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<z0g^^> something about the way xylitol/mannitol/etc digest in the intestines.
<z0g^^> and, im serial, its not just a toot here and a toot there, its like, a barrage of gas
<sshole> what's with this serial crap? did you get that from south park, or did they get that from somewhere else?"
<sshole> -"
<z0g^^> southpark
<sshole> that episode was rather obnoxious.
<z0g^^> it even has its own wikipedia entry. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manbearpig
<Aurelius> nowadays, wikipedia tends to have everything
<z0g^^> with the wikipedia and the urban dictionary, i think i have reached the end of teh internets.
<rool> how can I convert .mdf (alcohol) forrmat to .iso?
<z0g^^> burn it, then rip it?
<cHiKNPad> thats violent
<Aurelius> i reserve those things for jews and messicans
<SD70ACe> Looks like we found ourselves another redneck.
<cHiKNPad> ?
<sshole> or a sarcastic SOB.
<z0g^^> yee haw?
<rool> is there a utility to do it without waisting a DVD?
<z0g^^> daemon tools perhaps
<cHiKNPad> hmm
<cHiKNPad> ?
<cHiKNPad> $48 laser printer at officedepot today
<cHiKNPad> after $80 rebate
<z0g^^> Yeah. i bought one.
<z0g^^> cool. set Metallica's song Fuel as my phones ringtone. :D
<z0g^^> its lame that they dont include the USB cable.
<z0g^^> I understand the methodology behind not supplying a cable back when printers were parallel, because retailers could **** you over selling you a $1 cable for $30, but nowadays, doesnt everyone have a freakin closet full of USB cables?
<mistral> z0g: no they dont
<mistral> at least thats why the printer people banjax the fittings onthe ends of the usb cables now instead
<z0g^^> at least, at work, ive got hundreds of them. theyre included with every APC UPS we buy and we never hook them up
<z0g^^> so they go into this big bucket in the closet
<z0g^^> what the hell is banjax?
<z0g^^> is that some kind of detergent?
<mistral> furbared
<z0g^^> man. the printer didnt even come with some starter paper. oh well. 50 bucks.
<[katami]> 'hey guys, if I dl a copy of oem windows xp
<[katami]> can i use my toshiba oem d key on it?
<[katami]> or does it have to be a toshiba oem windows
<BBS> !info warez
<[katami]> bbs how is it ilegal?
<BBS> if you have a legal copy of windows but lost your cd, call toshiba
<[katami]> no
<[katami]> I have the cd that came from toshiba
<mistral> katami: you milage may vary.
<[katami]> but it installs 28gb worth of crap with windows
<mistral> katami: then use the cd which came with the key
<BBS> [katami] - then call toshiba and tell them you want a copy of windows, not their "image restore" crap
<BBS> but my guess is that the bundle is part of their license agreement
<Aurelius> probably yeah
<mistral> which you agreed when you bought the thing
<Aurelius> if you can find an OEM cd, the key should work on it
<[katami]> Okies thnx ^_^
<Aurelius> and now for the requisite, where's the naked pics?
<Aurelius> mwahaha
<[katami]> Yay, elevator music
<[katami]> that ****s
<z0g^^> i have tons of elevator music
<z0g^^> actually i never really heard music in an elevator until i went to comdex in atlanta.
<BBS> ok, why did everyone tell me that I should go see team america when it was in theaters?
<BBS> that was the worst piece of garbage I've ever seen
<z0g^^> the MARTA station elevators actually played music
<BBS> I can't get that 1:45 of my life back
<z0g^^> team america was cutesy.
<BBS> there were a couple of parts that made me laugh, but overall, it was full of crap I've seen before
<z0g^^> i wouldnt pay to see it but it was funny. its a required staple of american culture, being created by stone and parker.
<BBS> recycled garbage
<z0g^^> ive got that movie on the SD card in my treo :D
<z0g^^> OH NO HANS BRIX
<pazooncle> I want to make a batch file thich disconnect my dialer and diling it automatically again. any1 can help?
<BBS> "thich"?
<pazooncle> which :)
<[katami]> ..
<[katami]> This guy is an idiot
<z0g^^> you are as well.
<[katami]> I am not
<pazooncle> YES U R!
<fdiv_bug> The court finds in favor of z0g^^.
<z0g^^> ****ing hell man. im feeling like a royal sack of hung over **** today... :(
<fdiv_bug> :(
<[katami]> Me too =(
<BBS> me too, and I only had 4 beers last night
<[katami]> I went to a strip club and drank nasty beer :/
<fdiv_bug> I just feel like a royal sack of ****. I think I've got bronchitis.
<z0g^^> ugh. man. last night, i started out around 8pm billiards with my brother, about 6 beers there. then off to clubbing, 6 more beers and couple bags of blow, then off to a strip joint, only one beer there cause the place is insanely expensive...
<z0g^^> and now, im recuperating.
<[katami]> Yeah
<[katami]> I think we paid like 4.50 a bottle for beer
<[katami]> it was dumb
<BBS> that's expensive?
<BBS> ****, strip clubs in nyc are $10 for beer
<BBS> $8 for water
<z0g^^> i think its like $5 for a bottle of beer at this joint i was at
<BBS> so it's a good thing I hate strip clubs
<[katami]> for a 12oz bottle here that is
<[katami]> but you got to understand here, the standard of living is 1200 bucks
<BBS> heh
<[katami]> and min is like 5.15
<BBS> yeah, a normal beer in an nyc bar is $4 to $6
<[katami]> min wage*
<z0g^^> for a little joint in south florida, thats really pricey. but its like a private club, your cover is somehow documented as a "one day private p***", i guess thats how they get away with full nudity without limits.
<z0g^^> $2.25 - $2.75 is typical bar prices for a bottle of domestic beer round here
<Aurelius> wow
<Aurelius> that's cheap
<z0g^^> there are some higher profile clubs down in Miami where you can pay like $4 for a bottle of water
<Aurelius> the hustler club in SF charges $5 for water
<z0g^^> i dont know when they started charging so much for water, im ***uming when ecstasy usage started becoming popular
<Aurelius> of course, i have an open invite from the GM of the deja vu clubs to go back to enjoy a night on him
<z0g^^> man back when i would do E i'd just buy a single bottle and refill it in the bathroom :D
<Aurelius> heh
<Aurelius> i know nothing about e
<[katami]> omg
<[katami]> I want to smack this frickin guy
<[katami]> he speaks worse english then a drunk hispanic
<toor> heh
<[katami]> and he is not understanding a word im saying
<Aurelius> he speaks less coherently than toor
<toor> Aurelius
<Aurelius> toor
<toor> what are you blabbing about now
<[katami]> im like "I want to see about getting a windows cd for my oem cd key "
<z0g^^> i freaking hate indian support. i had the hardest time with Bellsouth, trying to upgrade my DSL service, i kept getting some freaking indian who i cant understand. i just started dialing every number i could find till i reached a real true native english speaking person, a really nice lady actually, who had the ability to upgrade my service.
<[katami]> "a seperate cd?"
<[katami]> "Yeah a cd with just windows no bundled software"
<[katami]> "shoptoshiba.com buy there"
<toor> Aurelius what are you doing in the channel called "teencool" you're like 30
<Aurelius> 30?
<[katami]> "I want just a replacement oem windows xp home cd, I already have a cd-key"
<[katami]> "its on the bottomn of your laptop"
<[katami]> "
<z0g^^> toor: a better question is what are you doing in the channel called "windows"?
<mistral> katami: just go and try it ffs
<[katami]> "yeah", "that d key will work with any of the windows that you buy from shoptoshiba.com"
<toor> z0g^^ - learning the right mix to make windex
<[katami]> Microsoft® Windows® XP Home Edition
<[katami]> Designed exclusively for home computing
<[katami]> Part Number: N09-00984
<[katami]> Usually ships in 1-2 business days
<[katami]> $199.00
<[katami]>
<z0g^^> home edition is garbage
<[katami]> I'm not paying 200 bucks for something I already own.
<mistral> katami: STFU already and "TRY" it
<Aurelius> try what?
<Pfft> hrm
<Pfft> anyone here a painting smart person? :)
<mistral> downloading an oem windows xp home cd and using a tosiba key on it
<Aurelius> ah, ok yeah
<toor> "painting smart" person ?
<Aurelius> i thought you were saying to buy a new cd hehe


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