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<0> my headache finally went away
<1> yeah, that's the trick. talk about retarded.
<0> i think we're all just having a stupid day
<2> is windows live messenger invite only?
<0> yes
<0> and you're not invited
<2> thx
<3> Okay, now to do something I totally hate doing. Unpacking computer accessories in such a way that I can repack them if need be.
<4> heh. I just sent myself an email by accident clicking on reply from the sent mail folder. doh
<5> are any of you familiar with WMI? im trying to pull the nteventlogs for a specific date, im trying to do this query and it seems to be failling: Select * from Win32_NTEventLogFile " & "Where LogFileName='Application' and CreationDate='20060112230924'", im pretty sure i dont have the CreationDAte= set correctly, im just not sure how to do it.
<6> computers are evil.
<7> there's a tool that builds WMI code, have you tried that?
<7> !info WMI
<8> yay. do i get to see the split from *this* side too?
<4> it'll be ok, pb_jerkin
<5> nah i didnt know there was a tool. i've been using the script center that windows gives out and goodle but i havent really came up with much



<8> thar she blows.
<4> hmm. I think lockoutstatus would be better if you could just run it again all users at once. just sayin
<9> what's a good channel to get the latest funny url posts :)
<10> #funny****
<9> i love when someone on irc posts some random link that i go check out while i'm at work and it cracks me up :)
<11> #fagzRus
<12> can anyone help me with FSMO roles? If i have 2 domain controllers, is backup the only option in case one of the DC's fail?
<4> oh goodie. replacement Overland autoloader/drive got here
<13> if i enable logging on exchange, what do i have to do to get it to log?
<13> i enabled it but it's not logging
<10> FREEWAYS CARS AND TRUCKS, I'M RIDING WITH LADY LUCK
<4> wow. it's a good thing that the big red thing blocking the door to the autoloader says Remove Before Using.
<4> I'd have had to search the documentation otherwise
<10> :P
<14> 5 down, 1 to go
<15> Hey
<15> I've just finished installing XP on an old AMD k6-2/400 machine.. I know you always should install the motherboard drives... but does that still apply in this case, since the motherboard is so old?
<4> yes
<14> yup
<14> what type of motherboard
<4> well, actually, you may not need it, but do it anyway
<16> When did the IT department become the HVAC shop.
<16> Can you check the thermostat.. you gotta be f@#$ing kidding me.
<15> It's an Acorp 5ALI61.
<15> The chipset is a ALI/ULI M1541.
<16> pineapple: install the os then chipset drivers before anything else :-)
<15> http://www.acorp.com.tw/eng/download/download01.asp?lineid=1 <--- There isn't even any chipset drivers for socket 7 boards
<15> I'll check Ali's site directly.
<11> upgraded my obsd server to 1.5 gigs of ram
<11> i'm happy
<17> [Tpasman
<17> thether is one disadvantage
<17> ahh never mind he is not here
<0> ohhhhh
<0> someone is getting fired at sage today
<0> and his name is jamal
<11> i saw Red Eye last nite
<11> anyone seen that?
<9> yah
<9> ****ed
<9> heh
<11> i thought the opposite
<11> i thought it was good except the ending
<9> i thought it was good till some point
<9> but i don't remember cuz i trashed the movie from that point on
<0> you mean after the credits?
<9> nah, i think it was around the time when they blew up that hotel room
<0> that didn't come out right
<11> i just thought the homeland security dude comin up to her after the whole gig was a lil over the top
<0> wtf is red eye?
<11> i guess working in homeland security, i just know the "real" way **** happens
<11> gimp, a movie
<0> yeah i haven't heard about it
<11> and i was not at all thrilled with the way they portrayed the coast guard
<11> we have an entire office dedicated to liasion with hollywood
<11> wtf
<11> utilize the free ****
<0> lol
<0> i wanna work in that office
<11> yea, i know a guy who does
<11> works with movie stars trying to train them how to play coastie properly



<11> heh
<11> or work with the coast guard properly
<3> Hehehe, yeah but every branch has a hollywood liasion office.
<3> WHen the US Army read one of the West Wing scripts, they were so impressed with how they handled a military burial that they let them film at arlington, with an actual honor guarde.
<3> -e
<11> nice
<3> 1st season also ... so TWW was still pretty new to the world.
<11> Hawkeye, well, of course every branch does
<3> Their first christmas episode actually.
<3> *Very* moving.
<3> The funeral happened at the end ... with a children's chorus at the white house singing drummer boy
<18> this dumb *** bitch here
<3> That stayed at the over music as they cut to Arlington.
<18> i bought some **** on my amex for her department
<18> i told her this was the last time i would do it
<18> she didnt get everything that was ordered and she keeps telling me "don't pay the bill when you get it"
<18> i keep telling her "it's on amex, it was charged a week ago"
<18> "ok, but don't pay the bill when you get it"
<3> Riiiight
<3> Just don't pay the whole Amex bill.
<3> I'm sure they'll appreciate that.
<3> :-p
<18> she just doesnt get it
<3> Is she blonde?
<18> yes
<3> Needn't say anything else.
<19> Hey, i have a toshiba A-70 notebook the cpu in it is a p4 3.06 ghz , but it only operates at 1.6 ghz , even when i run games it does not correct the speed, it does not have intel speed step does any one know how i can use the full cpu
<20> the bios?
<20> you have it set to run slower there? some power management settings, clock down on battery usage?
<19> i have it set to run at full speed
<4> it's amazing. we have these society orgs in the building (good) that we give t1 access to....for free. And these ***holes have the nerve to slap a VOIP system on it and then call when internet access is slow or whatever problem they have.
<0> lol
<0> how'd they even get **** routing properly
<0> do they control it?
<14> why can't i play the latest game on my 6 year old computer!?!??!!?
<14> etc
<4> the vp above our dept dir lets the cheap ****er up there who refuses to get their own t1 continue to use ours for free
<14> like the guy that ***umes he can burn dvds even though he only has a cd burner
<4> even though we are increasing our costs by bringing in 2 addition Ts
<4> god these peeps are morons
<4> guy just called because they're getting mismatched duplex between our switch and their router.
<4> So, fix your ****. ours is set to auto and is staying that way you ****s
<4> :D
<0> what their's is set to half?
<0> wtf?
<4> ok, nuff of that jizz. time to go install this autoloader
<4> no idea
<0> well it must be
<0> unless they are runnin 3/4's duplex :P
<4> my boss's attitude is **** them. Voip wasn't part of the deal and you don't have to service them
<0> sweet
<4> unfortunately our dept dir won't see it that way
<4> I told them I will see what our side shows for their port. then they can deal with it
<4> because I am getting ready to snip a wire in the cat5 cable :)
<0> lol!
<0> http://www.plans-kits.com/lasers.html
<0> overclock your green laser pointer
<0> ahahahahaha
<4> heh
<4> k. outty
<0> wow...i didn't know you could order pot***ium nitrate, or pot***ium perchlorate over teh interweb
<12> FSMO roles, can anyone help me with them?
<4> k. boss has a verify still running. wdf. 11am
<4> nice. this Overland guy cost $9600
<11> damn, forgot i had these two torrents runnin
<11> i guess a share ratio of 12.60 aint bd
<11> +a
<11> heh
<21> thats pretty damn good actually
<11> i know, i was being sarcastic
<22> yeah but how much upped?
<11> 12 * 4 gig


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