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<0> that's the latest craze i hear
<1> nothing wrong with that
<2> pale soemthing like that
<3> TedSki, only if you want to display your anus.
<0> i display mine
<0> you never seen my webcam?
<4> who doesn't want to display his anus?
<0> its a hole in my desk chair
<3> mooning with a white light hmmm...
<0> if i fart, it fogs up though
<4> I saw a girl's *** once
<3> I can see some of these new commercials...'so bright it gleams!'.
<1> of course
<2> ***es are over-rated
<2> i prefer legs
<1> anal bleaching is mostly a myth



<4> reading the wiki
<4> I liked ***es before I realized that poo comes out of them
<1> Dear Anal Advisor:
<1> About 6 days ago, while having anal *** with my girlfriend, I had an odd thing happen: it felt like I hit something sharp inside her ***. It was not a painful feeling, just sharp, so we continued and had no other problems. Two days after this incident, I noticed a red mark on the head of my penis, in the exact spot where Id felt that sharp sensation.
<5> digidog: it was on some plastic surgery show
<6> hahaha
<4> sounds like someone has an angry parasite
<6> this movie taxi with jimmie fallon is ****ing funny
<5> ex porn star was doing 1 more flick!
<7> he was bit by the gerbil
<4> that was an oxymoron
<5> and she wanted her *** to look good before it got pummelled
<4> any movie with jimmy fallon is not funny
<4> In April 2000, gossip columnist Ted Casablanca reported that actresses including Lara Flynn Boyle have had their anuses bleached
<4> lollerskates
<2> casablanca is an anus authority
<4> lol
<4> holy ****
<8> these katamari games are written by developers on permanent acid trips
<4> happy trogday is my new religious film
<9> anyone know of a program that lists out your hardware, even if it doesn't have a driver? I have a friend's dell I am trying to load up drivers for and I am clueless as to what's in the box (and I don't want to look!)
<4> command line?
<7> grif-: dell's have a service code or id or something you can use on dell's website
<10> grif-; get the 'service tag' off the dell, look it up on support.dell.com, and go tot heir downloads, they have everything
<9> yeah, I got that, but its showing me like 10 different video cards, same with sound, etc...
<2> grif http://www.sisoftware.net/
<10> yah, sisoft sandra will enumerate hardware
<9> even if there is no driver, right?
<2> grif get out!
<9> calm down crazyD
<9> ;)
<9> be happy!
<4> get the grif out
<10> a dell *should* have come with OS CDs and driver disks and stuff
<10> and the service tag should give you thee EXACT original equipment configuration
<1> for some reason
<5> not all dells
<1> my music production gets better and better each song
<5> you can get workstations/servers without OS
<9> peerce, I don't have the disks, and the service tag does not guve me the exact configuration :-/
<1> even though my technique hasnt changed
<10> grif-; tehre's an option on support.dell.com for 'original system configuration', thats a complete bill of materials of whats in the system
<9> I think you have to have the login and p***word for the account used to buy the machine
<1> i love dell
<1> because we dont use dell at work for anything and when people ask us for advice on what to buy for home, we always tell em dell.com
<4> if dell were a person
<1> this way we don't support ****
<4> I would wait for him to go to prison and then make him my fun time bitch
<7> um
<7> Dell is a person
<1> michael in fact
<4> YOU WOULD TOO
<4> oh
<4> well
<4> I have to get fatter, scarier, and blacker then...
<1> resides in houston texas
<1> about the only thing decent there
<4> IF YOU WERE A PERSON I'D
<4> UM...
<2> is gateway going to go under or what?
<11> Run like a sissy?



<1> doubtful
<1> maybe
<1> they ahve very little overhead
<12> DeuS_Ex: Why are you talking about making someone your bitch?
<4> it's owned by gates isn't it?
<12> Have you ever even BEEN to prison?
<2> all their stores are gone
<8> Flarghr.
<4> I'm just a very mentally disturbed person
<8> i've forgottne how to care.
<12> Have you ever manhandled someone in laundry while the guards were right outside the door?
<2> and they dont do a lot of advertising anymore
<4> occasionally
<4> if by someone you mean
<4> someTHING
<12> I just love how all you guys talk about making someone your bitch when you never even ****ed a dude or even went to prison.
<12> You just don't understand.
<1> my parents just dont understand
<4> yeeh you're right :(
<4> I'm just a phony
<4> only you kow the truth
<1> in soviet russia, truth kow's you
<5> http://badtz.org/uk/IMG_1622-01a.jpg
<5> Mmm
<4> TROGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
<5> http://badtz.org/uk/IMG_1616-01a.jpg
<5> Mmmmmmmmmm
<5> http://badtz.org/uk/IMG_1633-01a.jpg
<1> man i gotta quit stickin my fingers up my nose after eating hotwings
<5> and of course badtz making funny faces
<8> looks yummy!
<5> it waaaaas
<1> there is some large worm on your shirt
<1> looks like you are going to stab it
<1> !info stab
<1> !info stabby
<8> Rof
<8> I've forgotten how to give a ****
<8> I need to learn how to be emo
<1> i just wrote an emo song
<7> isn't that that little red guy on sesame street?
<1> no, he died
<8> of aids
<8> that was elmo
<13> do 2k modem drivers work in Xp ?
<8> soemtimes
<7> what's a modem?
<3> soya-dB, some do. best to use XP drivers though, if available.
<13> for MiniPCI :(
<7> what's a modem?
<3> Hmm US$125 for a dll fi.e That seems fair.
<7> why would anyone pay $125 for a dll?
<14> hey guys whats a good windows daily backup utility ?
<7> ntbackup
<8> netbackup exec
<8> and friends
<14> thanks guys
<12> Dov-work: That's bull****. You can get that same dll on eBay for like $50.
<3> :P
<8> ****
<7> I have ntbackup scheduled to do nightly backups across my lan to another machine
<8> i think its because id ont get to watch my own ****ing tv
<3> Yeah it's not as if there are fre archives where you can actually downlad the dll.
<8> how ****ing lame ist hat
<12> I just got here. what DLL are we talking aboot?
<12> HI azure.
<12> Oh ****. I have to pay bills tonight.
<3> Considering it's for Exmerge. Oddly enough it isn't included in the download.
<8> allt hem ****in torrent sites are down today.
<15> hi skoal :)
<16> hello, anyone know where i can still obtain TSAC (terminal service advanced client) activex control?


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