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<0> well if you dont have a system in place
<1> systems exist ***hat
<0> how do you keep it organized in the present
<1> if your backend ****s up
<1> YOU get sued
<2> The frontend is the only thing that the customers want, and 100s of people have already done better frontends than you're going to do
<0> bahh
<0> its been working fine
<1> if someone else's backend ****s up, THEY get sued
<0> i can export all the data into a new id system
<1> uh huh
<2> hah.
<0> you gtuys are lem
<0> i'm doiung it
<0> and you guys are just fannysizing
<0> except for skoal at his lem school system



<0> where people feel important with that noose around their neck
<3> tell the supermarkets that barcodes ****. funny, they seem to work great for them. in fact, tell the manufacturing industry that barcodes ****, they make m***ive use of them.
<1> lma
<4> hello gentlemen
<1> they make barcode LABELS with rfid tags in them
<1> wtf
<1> peerafk, as an ID card medium
<0> anyuways
<1> barcodes ****
<0> i'm r&d'ing
<1> in this specific application
<3> we've experimented with RFID in our manufacturing, its slow and erratic
<0> when i'm done, i'll point and laugh at you wannabeez
<1> again, id cards
<3> costco uses barcodes on their membership cards, thats what they read when you check out
<1> slow moving, close proximity
<1> yeah peerce, and my sams club card has worn out twice
<1> cause the goddamn barcode came off
<0> rfids expensive?
<0> cost is key
<1> maybe $2 a card
<1> if that
<3> I'd say use mag stripe, its well accepted by people, on everything from the drivers license ot credit cards
<1> volume is the key obviously
<3> people are paranoid about RFID
<1> mag is simpler sure
<3> because in theory it can be read remotely
<3> and secretly
<1> so can a mag stripe
<1> :P
<4> Gimp-Work: seen your boy yet?
<1> of course i have
<4> good
<3> there's no way in hell your credit card mag strip can be read while its in your wallet.
<0> and rfids can?
<1> peerafk, i'm sure there is a way
<3> RFID's can be read from several feet away
<1> but someone would be likely to notice the very very large piece of machinery you would need
<1> :P
<0> hmm
<0> that might be a good thing?
<3> Gimp-Work; what, like a door exit scanner?
<0> cop goes into a bar
<1> nah
<1> bigger
<0> he immediately has an inventory
<1> it would have to be a mad sensitive magnometer, with a very precise angle
<0> Gimp: satellite?
<1> that scanned
<2> Get Geoffery and be done.
<2> You guys ****.
<1> i never said it was practical, just possible :P
<3> Gimp-Work; oh, you're talking mag strip still? good luck. achieving the resolution required is impossible.
<1> pffft
<1> impractical yes, impossible now
<1> no*
<3> you could probably build a detector that could tell there was a mag strip there.
<3> but not read it, the field is way too weak
<1> peerce is right about mag stripes tho, they are very simple
<1> you could also do three factor
<1> like photo + info on the front, barcode on the back, plus a 2d barcode on the back with the mag info



<1> in case the barcode is "damaged"
<1> and then when the **** is scanned, the persons' actual photo comes up on the screen
<5> just tattoo the mark of the beast on the back of their necks.
<1> yeah or that
<1> build a robotic tattoo machine
<6> Anyone know how to get xvid subtitles to work in MCE?
<1> samoa, http://www.jollytech.com/print_studio/applications/id_card_software.php
<0> checking
<1> that's what's called a software solution :P
<0> 400 bucks too
<7> ?
<1> you get what you pay for
<1> in this case, m***ive flexability, account management, ***loads of options...etc
<7> what are you doing?
<7> making id cards?
<1> yeah he is
<0> making the mark of the beast
<0> see: pleebeee
<1> damn
<1> it even supports like, 20 image formats
<1> lol
<0> wow
<0> .psp
<0> wooo hooo
<1> they ain't playin
<0> "Our most popular edition, Professional integrates advanced features such as standard database support, mail-merged and serialized barcodes, basic photo ID card modules, double-sided design, magnetic stripe support and much more."
<0> wow, all fo tree ninetee nine
<5> i need an app that automagically draws schema relations on a database so i can figure out what it was i was trying to do on some project that i got away from and forgot what the **** i was doing.
<1> ah see, you just need one license of studio premier
<0> yea
<1> and then "operator" licenses
<1> pb, i need that **** for source code
<1> and i used to have it, and now i forget wtf it was called
<5> but i'm inspired. i'm just gonna write a batch script to link up this php code with my database. :-P
<1> hrm so $800 for the software
<1> and $200 per seat
<0> i guess i should start up a dispensary myself
<0> :D
<1> heh
<1> but yeah the cost would be $200+printer to each location
<1> with of course, a fee for your custom template
<0> well i only want one
<1> you're thinking too small
<0> why go big if one aint working
<1> if it works, sell the system
<0> well dude
<0> duh
<1> heh
<8> ****. I'M STILL AT WERK.
<5> quit whining. it's not even lunchtime.
<4> i am off today :)
<0> \itz breakfast burrito time/
<4> what exactly does hul2z mean?>
<1> hulax
<1> hula's
<4> i mean defination of the word
<1> as in, to hula
<2> You don't know how to hula?
<1> you know, the dance?
<1> hulahoop :P
<4> ohhhhh
<4> really?
<4> i alwasy thought it was like holler, yell but in a uniquely Samoa way
<1> Holla holla hollahollahollahollaholla holla holla holla holla hollahollahollahollaholla holla
<5> somebody watching chapelle's show again?
<1> hehe
<1> i was wondering if anyone would get that
<5> and ironically, the whitest dude in the channel picked up on it.
<1> i dunno i'm pretty white
<0> me too :(
<0> wahhhhhh


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