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<0> !info orange
<0> !info banana
<0> !info feces
<1> nerp: You seem to be having trouble typing full words today.
<1> Are you high?
<0> ya
<1> Figures. :)
<0> no
<0> not high
<2> !info scat
<1> Oh.
<0> not yet. :D
<0> i just submitted my last story so I expect to be high in about 20 minutes
<3> - \|/
<3> - PLOP <\
<3> - \\__\|/
<3> - \___/
<3> - / \
<3> -
<0> so wtf is a chiknpad anyway? is it the heliport at the farm animal hospital?
<1> I ****ING HATE LOTUS NOTES AND ANYONE WHO WILLINGLY USES IT.
<1> That is all.
<0> hey, anyone got a serial for lotus notes?
<0> i just installed it
<1> nerp: That was weak, dude.
<4> i thought you were all goodygoody.
<0> moahahaha
<1> You sure you aren't high?
<0> just natural high right now
<0> but I'm heading out of the office now, gonna get me a nice cup of coffee and head home to do some ****in' around
<0> bbiab
<0> MOCHACHAS
<2> i should take a trip to RI and party with the NERPISH
<2> i've never been to RI
<4> i think i was through rhode island once, but i can't remember if we stopped anywhere there.
<1> pizza_biz: If you blink you'll miss it.
<5> I've never been east of Detroit.
<5> Oh wait, Florida.
<4> i didn't blink, but i did sneeze.
<5> loph: never-friggin'-mind nerpish. you need to come back to the Olive and TJs with skoal.
<2> hahaha
<2> OLIVE
<2> yes
<4> hungry.
<5> I don't think people in this channel realize what a cheese**** kinda place the Olive is.
<2> OH MY YES
<5> And you, subsequently, for going there!
<2> cheez****.
<2> i was coerced.
<5> Yeah, all 100 times?
<4> glory hole with hygiene issues?
<2> coerced by the illusion that my continued presence would get me laid.
<5> You were blinded by the anticipation of penetration.
<1> WTF is Olive?
<5> It's a 30-something singles bar near where I live.
<4> sounds like some dive bar where skanks hang out, based on the conversation i'm seeing.
<5> "The Wild Olive"
<1> skoalwork: Ew.
<5> And the O is an olive in a martini gl***.
<1> How cl***y.
<5> It's really used car salesman.
<4> how predictable.
<5> If I may used that occupation as an adjective.
<5> -d
<5> sorry. SORRY EVERONE.
<5> fdiv_bug: The 8 simple rules episode was on last night. Did you catch it?
<5> I laughed all over again.
<5> Ipecac, "God delivered it, I signed for it", "I spit in your mouth while you sleep", etc.
<1> skoalwork: I didn't watch it.
<1> I might have it TiVo'd, though.
<4> hey, what's the "best" way on linux to create a repository directory that php can read/write in? i'm building an automated report generator thing and i need to be able to save and archive ****. though um. if i execute a php script from cron, would it just run as that user, yes?
<1> If it's in a user's crontab, yes.
<1> If it's in the system crontab then there's an additional column allowing you to specify the user context it'll use when running that particular job.
<1> And I'd probably store the data somewhere under /srv, unless you don't have a /srv hierarchy already, in which case I'd use /var.
<4> good. k, i think i shan't need to give apache a sandbox to play in.
<1> /var/tmp is nice in that it's a standard-issue temporary file space, but it doesn't ever get reaped automatically by anything like tmpwatch.
<3> shan't ?
<1> cHiKNPad: Conjunction of "shall not."
<3> SHAN'T?
<1> pizza_biz: Why are you using PHP for this, though?
<4> well, my goal is to make the data archived as it's generated, so it can be retrieved by the web browser.
<1> PHP's not known for being the best tool for running system scripts.
<4> i have a site that i built in php. it has a number of modular reports written as php modules. reports can be generated by someone viewing the site. but now i'm building a scheduler which automatically generates and e-mails reports on a daily basis.
<1> Ah, OK. That makes sense.
<1> Just wanted to be sure you were being sensible. :)
<4> well, i was gonna do the scheduler in perl, then i sorta wtf'd that idea.
<1> So, drop an entry in /etc/cron.d that looks like:
<1> 30 0 * * * apache /path/to/your/bitchin/script
<1> It's the column after the time specification that determines the user it runs as.
<1> s/entry/file/
<4> ah. so if i create a "reporter" user account i'd s/apache/reporter/, yes?
<1> Precisely.
<4> kew.
<1> The system's crontab has that powah.
<1> Might need to restart cron after creating that file, too.
<4> any advantage or disadvantage doing that over user's crontab?
<1> Yes -- that gets included when you back up /etc, and it's more likely to be a place an experienced Linux admin will look first.
<4> k.
<1> It's also more cohesive. User crontabs are generally designed for actual human user accounts so they can manage their own jobs.
<1> Since that's presumably not a user account but a system account, that feature is wasted.
<6> !info plop
<1> But when I'm trying to figure out what's going on with cron and I know the name of the process getting spawned, I'll usually grep through /etc/cron* which wouldn't include anything in user crontabs.
<1> Heya Mojo.
<7> MrHomo stinks.
<6> yos
<8> My firewall is catching netbios traffic to 192.168.175.1 (which I have no idea where it comes from) ... I've look at the TCP/IP settings on the computer but can't find a setting containing that address anywhere.... can anyone suggest a method to find it or just as good, a way to dump all netbios-related settings to a text-file?
<9> omg. I'm still at werk.
<7> NO WHINING
<1> XTR: Hi lover.
<7> juze guyz R ghey
<10> 175.1 is probably your router
<2> is it coming from the inside or outside of the firewall?
<8> |SlimJim|: I don't use 192.168. addresses at all....
<9> Hi fdiv_pl0p.
<9> Oh hi samotr0n.
<9> It's my party. I whine if I want to.
<11> startkeylogger
<12> hi, i have windows xp, is there a way to configure something so that when i go to http://sllik/ it will actualy take me to http://sllik.homeip.net/ ?
<13> heh primerica left a voicemail for me yesterday i replied and told them where to stick it. buddy calls me back today and tells me i'm on their "Do not call" list =D
<11> possibly in your hosts file, sllik, if you ***ociation sllik with the IP address of that address
<5> IN SOVIET RUSSIA, FILE ***OCIATES YOU!
<12> where is my hosts file?
<11> C:\WINDOWS\system32\drivers\etc\
<11> and it might require a reboot. but i'm not positive it will work
<12> but what if i want to ***ociate it with a url
<14> hey
<11> i'm not sure how you could do that.
<14> does anyone know which version of WMV a clean copy of Windows XP has?
<14> (without SP2)
<5> okay,
<11> erm, should have 7 or 8, i'm not sure.
<5> how do you force WMP to update?
<11> www.windowsupdate.com
<5> I have 6.4 on a 2k sp4 machine and it says there are no updates.
<5> even inside WMP it wont update.
<14> smeggysme: do you know where i could find an answer? the microsoft website?
<11> skoakwork: go to microsoft's download page for the latest WMP that will work with your copy of windows.
<11> MrRio: i would say google around, or check computing.net's forums.
<15> PLOP PLOP FIZZ FIZZ OH WAHT A RELIEF IT IS
<16> startkeylogger
<16> darn
<1> ?
<9> Kiss it.
<7> oMg. Look! Itz pink!
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