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<0> because not only does it wake you up
<1> those were recalled.
<0> really, that's news to me
<0> too many lawsuits i guess
<1> they failed horribly when the wearer voluntarily sodomizes himself with a corncob. the device would short out and fill the user's anus with lethal doses of popcorn.
<0> oh damn
<0> that's harsh!
<0> no wonder it was recalled
<0> i better stick to bananas and carrots
<1> sometimes my imagination wanders places i wish it hadn't.
<0> everyone's perverted on the inside
<2> Yummy.
<0> least you're on IRC
<0> and no one gives a ****
<0> if you said this **** in real life, then that'd be a completely different story
<0> http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=EZEURUO&key=NYL&sid=EM



<3> what's real life?
<0> i hope she doesn't have a rectal penetration alarm
<3> brings a whole new meaning to the term "want to ring her bell"
<1> yeeow.
<0> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Real_life
<4> now thats an ***
<0> she's got some camel toe action going on
<1> i like camels.
<0> me too, in a purely hetero***ual way
<2> k. Do me.
<4> mathdolt stop looking at lesbians
<5> Mmm lesbians.
<6> lesbians are satan
<0> lesbians ****
<5> Well, the not so brute lesbians.
<1> real lesbians are melissa ethridge and rosie o'donnell.
<0> unless they're bi
<3> no, lesbians don't ****
<3> that's part of what make them lesbians
<3> and now I have to go to bed to get far too little sleep
<1> so they only fondle the nips and clits?
<7> what about one with the tv show
<7> the blonde...god, I forget her name
<7> and what about the hotties in the L Word
<1> faaaaaaaaaaaaaake.
<6> ?
<6> ellen?
<6> david letterman dated ellen
<7> yea
<1> see, cHiKNPad knows his dykes.
<5> Pfft my ratemybody account hasn't been modified yet.
<7> I like the girls in "The L-Word'
<2> HI Pfft.
<5> Oh hi XTR.
<2> OH wait. ****faced.
<5> I had a good drink on the plane yesterday.
<0> i hate drinking on airplanes
<5> Makes the bumps that much more comfortable.
<0> you get those little puny bottles
<0> for $5
<5> Nope, I got the real deal.
<5> Scotch and coke in a can.
<8> here -> http://www.celebritiesfiles.com/files/13/001.jpg (definately not work safe)
<0> what kind of scotch?
<5> JW.
<0> they can that ****?
<5> peerce, she has a pimple down there :)
<8> mixing coke with good scotch is an abomination
<2> :(
<5> I prefer it. Unless a single malt.
<0> Dov-work: you got up that close to the screen to see the pimple?
<0> on the first try!
<0> i had to double take it
<5> I notice these things ;)
<8> http://www.celebritiesfiles.com/files/14/006.jpg
<5> Heh, ****ing her gut in. And stretching her butt so you can see the stretch marks.
<5> Damn I'm picky.
<2> ****in fag.
<0> she's ugly
<2> GET A JOB.
<2> !info MrMojo



<2> Wow man.
<2> I miss him,.
<2> :(
<5> Hmmmmm.
<8> hey, its XTR"s sister... http://gallery.wildmatch.com/newgallerystuff/supermodel/241212_5.jpg
<2> OMG.
<8> or maybe thats XTR after his Bangkok vacation....
<2> Yuck. I hate Asian chicks.
<2> Eeew man.
<5> Something is wrong there, her body isn't asian.
<8> oooh! its BARBIE! http://savvybabes.com/galleries/7/3.jpg
<8> (said 'asian' looks mebee hapahaole to me)
<2> MmM.
<9> !info XTR
<9> !info Joe-7
<9> !info Joe-7)
<9> !info Dov-work
<5> Ooh.
<9> OOOOH
<0> !info bitch
<2> :(
<0> !info ****
<5> You didn't info yourself properly.
<9> !infomod Dov-work Guy who hangs in #windows. Came one day, never left. I think he got kicked out a few times too.
<9> !info stfu
<10> !info venkat
<8> XTR will be your bitch
<0> !info cock****er
<9> !tell mathdolt stfu
<2> al-salam alaikom ya baladiyeh.Iam mohammed abu-halimeh from al-'abbasiyya.
<5> !info Joe-7
<9> !info Joe-7)
<10> Can you add me in?
<10> :)
<5> Oh.
<9> !infoadd Dov-work Guy who hangs in #windows. Came one day, never left. I think he got kicked out a few times too.
<5> I got kicked?
<9> Dov-work, I think under the dovinksha
<10> !infoadd Venkat Gangster, Pimp, Playa
<10> ah :(
<9> Info add... please stop. Will not work.
<5> Not that I remember :)
<9> Yeah, I saw it kicked once
<9> only because it was onjoin
<9> someone from your domain was banned heh
<11> I swear to god. This is not my life.
<5> Some guy did have my ISP blacklisted once though, Dov-work though.
<0> !infodelete all
<11> Who has stolen my life and replaced it with this bull****?
<2> Damn HAwkeye, What happened?
<9> Damn
<9> heh
<0> -WinInfo:mathdolt- Database successfully deleted.
<9> owned.
<12> I cannot use IE after i uninstalled zonealarm inproperly
<9> uh huh
<11> Well, making a nice simple trip tonight. Picked up a friend that wanted a ride to the club.
<9> hey mathdolt, seroiusly though, please stfu
<8> !info zonealarm
<5> Improperly?
<12> IE doesnt work either uses NAMES or IP
<11> I made a left turn off of one street to another, and had OPD pull me over.
<11> Why?
<11> Because my license plate frame covered part of the word Florida on my tag.
<0> what does STFU mean again?
<12> also, i cannot remove that ZA service,before that i manually deleted related files
<12> now i had to reinstall ZA,let us see if im luck this time


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