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<0> poor peebee
<1> unfortunately this morning, somebody didn't.
<2> heh damn.
<2> what happened?
<3> my jetta got tail ended really hard, i had it fixed by a good body shop, it was fine 200K miles later when I sold it
<1> got rear ended by some guy who'd just gone into shock and convulsions.
<3> needed body work (new bumper, fenderr, trunk lid), and a new exhaust system
<0> please see subject line
<0> EHEHEHEHEHEHHEHE
<3> oh lovely. i hope they revoke his license.
<1> well, it was a freak accident.
<2> damn
<3> friend of mine had a siezure (NOT in a car), and was briefly hospitalized (cause was alcohol withdrawal compounded by dehydration compunded by recovering from severe bronchitis) and he had his license revoked
<2> epilepsy?
<1> he didn't have a medical history. got bonked on the head yesterday apparently and didn't realize he was in bad shape.
<3> he;s STILL not gotten it back



<3> his business is failing (he fixes PCs... damn hard to do without a car!)
<0> http://nawa-academy.com/
<0> fear my killer flash header
<3> phuck phlash
<0> people want it
<0> they pay for it
<0> i'm a whore. kthx
<3> pheare my phlash killer.
<3> i see no flash no mo
<1> i tried to dodge the accident, got hit on the rear left corner pretty hard. the roof buckled. i suspect the frame's been compromised.
<0> heheheh
<3> unless I specifically enable it.
<3> otherwise I just get a big 'f'
<3> ah. buckled roof == total, yeah
<3> there is no frame on modern cars, they are unibody,, the body IS the frame
<1> it's not a deep buckle, but it's definitely there.
<3> yeah, my wife's 960 wagon got buckled when she got tail ended.
<3> the mercedes that hit herr was completely totalled
<3> she drove away unharmed
<4> hold neck, SUE
<1> i had an '83 rabbit. my sister had it before i did. she rear ended a chevy cavalier. the cav went to the scrap yard, the rabbit went to the frame shop.
<3> you can see the buckle here -> http://www.hogranch.com/s300/2001-10-03/112-1249_IMG.JPG
<3> and here http://www.hogranch.com/s300/2001-10-03/112-1265_IMG.JPG
<3> i'm amazzed how intact the rear end was.
<3> i always worried about those third row seats ini those wagons
<3> like, if your kids were back there and you got tail ended...
<3> but the bumper transfers the impact to the ch***is and there is a really strong cage around the p***engers
<3> my wife got a nasty whiplash from that.
<3> she's STILL in paini
<3> had to take the insurance companies to court
<3> ended up paying most of the medical bills but herr neck still hurts 5 years later
<1> my shoulder feels like i might've slept on it funny, but otherwise i'm uninjured.
<3> she had just turned around to see what was next to her when she got smacked hard from behind
<3> [she had stopped for traffic just over a rise on 17... mbz came over hill at 65+ and skidded into her
<1> ouch.
<3> hey, if that had been somoe funky nissan or toyota, shed have been getting an ambulance ride.
<3> those older volvo RWD cars are built like TANKS
<5> win 2k to win 2003 migration, all p***wds and accounts should transfer fine right?
<3> I dunno about the new volvos, I think they've gone too much for performance
<3> Keo; in place upgrade? sure.
<5> old server (2000) to new server (2003)
<5> volvo sounds like a dirty word
<3> or parallel, where a new win2003 serever joins the domain as a DC
<3> same thing, the domain integrity is maintained
<2> well it's only 2 vowels off from 'vulva'
<3> the old volvo logo is the symbol for 'mars'
<1> ****.
<5> hehe
<0> man i took these people ****ed logo designs, mutilated and recombined their **** and got an ace looking logo that they paid me **** for and theo rignal person tons
<0> i ****
<6> thanks for all the help.
<3> Volvo means 'I Roll' in Latin, and the arrowed Circle is merely the conventional map sign for steel - Sweden's most famous industry before iKEA came along.
<7> peerce, i recovered my data, formatt4ed the drive
<7> what steps should i do to verify integrity of the drive, maxtor's software blows
<5> peerce : so basically, i just need to adprep the 2000 server, then dcpromo the 2003 server, then dcpromo the old 2000 server, and i should be in business.
<8> blows
<8> <5> peerce : so basically, i just need to adprep the 2000 server, then dcpromo th
<8> oops
<1> but a little known fact is that ikea furniture is no longer the largest export item from sweden. that's been replaced by EFnet lamers.
<8> what's a good backup solution for up to a TB of data with the ability to have daily/weekly/monthly backup media
<0> damn this here flash object takes handles that can have individual JS popups



<3> Pandemic; a LTO3 autoloader
<3> or larger tape autolibrary
<3> you're backing up a terabyte, you need to decide how many daily/weekly/etc you'll want online.
<3> usually I do weekly full and daily incrementals
<7> lol
<7> dont forget a LTO3 is like 4000 bux
<7> i think peerce keeps mentioning it cause that's what he wants for christmas.
<3> an alternative might be a nearline SAN with 20TB or so of space (AFTER raid... watch it,most SAN stuff is speced with RAW capacity)
<3> but that won't deal with offsite archival backups
<7> :>
<3> a 20TB/40TB nearline SAN will be $50K or more
<3> moving a terabyte over a wide area network will be $$$$ if you're thinking of online offsite replicants
<0> BABY ITZ ALRIGHT NOW
<9> don't do san over wan
<9> mostly for latency issues.
<0> ooF
<9> i can give you a big technical reason =)
<9> but chamois has me beat.
<0> 2k files rock though!
<10> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/cop-loses-car.html
<0> keep all the data small and san over wan rocks!
<11> hrm .. /me kicks the switches
<11> have new vlan turned up. .. but no ports are members... and am unable to ping switch to switch using the vlan interface IPs :(
<0> i beat my skateboarding ticket in waikiki by telling the judge to go to skogging.com and see that i was jogging with my skateboard and not skateboarding
<0> somehow that worked!
<3> hahahaah, he was amused and decided it wasn't worth the h***le :D
<0> yep! :D
<2> haha
<3> plus you look like a brudda, that can't hurt :D
<3> k, gotta run
<3> bbbl
<2> he probably was like.. "ok, this guy is interesting. he gets a p***"
<0> yesh, i mentioned that i was born in honolulu in 1954
<0> and this was the first visit back to hawaii
<12> **** man.
<12> Stop dealing drugs on your board.
<0> wdf?
<0> i dont sell weed you pothead!
<13> Smack?
<12> Aight.
<0> i sell licenses to buy weed at dispenaries that i have nothing to do with
<0> kthx
<12> k.
<0> ppleasee take notes cuz there will be quiz later
<13> Entrepeneurship.
<12> np.
<0> SWEET HOME ALABAMA
<13> It isn't that sweet, I ***ure you.
<12> hu hu hu.
<13> It's boring.
<0> nice song though
<2> I just realized how many references there are to feet in my news reporting. I often say "the well-heeled" or "on the heels of" or "toe to toe" or "stepping on anyone's toes" or "step forward" or "back on her feet" or whatnot.
<13> Everytime I go there, I sit around for 2 weeks no my ***.
<12> nerp has a foot fetish.
<2> ehehe yeah
<0> WHERE SKIES ARE BLUE
<0> LORD I'M COMING HOME TO YOU
<2> the quality of a girl's feet are a huge factor in my overall summary of a woman
<2> she has to have nice feet.
<8> I read that as "fleet"
<13> I prefer ***, but that's just my opinion.
<0> my pedicure lady tells me my feet are cutre than most women
<13> You get pedicures?
<0> once a month
<0> i get my calves and feet reflexed m***age too
<13> "More than 240 foreigners have been taken captive and at least 39 killed since the 2003 US-led invasion that toppled Saddam Hussein.
<0> oh man my GF is draggin me to
<0> Mid Month Cabaret & Blacklight Show
<0> with Dr Techno, Dr Hoonose, Murrugun, Heel on Heels Burlesque, The Baloney Ponies - 6 piece Band, Xep on Aerials, Taz/Fire, Elvis, The Disappearing Technoman, Zacko The Clown, Ronnie, MC Brains & so much more we can't remember
<0> Absolutely GUARANTEED !!
<13> You would think these people would get the message.
<13> I hven't heard of any of them. What kind of music is that?
<9> "BUT I GIVE YOU VOICE IN #CHAN1 you are ops in #CHAN2 so you should give it to me there too." "I don't go to your house and tell your kids to do their homework and **** your wife... Wait only half of that is true" </sartan fantasies>


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