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<0> now that I think of it I think you told me she lived in Jefferson before
<1> ok I'm out later
<2> it's saturday night and nothing is on tv.
<2> i pay too much for cable.
<2> where is Sartan TV?
<3> history channel sartan
<2> point of no return.
<1> yeah I did
<3> weird
<3> weird i didnt know rerun was dead
<0> you got 3 chicks up for the same bar job. You ask them say your found a fiver. what do you do with it.....
<0> the first chick says hang onto it and see if anyone says they lost it
<0> the second one says, put it in the cash register.
<0> third one say, pocket it. finders keepers.
<0> Which do you hire?
<0> The one big the biggest Tits



<0> k. it was funnier in the movie
<3> nice
<3> a lesson on thinking outside of the box
<0> I can't believe logo silences out swear words
<0> it's friggin cable
<4> I have a win xp box, and I'm trying to install a driver, and get "Cannot install this hardware. Cannot create a file when that file already exists." Does anyone know why I keep getting this error?
<5> i can't believe radio stations like KPIG have to bleep out every 'damn' and '****' in a folk song for fear of the FCC cracking down on them
<5> do you know how SILLY 'god damn the pusher man' sounds bleeped?
<2> pretty sily/
<5> at least they use a 'oinkoink' thing instead of a BEEP :D
<2> they need to record a chipmunk's rendering of 'FCC ****S'
<6> any1 here have a ati card an a 64bit board? i have installed 10 different versions of .net and nothing works
<6> nvidia doesnt make u install that **** do they?
<5> i don't think so, but I usually install the latest .NET Framework from Windows Update as there's lots of other stuff that uses that new runtime
<7> Radio stations are wierd. They censor "****" in that gwen steffani song, I guess cause she says it like 6000 times, but they let other people say the word **** in their songs
<6> **** ati i will never buy it again
<7> So I guess **** isn't offensive unless you repeat it a bunch of times
<7> How many times is the word '****' in a song unacceptable
<7> could I like say it 49 times
<7> but if I say it 50 times, I'm censored?
<2> somehow i don't think hollaback girl will sound right.
<5> all it takes is one busybody biddy bitch to file a complaint, and all hell breaks loose
<7> sartan: I'm thinking of the Banana song
<3> man
<3> mary todd linkcoln was a fat whore
<3> -k
<2> jet that is the banana song
<2> hollaback girl
<8> I ****ing want to kill that bitch
<3> mary todd?
<8> I hate that song.
<3> oh
<7> hollaback girl and the banana song are the same?
<7> oh yes
<7> you are right
<8> Yeah.
<7> it just goes on for so long I think its two songs
<7> time for more vodka
<9> Wsp guys i got somequestions
<9> anyone think they got answers?
<10> I got invoices
<10> you got cash?
<2> haha Elomis
<9> its just smome relatively simple networking wuestions
<10> it's only a coupla hundred an hour
<9> my 98 machine will run the internet connection from my xp wireless network fine, but it isnt letting me share files or a printer
<10> I actually think channels with technical sounding names should bill, imagine the surprise when someone has just finished having it explained that they should/shouldn't do something... and they get a bill....
<11> peanut butter jelly time!
<7> enjoy the view on the way down
<10> do you ever try to do something, and get an error message real quick, and think "come on, you didn't really try did you..."
<7> and when the AP interviews me, I'll say "damn right I was a heartless bastard while someone killed themselves live on IRC"
<10> you don't know it's live, perhaps it's a bot that recorded this all hours ago
<7> because if someone comes on IRC or plays a game expecting complete strangers will talk you out of killing yourself, you're an idiot
<10> maybe there should be a #hopeline
<2> NO hope
<10> for the channel?
<10> ynot?
<2> death,.
<12> Hello World!
<12> sup sartan



<2> hey.
<2> yeah so your name is familiar to me because it's the shortened version of a c lient i work with
<12> who?
<2> i can't say
<10> and you said "hello world" as your opening line
<10> oh
<10> c lient
<2> IRC's first program!
<10> I thought you said c client, meaning compiler
<2> no it's some guys name
<13> i made a m***ive plate of pasta
<13> for the sauce i just took some ragu and added some fresh diced tomatoes and mushrooms
<13> came out well
<13> gotta love the simplicty
<12> HELP!
<12> if i connect my friends HD to my pc can i copy the whole HD (10GB) to my hard disk without any trouble
<5> manomani; we have no idea what your capabilities are
<12> wtf
<12> is it possible?
<5> of course
<5> almost anything is possible with sufficent clue.
<5> if you actually want a complete image of his system drive, you should use some form of disk imaging software, like GHOST
<2> or dd.
<12> i see
<13> pasta is so cheap and good. it really is the perfect food in many ways
<12> GHOST copys the entire HD into one file?
<14> manomani: why aren't you banned?
<12> what's wrong?
<7> oay
<7> okay
<7> is it me, or is SNL getting worse
<7> with every episode
<13> people have been saying that for 25 years
<13> and yet its still on
<7> indeed
<7> so my wife stepped on this hard two colored plastic cat toy tonight and broke it, and I discovered it wasn't a cat toy at all, but like some sort of prize from a cereal box or something
<7> inside was some little toy
<7> for like the past 10 years I thought it was a cat toy
<7> I just think that's funny
<13> haha
<7> maybe I should do a 10 minute skit on SNL about it
<7> but honestly, I think my cat misses it
<10> nmap -dT -vv -P0 83.248.89.166
<10> wrong window
<10> :-S
<7> she's being wierder than normal
<7> then normal
<2> eLEET nmap commands
<10> no than was right
<7> whichever
<15> so
<15> car people here?
<10> than
<10> It annoys me when people buy old cars, they are dangerous and ****
<16> theres a car auction show on SPEED and ****
<15> http://www.hubcapcafe.com/i/2001/anoka1/chev5901a.JPG
<15> nah Elomis, i'm gonna put disc brakes and **** on it
<16> the network i mean o n tv
<10> Gimp-Cow: air bags? it's still heavy and built back when we knew less about how to build a safe car
<15> and?
<15> given the amount of time i'm gonna have to put into it
<15> i think i'll be VERY careful
<7> Gimp-Cow's real identity is Boyd Coddington
<15> heh
<7> that guy is a prick
<15> wouldn't that be ****ed up?
<15> yeah he is
<7> and he builds ugly cars
<15> foose>*
<15> well
<14> http://cgi.ebay.com/ThE-5-5-MiLLioN-DoLLaR-MyStErY-AuCTioN-FOR-MEN-ONLY_W0QQitemZ5658877382QQcategoryZ102534QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem <- WTF?!?!
<15> trip lepaina or whatever is cool also


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