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<0> Is there a native windows app that can compress using WinXP's built-in compression?
<0> Console app
<1> why on earth would you want to do that
<1> WTF
<1> how can it crash before i even enter that function
<1> OMFG
<2> SHUT UP!
<2> FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST JUST SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
<2> I mean.
<2> Hi, Gimp. How goes?
<1> meh
<1> so bizzarre
<1> oh FFS
<1> i changed from release to debug
<1> and never redirected the debug dll
<1> ****me



<2> Haw haw.
<1> well, i mean that's why i couldn't track the problem
<1> :P
<1> aha!
<1> act sux, that's the problem
<3> Gimp-Cow: oh.. speaking of which
<3> what company you work for?
<4> gimp works for your mom
<1> Effective Solutions
<1> why
<4> reversepeimp
<5> reverse pimp?
<3> oh... we had an act problem in one of our departments wednsday and it made me think of you... the lady i was talking to mentioned a company that symantec does all of its sales & service through
<3> some four letter word that starts with S?
<2> ****.
<3> hehe
<2> ****.
<1> symantec doesn't own act
<1> Sage does
<2> Safe.
<1> they bought it
<2> Sage.
<2> Yeah, that's what I meant.
<3> SAGE was the company
<1> i'm a sage certified act consultant
<2> Good for you.
<1> Sage used to be Best software in the US
<1> fdiv_bug, yeah it's great for the resume, so useful
<4> until you joined
<3> anyhow, she was adjusting fields or some **** and act encountered an error and needed to be shutdown or something
<2> Gimp-Cow: I'm sure it also drives the ladies wild.
<5> are you getting certified in parsley, thyme, and rosemary too?
<3> after that, they couldn't get into the database anymore.. and the repair thingy didn't work either
<1> fdiv_bug, that it does
<2> pizza_biz: No, he doesn't need pizza spices like you do.
<1> azure, what version
<3> 2000
<1> heh
<1> just so you know
<3> but i think they're trying to do an upgrade soon
<6> anyone know how to get rid of svchost.exe it is causing my computer to slow down a lot
<2> gravix: You don't get rid of it. It's part of the OS.
<1> it IS possible, to break the database in such a way that repairing it renders it unopenable
<1> in act 2000/6.0
<3> heh.. i'm not sure what they ended up doing because i called in sick yesterday and today
<1> if you send me it i'll take a look
<3> i would imagine they just restored from a backup and lost a days work
<1> shoot her an email :P
<3> or two days actually
<1> azure, if that happened, the database has problems
<1> she is likely hitting the field limit also
<3> sweet :)
<1> but there is likely structural damage
<1> (which i can fix with my mad act pwnage)
<3> how much are your services?
<1> how big is the database
<3> not sure.
<3> heh
<7> oh man all these kids at the skatepark were jazzed about old man river grinding, carving, catchin air and 50-50'ing
<3> pretty big probably



<1> if it's not huge i'll do it for free on the dl
<3> wait.. it was like a 26 meg file i think
<1> (huge being >40k contacts)
<3> not sure how many records
<1> 26 is nothing
<1> i have clients with 500mb act 2000 databases
<1> 26 prolly compresses to like, 6
<7> DISCOUNTWINDOWS.NET
<7> i wonder if MS wants to buy this from me.
<7> i own the .com too
<1> anyways azure, you gotta copy the entire database into a new shell to fix it
<7> maybe someone in russia might wanna buy it
<1> which isnt' that hard, just time consuming without the right tools
<1> oh, is Opportunistic Locking disabled on all the workstations? :P
<1> cause that can corrupt the db as well
<1> (if it's not disabled)
<3> no idea, but one of the errors of the repair utility was that it was IN USE
<1> yeah
<1> or like error 55
<3> the issue was compounded by the fact i had a scheduled outage for the server, and she had to wait on me to bring them back up, which is the only reason i found out about it
<3> yeah, it was a 55
<1> =)
<1> i've had databases where if you repaired them, they went from openable, but ****ed up and salvagable, to destroyed utterly
<1> usually the tool makes you backup before you repair
<1> (unless manually disabled)
<3> yeah, they kept backing up the corrupt database :)
<3> next time she has an act issue i may hit you up or something
<3> i know nothing about act
<3> we use our local mom&pop vender for support i think.... at least that's who she emailed for help
<1> act earlier, and including version 6 REQUIRE opportunistic locking to be disabled
<1> act 6.x*
<1> i'd check that first
<1> actdiag->file->opportunistic locking
<3> only on the winops mailing list could some stupid pictures of body painted chick be turned into a political/country bashing thread :(
<3> these sudafed pills feel good :)
<4> i've not replied.
<4> busy freaking out
<1> y
<3> you still talking about that "deal" or whatever?
<4> what deal
<4> oh that server?
<4> man i overreacted hardcore about that.
<3> ya
<4> i'm having a nicotine fit / blood sugar outage thing
<4> and a real hit of ADD
<7> ooF
<4> it's been going on all day
<4> i just cant' stay focused
<4> and i feel like i've been here for 2 days
<7> seek fairy P
<4> im going to drink beer when i get home
<7> i'ma drinkin already
<4> then pick up my new server tomorrow and let it sit for a while i dont want to deal with that right away as fun as it is
<7> MULTRA BABY
<7> and now multra amber is out
<1> so much wierdness goin down
<3> multra?
<3> oh michelob ultra?
<3> bleck
<3> part of your diet?
<1> sweeet
<7> yea
<7> my diet of 3 years now
<7> has m down to 190 from 280
<3> yeah, i saw
<8> hallo
<3> i hate tracks that have all that dead air in the middle of them and then a "hidden" bonus track at the end...
<1> yup
<3> so when some ****head rips it to mp3 and i'm on shuffle..... it ****s up the rotation
<3> split that **** up
<1> people are lazy noobs
<4> then it's not authentic
<9> !info multra


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