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<0> I also forgot my cell phone
<1> You go nerp.
<2> i just bout an ipod nano
<2> bought even
<0> You should of just had Teratogen steal one for you.
<0> He steals stuff.
<2> maby i still will
<3> how do you "accidentally" smoke a joint?
<0> Pizza, I was nearly cut off.. I jerked the wheel, which caused me to roll a joint.
<3> uhhhh.
<0> since it was rolled, I needed to get rid of it quickly because there was a cop a few cars back
<0> so I quickly fishbowled
<2> the wheel rolled it for him
<2> strange chain of events
<3> why is this sounding like an exercise in creative bull****? :-)
<0> yeah I hit a bump and the papers and bag of weed flew in the air and got snared in my fingers



<0> and I said OMG and just then the glue strip flew past my tonge
<3> mmmhm.
<0> tongue
<3> lunch0r.
<4> i need to find some test exams for windows
<4> online
<4> just basic questions n ****
<5> Question 1:
<5> Where da hood at?
<5> Question 2:
<5> Who stopped the rain?
<2> Q: 4
<2> how many people are in the channel
<6> Q: 5
<6> see question 1
<2> heh
<5> I think Christopher Lloyd did a pretty good job as Uncle Fester.
<5> I never would have picked him for that role.
<7> I would have.
<7> He was an excellent Fester, and I think the role fits him very well.
<6> i could see gwb playing fester
<5> no political references.
<1> omg.
<5> Bush ragging is starting to aggravate me.
<1> I love you solak.
<5> I love you too John.
<0> there's a hostage in CS:S that looks just like GWB
<0> i like to shoot him in the toes with a 9mm 5 times and he goes "AAHHh" "UGH" "AHHH" "UAHHH"
<0> takes a lot of toe shots with a glock to kill a hostage
<1> :(
<1> nerp is st0ned.
<8> okay, got one of those kinds of questions: how do you remove an item from the list of possible desktop pictures in xp? delete/backspace/ctrl-x don't do anything
<1> ****in st0ners.
<1> GET A JOB.
<9> stfu
<9> ill get a job when i run out of weed to sell
<10> Zaren: you'll have to use Start > Find to find the actual filename... or you _could_ try highlighting it, the click Browse... it _might_ open in the folder that file is in
<10> in which case you could just find the file in the browser and right-click it and pick Delete
<10> (when I said highlight it, I meant in Control Panel > Display > Desktop, highlight the one you want to get rid of
<10> click Browse)
<1> K.
<10> nope, Browse always opens to the same folder...
<8> gah, stupid search found it right away when I told it to look at all files, instead of just images :p
<10> so you'll have to use Start > Sarch to locate it
<8> cool, that cleared it from the list once I closed/restarted Displays
<8> you'd think you could remove things from a list by working with the list...
<11> hey
<11> im using excel and i want the first column to minus the 2nd one
<11> how can i do this?
<10> you want the results in a 3rd column?
<10> in C1 put =(A1-B1)
<8> thanks for the prompt, jet :)
<10> then click the handle (little + in the lower right corner of the cell) and drag down to fill the column with as many as you need
<12> unf
<10> it'll adjust the row references
<10> I just love the += syntax for adding delegates to an event handler in C#... it just strikes me as so... I dunno, elegrant
<10> elegant even
<10> I mean, its just calling a method in the background and you can do the exact same thing in Java, its just... elegant
<7> Ruby does **** like that.
<11> is there a way to have excel do it for me?
<11> since i have a lot of cells in each column?



<12> ...
<10> huh
<11> in C1 put =(A1-B1)
<10> right
<10> then grab the handle
<10> (the little + in the bottom right of the cell)
<10> and drag down to fill the column
<10> it'll copy the formula to each cell inteh column, adjusting the row references as it goes
<10> so in C2 you will have =(A2-B2)
<10> in C3 =(A3-B3)
<10> etc
<11> THANKS!
<11> you probaly just saved me hours of work with the calculator
<10> you can also "lock" a cell in a formula by using & or soemthing
<10> so =(&A1-B1) would always minus B1, B2, B3, etc from A1
<10> I think
<10> I can't remember what the lock char is
<11> blah. . . . .
<11> how can i have it show exact values?
<10> exactly values?
<11> w/ .35
<11> rather then it being rounded
<10> by default a column is "General"
<10> highlight the column, right-click
<10> pick Format
<10> Format Cells...
<10> then pick Number
<10> pick the number of decimal points you want
<11> Thanks!
<10> (that's "pick Format Cells...", not "pick Format, Format Cells...")
<10> I wish I could remember how to lock a cell reference
<12> #yourmomma
<12> btw it's $cellcolumn$row
<12> e.g. $A$1
<10> ah yes
<10> just found it in the help
<10> I do that **** so seldom
<12> your excel skills are weak
<12> and teh puny
<13> mmm, 11am today, ESPN2, live coverage of Stage 1 of the Tour of California (bicycle race, format similar to the Tour De France, with 1/2 World and 1/2 US teams)
<13> thats 11am PST, about 1:20 from now
<10> When last we met, you were but the student, now you are the master
<10> and stuff
<13> hell of a route today. http://www.amgentourofcalifornia.com/Route/map/stage1map.html
<7> California ****s.
<7> They should have a bike race in Alaska.
<10> wonder if the network wonks are gonna notice me downloading a gig of videos today
<12> you're not one of them?
<10> no
<13> fdiv_bug; in february, right.
<5> okay,
<5> i'm going to bitch at someone for saving super hi-res jpgs to my server
<5> how do i word this properly?
<7> skoalwork: How high-resolution are they?
<5> They're JPGs, but they're still mega huge
<5> so i can't say "RAW"
<7> RAW SOCKETS!
<5> because they're technically compressed, but only from the camera that took them
<5> not 3rd party compressed or resized
<13> skoal; define mega huge? even the 8mpix **** from my SLR are ~ 3.5MB
<13> each
<10> "If you're going to upload huge JPG images to my server, you could have the decency to make them PORN!"
<14> unresized jpgs?
<5> about 3mb each
<5> MrDanger: I don't want them resized as much as I want them recompressed though.
<13> so resize them all to 320x and 'medium' quality crappy jpg :D
<5> going from a 2MB Camera compressed JPG, I can get to 880k without resizing the image just by recompressing it
<13> resizing 50% gives you right there a 75% size reduction at the same quality
<5> and down to 1024xX, it goes to like 160k
<12> resize them to 120x120 @ 2% quality
<5> Right.
<15> remember when everyone said RAW socket support in XP was going to be the end of the internet
<5> i just need help wording this
<9> http://ctrlaltdel-online.com/comics/20060218.jpg


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