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<0> dude
<1> haaahaaa, now sammy's all cock-eyed.
<0> this client is seriously annoying
<0> two voicemails, and now an email
<0> "the macros on one computer don't work, call mE ASAP"
<0> like jesus christ bitch, it's that hard to click a goddamn button instead of hitting f9?
<2> nes has a persistent join.
<2> i'm moving to sticky.
<3> i like buttons better than keys
<1> i want discretionary glining power.
<0> wtf long isn't a sql data type?
<0> sonofabitch
<1> not standard, i don't think.
<1> maybe int or longint.



<0> yeah
<0> but i'm testing teh theory
<2> Stuck ban: *!*nes@*
<1> on to phase two: warring bots. :-P
<0> er?
<1> the ban lists don't synchronize. :-/
<0> pwned
<2> I thought you could have more than one primary server in SAV.
<2> wtf.
<2> Ehf uck it.
<4> doesnt mysql install onto somesort of OS?
<4> or can Mysql run by itself?
<0> no, it doesn't
<0> it's it's own operating system!!
<0> teh pwnz0rrrrr l333t
<4> k, thanks
<5> Are there any free yahoo chat bots out there kinda similar to irc bots except they are for yahoo chat?
<3> 9 people for our birthday party. not a big party :(
<6> ok, the config file for tomcat is gay
<6> I so don't want to **** with it :(
<3> there is a config file for tom cruise and katie holmes?
<6> one of my clients uses a third-party app that USED to run on IIS. Now they changed everythnig to run on ****ing tomcat. I've got to add an ip to their server now, and make them co-exist happily. this is going to blow goats
<0> yeah it ends with .creppy
<0> creepy*
<7> anyone using winXP
<3> nope
<6> !info survey
<7> win2k?
<0> i run winme
<6> We use anderson and pella
<7> you should switch man, win ME is a memory eater
<4> i run winME, its stable
<2> I'm trying to convince my boss that we need to buy CALs for all the clients.
<4> i love the support
<0> nah i have 2gb of memory
<2> he thinks it's outrageous to pay all that money to Microsoft
<0> it's all good man
<8> no wonder my SIMMS have gnaw marks on them
<2> He's a Mac loony.
<6> skoalwork - does he think it's outrageous that he's breaking the law?
<8> skoal - doesn't OSX require individual client licenses too?
<7> im using win2k, im thinkin about switchin to XP, should i? or should i use win3k server family edition
<0> oh it's you bizzle
<6> yeah, and Apple screws you over more with OSX
<4> server for a workstation?
<4> hahaha
<0> **** off
<6> they charge you every year for updates
<9> is there an easy way to set the local administrator p***word on all machines connected to a domain?
<0> more then once a year
<6> $100/year to get the next version. at least MS is free
<8> family edition?
<10> well the next major update anyhow
<7> yeah familiy edition
<10> but thhey give you those 3 coupons for free upgrades?
<6> chainz - probably with a third-party application
<6> but I don't know of anything built-in to do that
<0> i think you could shell script it



<10> or I got em with my macs, 3 of em to use on OS updates or something
<6> yeah, you could script it too
<9> hmm
<9> wish i knew anything about scripting....
<7> dasdasdsdgfdfdhgfjghklhj
<0> aahahahaha!
<0> it worked
<0> ****in genius
<0> now to test syncronimization
<0> i really need to get enterprise manager working on this machine
<8> gimp how do you manage to get so wrecked last night and be coherent today?
<0> heh
<0> it's a skill
<8> hehe
<0> i don't get hangovers
<8> i was OWNIN last night with the AK
<0> well, i DO
<8> and the ump/dualie combo is sick! haha
<8> but the last map i was starting to ****
<0> but it takes a week of solid binging
<0> heh i pulled off some whack shots
<8> and then when some teammate was shooting at my head so I couldn't aim and then I got awped - i decided that was time to bail
<8> yeah hehe
<0> i was just screwing around the whole time
<8> that one round where I busted down the steps in office and killed 9 = that was tight
<8> got all 4 in the little room with the exit sign
<0> heh
<8> and killed 5 as they were scurrying around outside on the snow
<8> ahaha
<8> was fabulous
<8> i love **** like htat
<8> AK POWAH
<0> yea
<0> i got a few ak kills
<8> i did good last night at not using the awp too much
<0> lol that round when when i was DRUUUUUNK on office
<0> and bought a scout
<0> and got three scout hs's and an elite kill :P
<8> yeah that's fun **** man
<0> it's gonna be another drunk***night tonight
<0> you gonna get all ****ed up with me this time?
<11> oh man
<11> that was the burrito from heaven
<11> you wanna see a pic?
<11> :P
<12> yes my friend has aol as their connection, but just yesterday they went out and bought a new pc because the old pc burned out and they dont have an aol disk so i was wanting to know if there is a place where i can d/l aol for them and so i can then just send it to them through remote ***istance..
<0> uh
<2> Wow.
<2> That's about nine buckets of stupid.
<2> You know where the ****in' power lines run in that neighborhood.
<11> i got my iPod shuffle replaced at a mall mac store
<11> me soo happy
<11> apparenlty my sweat corroded the metal connections
<11> since it was under a year, they replaced it no questions asked
<11> but while i was there, they were servicing a bunch of users with mac problems
<11> one big black dude was having major problems with AOL on his mac
<11> out of curiousity, i asked the dude, why he was running AOL on a mac
<11> the techs got a good laugh
<11> dude needed to get NBA scores
<11> wtf?
<0> lol
<11> it was like
<11> mann.. "have you heard of nba.com ?"
<11> "yea, but it's not user friendly, like my mac"
<11> hoo bouy
<11> guy learned one UI and couldnt wean his peebrain to another
<2> Comparing an OS UI to a website UI?
<2> That's apples and shoelaces.
<13> http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/02/21/google_desktop_risk/
<13> but its okay, Google can be trusted with your most confidential data
<2> My mom's new Dell laptop came preinstalled with google desktop. I uninstalled that first.
<14> the first good poo of the day makes all your troubles go away
<13> you know, Microsoft introduced HailStorm and P***port accounts and was lambasted for collecting personal information about people


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