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<0> http://directory.google.com/Top/Computers/Artificial_Intelligence/Natural_Language/Chatterbots/
<1> Don't they teach kids anything these days?
<1> Christ.
<2> hehe lol
<2> fdiv_bug your a arrogant **** aren'y you
<3> Oh boy.
<1> Herbtree: What about my arrogant ****?
<3> It's funny how you can spell "****" but very little else.
<3> I guess they really don't teach kids anything these days.
<1> skoalwork: Except how to curse at people on the Internet.
<2> ok so typing is not so good so shoot me
<3> Typing is all you have in this particular communication medium.
<2> you need to calm dawn and take a chill pill
<3> Do you expect us to take you seriously if you can't use the one and only skill required to communicate in this manner?
<1> Seriously.
<2> at least i was trying to help the guy
<3> Seriously.
<2> you too are just attacking me
<2> grow up
<1> When you can't type on IRC and you don't even really try, you end up coming across sounding like the Elephant Man.
<1> With marbles in his mouth.
<4> i never met him, what did the elephant man sound like?
<1> Trying to conduct a Catholic m*** in Latin.
<3> If your text were spoken aloud as if we were in the same room, you'd be the retarded little brother.
<2> yeah so you were able to type at birth i guess
<1> peerce: "Unintelligible" springs immediately to mind, from what I've read of him.
<2> sheesh
<5> check out my story about RI's legalization of medicinal marijuana:
<5> http://www.scindependent.com/articles/2006/01/19/local/bstory.txt
<1> Herbtree: No, but you weren't just born, were you?
<2> talk about attitude
<1> And your "help" that you were trying to offer skoalwork was more along the lines of you dissecting his problem description.
<3> Yeah, and FYI, it's still broken.
<6> does anyone know of any applications that can control the volume in windows from the console?
<5> oops, found an error
<5> will fix
<3> So put that in your stupid pipe and smoke it with your stupid lips.
<2> gosh how are you suppose to try and diagnose a proble if you haven't got all the info ?
<4> zxcv_; there's probably a windows script object interface that can do that, via a bit of WSH scripting, I dunno
<3> Gosh, how am I supposed to understand the solution if you type like your fingers had no bones in them?
<2> skoalwork good its still not working i was asking you questions i hadn't given you a solution
<3> People get so rattled when you start baggin' on their inability to type.
<2> with your attitude you won't get one either lol
<4> wow, we should nominate this herbclown to be a @op here ;D
<3> Herbtree: I'm quite certain this problem is beyond your scope, in any event. Thanks for trying though.
<2> you both seem to be rattled
<3> peerce: Let's see, he's been here less than 10 minutes, doesn't know ****. Sounds like he fits the bill to me.
<3> If you look at the last few ***clowns we opped.
<5> Why my local police chief rocks:
<5> During the testimony over the last two years, especially at the Senate Judiciary hearings, there were some very imp***ioned speeches, Smith said. I was one of the people asked to weigh in and testify against marijuana being used, but as time went on and more experts convinced us of its benefits in limited use with strict control, law enforcement pretty much took a neutral stance. We didnt go up there and support it but on the same token, the sense of urgency
<2> i se so you have to be here for some time to answer questions my mistake
<2> never mind
<3> "token" :-)
<5> Herbtree, pull up a chair and ask to be anointed with oils
<2> oh i just saw the heading this is not a help channel i guees so
<5> yeah i set that topic sorta as a warning for upcoming har***ment and rabblerousing
<7> hey, is there a command-line route into the remote ***istance dialog?
<5> pizza - this is not a helpchannel
<2> nerp yeah i should of realised
<5> heh
<7> nerp: **** you. i'm special.
<5> true.
<2> hmm so come in with attitude seems to help
<5> heh so people in the town govt are asking me wtf I'm doing on the internet at town meetings because I always have a smile on mf face
<2> well at least i woke up all the jokers and caused some activitiy in this channel
<2> lol
<8> god damn
<8> i havent been this hungover in a while
<8> Coyote Ugly = Evil
<9> Hi. I need help configuring a user in w2003
<10> innarview monday.
<11> damn
<11> have to go onsite again
<11> another network down
<3> sartan: nice.
<3> WHat kinda work?
<11> HERE I COME TO SAVE THE DAY
<2> thanks for the flames guys
<2> byee
<10> haha wow.
<10> i have had 4 people reply to me from 8 resumes last night
<10> im ****ing HOT
<10> uhm, one long term contract position at IBM
<10> a senior network analyst position..
<10> a WAN network specalist
<10> and a request for more information.
<10> skoalwork: i'm not sure what this particular company wants of me on tuesday, they said they had a number of positions avilable
<10> i'm probably qualified for one or two
<1> sartan: Oh, God.
<1> Being a contractor at IBM ****ing /****ed/.
<1> I did it twice. Never again.
<1> I'd rather be unemployed.
<10> oh yeah?
<10> i would bet they would be very corporate.
<1> You're treated as the lowest of the low.
<12> But fdiv
<12> That's what makes you you!
<10> hah
<1> And the fact that they can ****can you at any time, with no reason or recompense, means that there's absolutely zero security at the end of the day.
<8> ****in redneck dumb bitch here
<8> she is clueless
<8> and she brings her ompa loompa fat kid up
<1> digiwork: Hey! I won't let you speak about my mom that way!
<8> then emails the entire IT department asking someome to install "Dexter's 101 Games" on her computer
<1> And when I'm finished eating these three burritos and drinking my extra large Diet Coke, I'm gonna sit on you.
<1> digiwork: Oh, **** that.
<8> then i personally email her back and say "sorry, we can't install non business related material"
<8> and she says "but i have the cd"
<1> AHHAHA
<8> "you should be shot"
<8> so i am walking by a bit later
<8> and i notice she has moved the entire contents of the cd to her desktop
<3> Tell her you'll do it if she will lick the back of your balls.
<8> so apparently she tried to insrall it
<8> install
<8> oh skoal
<3> oh digi.
<8> you wouldnt let this chick touch you with a 10 ft pole
<3> Sounds like my kinda chick.
<8> she is literally missing teeth, about 4ft, fat ***, face like a dog and completely nascar
<3> Lemme guess, *** nasty, old, possibly hair in places that aren't supposed to have hair?
<3> hahaha.
<4> my wife did some contract jobs at the IBM "Ivory Tower" (a research facility just south of San Jose, I can't remember its real name), she said that was a rather good place to work
<3> I guess anybody who has to bring their kids to work on any day other than "bring your kids to work day" is suspect.
<8> she does it all the time
<8> and her fat *** kid is slumped over in a chair
<4> but she was working with a bunch of IBM 'exchange employees' from all over the world... an italian girl, a german and an indian guy.
<3> Ahahha.
<1> peerce: Yeah, I did a residency in Austin, TX, and that was pretty fun, other than being in Austin, TX.
<4> working as a 'editor', rewriting training materials the excange folks had 'written' in pidgin.
<1> Those sorts of things can be entertaining.
<3> Austin? Austin M***achusetts?
<8> austin is great!
<1> digiwork: **** Austin.
<3> You mean Boston?
<13> digiwork, so pull some BOFH moves and disable her account for inappropriate use
<8> i wish i could move there
<1> It's in Texas, therefore it's not even worth ****ting in.
<3> Yeah, that's what I said.
<8> its a little too liberal in parts for me
<8> but other than that
<1> "Little too liberal?"
<8> yes
<1> What, like they let people speak their minds? Who are you, Cody?
<1> ;)
<3> Cody hates the blacks.
<8> no
<4> by all accounts, austin has a great live music scene
<8> as in hippy liberal
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