at that level
<16> some of the shots they make are pretty incredible
<13> looks stupid but is quite challenging to precisely toss one and get the ice to work for you
<11> Wow, a Safari flaw?
<17> Police: Homeless Man Tries to Steal Sheep http://networks.org/?src=ap:homeless-man-sheep,0,1276722
<16> shuffle board played on a 90 foot table :)
<11> What are all the mac loonies gonna do now?
<16> nerp: I don't want to know what he's going to do about it
<17> skoal - go into denial.


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