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<0> i realized something was up when certian people seemed to be getting 5 kills every round on people who are hiding behind boxes
<1> i only play Guild Wars and WarRock nowadays
<2> you know
<2> i should play guild wars again
<0> gimp - i was playing godlike all weekend then last night my e-penis shrivled up and i kept getting owned
<2> i didn't give it the chance i should have
<1> the War Rock anticheat is pathetic, i got p***ed their IsDebuggerPresent function
<2> and i _do_ own it
<3> **** MAN.
<3> c0w Love me.
<2> ***uming of course i can find it
<2> and the cd key
<2> :/
<2> **** you xter
<2> i'm hungry
<3> omg.



<2> and i think the pizza guy got fuxing llost
<3> I've had enough of your ****.
<4> peerce: the website is being developer by a 3rd party company, my asp application is for testing only
<2> lol
<4> developed*
<0> i never do delivery anymore. I hate paying the surcharges and tips. A $10 pizza ends up being $25
<0> I'd rather burn the .50 in gas
<0> and listen to a couple tracks on my stereo
<2> toppers is free delivery
<2> =)
<0> plus you never know if your pizza is going to be the last one in his route
<2> that's true
<0> and as someone who used to deliver pizza, those pizza bags end up smelling like armpits because they're always warm and moist
<2> it's about -butt****ingcold outside right now
<0> i can't eat pizza that I know has been stuffed into that nasty ****ing bag
<0> and they're NEVER cleaned.
<2> sadly nerp
<2> you're just making me more hungry
<5> lol
<0> delivering pizza is a fun job, if you don't give a **** about your car.
<0> just drive around stoned delivering pizza
<6> k1rkuk; who's going to be responsible for the actual server management ?
<0> and when it's slow you just sit around, stoned, eating pizza.
<6> k1rkuk; also, um, you better get straigth what database this 3rd party company is using for their site, as its not easy to switch them
<4> another department completly, i only deal with development and putting things into a testing environment
<6> k1rkuk; then shouldn't they be specifying the OS platform etc? why did you come here to ask about windows server, use your own corporate resources
<7> nerp: How is that any different from what you do now?
<7> :)
<1> if you accidentally swallow some windex, does it kill ya?
<7> pingwho: I'd probably induce vomiting.
<8> umm
<4> i have to do it all cheap as pos on external resources
<8> don't induce vomiting
<8> its an ammonia product
<1> it wasnt that much
<8> drink some milk
<7> TedSki: Oh?
<1> should i go to the emergency room?
<5> I once drank a couple ounces of dishwashing soap when I was on xanax
<0> hehe pizza
<2> lol
<0> aside from the delivering pizza part, not much. :D
<1> TedSki ok
<7> My general plan for "I swallowed something bad" is "induce vomiting."
<1> TedSki anything else?
<8> pingwho, how much approx in ounces?
<0> I make more phone calls I guess and have to go to meetings a lot.
<1> uhm maybe an ounce
<1> it spilled on me, i dono how much
<8> fdiv_bug, that's not good... if it burned on the way down... it'll do twice as much damage on the way up
<7> TedSki: Ah, good point.
<0> how does one accidentially swallow windex?
<8> pingwho, you're probably fine... its a slight dilution of ammonia and water
<7> nerp: It spilled on him. Duh.
<1> nerp lol long story short i was cleaning something while being upside down
<5> nerp, drugs!
<0> umm
<7> DRUGS!
<2> heh
<2> yeah
<8> pingwho, was it enough to burn your throat?



<0> i'm having a lot of fun trying to visualize this
<1> no
<8> then you're definitely fine
<1> it tasted horrible and i rinsed out my mouth
<1> ok thx
<1> ill drink some milk to be on the safe side
<1> i like milk.
<7> It does a body good.
<8> our flight surgeon recommended ice cream and milk to a patient that ingested ammonia once
<0> when you pee, you're going to hear squeaking noises
<1> rofl
<8> the patient was a 9 yr old boy
<0> ****able?
<8> he was ecstatic to hear he could only eat ice cream for 24 hours
<7> TedSki: Great. Now he's going to drink ammonia at every opportunity.
<7> "Mom, I just drank some more ammonia. I need ice cream."
<2> lol
<0> Walk into bar. . . Gimme an ammonia on the rocks.
<0> "you got a utility closet, right? well get pourin, bitch"
<9> Hi, does somebody know a sftp client for windows, which can mount the sftp directory like a smb share?
<10> if IsMember = true then AND strUser != "userNamehere" Do this else Do this
<6> IalexI; file transfer protocols are not conducive to drive mounting.
<1> you know whats wierd?
<0> i wish fedex was delivering today.
<10> Is that a proper conditional for a logon script
<1> i consulted you guys instead of going to a medical dictionary
<1> whats even wierder, you guys know the answer immediatley...
<2> lol hack_swor, wtf
<6> IalexI; mapped drives require multiple concurrent access, and random access, including random updates. file transfer protocols only allow one file open per session, and are optimized for sequential full file xfer
<4> do postgre or mysql have anything similar to ms dts?
<0> well that's because we quickly flipped through our medical dictionaries
<8> pingwho, even weirder, you trust us
<2> pingwho, because we pwn
<0> we awp'd that problem
<9> peerce, gnu hurd has a fs/ftp translator
<10> Gimp-Work, :P, Really, Im trying to not make so many OU's in AD
<6> k1rkuk; postgres is inherently transactional. AFAIK, you can use DTS with any database that has begin/commit/discard transaction semantics
<2> what in what what what?
<6> IalexI; how special. they work like crap because of what I said.
<9> peerce, I was thinking of something, which appreas in the windows explorer tree.. like WebDAV
<9> peerce, you've tested them? :P
<10> Im creating logon scripts for active directory users, This conditional is supposed to check to see if thier a member of an orginizational unit, But if thier a specific user, Do something else
<6> there were hacks floating around that did FTP that way.
<1> is opium illegal in the UK? or are there still opium bars like in the 1800's
<11> later.
<11> the race is on in 5 mins. ESPN2.
<12> I think codeine is still OTC in the UK
<1> hrm
<1> yay colours work
<13> I used FTP Explorer for a while, it mapped FTP sites as resources in Explorer, but over dialup it worked like ****, because the Explorer UI hangs when its doing that blocking IO
<13> even with faster FTP I can't see it being that enjoyable
<1> FLASHBANGFLASHBANG
<10> lol
<1> FLASHBANGFLASHBANGFLASHBANGFLASHBANGFLASHBANGFLASHBANGFLASHBANGFLASHBANGFLASHBANGFLASHBANG
<1> cool
<12> heh
<13> I find those Network Places FTP site things in Explorer ****
<1> i can give eyecancer
<12> Internet Exploder
<1> i wipe my own ***
<10> Can anyone help me with this VBS script?
<1> is it do to harm to another pc?
<10> No
<1> what do you need it to do
<10> Its an active directory logon script
<1> ok
<1> whats not working
<10> if IsMember = true then AND strUser != "userNamehere" Do this else Do this
<10> Should that work?
<1> if isMember = true AND strUser != "userNamehere" Do this
<10> It should do something for a particular OU, however if its a certain user, It should do something else
<1> why not arrange into groups
<10> I do
<1> ok


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