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<0> so you're in the goddamn way!
<1> hehe
<1> if someone is strafing in front of me, I'd move around him leaving him clearance.. or try to provide cover/backup
<1> not run against him and force him into the line of fire
<2> I'll knife him in the back and then take his gun.
<3> F:\Systems_Inc-database files\Attachments\GMPFiles\768e7ab5-e70f-482b-869b-8a8f0cb607c4
<3> ack
<1> then bounce a nade accidentailly, damage myself, and get mowed down by p90s
<1> i hate hwen some idiot blocks me then subsequently does something very stupid
<1> and dies instantly
<2> nerp: Well no one's forcing you to play with me
<2> !
<1> haha
<2> :)
<1> So what good new games are coming out, anyway?
<1> nothing has been overly compelling to me latley as far as new stuff



<1> is it just "waiting for ut2007" time now?
<3> hrm
<3> i know there was a way i was going to do this
<4> p*** on the right!
<4> i gotta get that through to people
<3> man i really should get drunk before i start coding
<3> cause i started this code drunk
<4> im gonna go home, get a 12 pack of beer and play cs:s
<3> so you know, it prolly makes way more sense trashed
<4> such a lonly person thging to do
<4> but girl im dating is now dating someone else
<4> so
<4> eh
<5> what is a good windows firewall?
<4> service pack 2
<3> hrm
<6> isnt that a oxymoron
<4> what? service pack 2?
<4> no
<6> windows firewall
<4> howso?
<7> it is trolling
<7> do not fall into its trap
<8> its rough when your girlfriend says to you I think we should both see other women
<4> heh cHiKNPad
<5> like is there a firewall in windows 2003?
<4> been there
<6> digiwork, just go buy one of these www.realdoll.com
<5> i need to block some users from my webserver
<0> or a fleshlight!
<4> mmmm fleshlight
<6> does everything they are good for cept cook and clean up
<9> anyone play warcraft 3?
<0> isn't ****stainer supposed to be banned?
<4> yes!
<6> stainer70, ive played it before, i like world of warcraft better
<8> i dont think you want to use a firewall to block visitors there are other ways
<3> goddamnit
<0> yeah. like real fire.
<3> i KNOW i'm gonna feel retarded when i figure out this bug
<5> i want to limit the number of connection from an ip to my webserver some guy is usein download accelerator on my box
<5> how do i do that?
<10> hi all
<6> apache has nice limits for that
<6> what are you using for httpd?
<5> i use iis
<6> oh, cant help ya there
<0> HTTP has a recommended spec of two concurrent connections per IP.
<4> PAT
<5> yah but how do i stop concurrent connections per ip
<3> it's an option
<3> in iis
<5> where?
<3> RTFM
<3> bitch.
<5> aww
<5> is it under performance
<10> Gimp-Cow: mooo
<3> moo
<3> man, nice



<5> i dont have an iis manual
<6> sadsfae@fuhrer ~ $ rtfm
<6> bash: rtfm: command not found
<10> Have you ever used gimp to make a cow?
<6> damn
<3> everything is wrapped in exceptions
<10> to bring my dreams to life?
<3> and it's still crashing
<3> and it's NOT hitting my exceptions
<6> Sisyphus is the greek titan/guy who was punished by the gods to perpetually roll a stone up a hill and have it fall down again right?
<6> yah i think thats it
<11> why wouldnt he just stop rolling it up?
<6> just noticed that was one of the bots
<6> its the whole theme of resilience and persistence
<6> i guess
<6> or "the struggle + journey is greater than the reward or goal" type mindset
<12> and a std
<12> or close enough
<10> close CanuckCDO
<13> hello, I have 2 questions
<10> we might have 2 answers
<12> one free, second for $50
<3> oh snap
<10> since when did we give anything for free?
<6> or the price of a small ethiopian child
<10> yes we demand children
<13> I am XP Pro, and I am looking at firewall. In the list of exceptions is listed 'File and Printer Sharing'. I would like to turn this off, but 'Delete' is grayed out. What can I do?
<6> turn it off, dont look at it, or rewrite the os on guesswork
<13> really?
<12> if it's not checked, it's off?
<13> It is checked
<12> uncheck it
<10> if the exception is not checked, then the firewall is blocking it
<6> faceface It is checked
<6> CanuckCDO uncheck it
<6> windows tech support in a nutshell
<6> hehe
<14> install linux
<10> lol!
<13> OK, I see 'You can individually configure teh port(s) that are ***ociated with this service... do I uncheck them all? 4
<12> just uncheck the file printer sharing and they all magically uncheck as well
<13> yeah, but wine dosn't run worms world party
<12> neat huh
<6> magically!
<6> its magic!
<6> pixie dust, fairy essence and ****... magic!
<13> CanuckCDO, I can't check that, this pops up when I try
<10> wow
<13> It may as well be magic if they won't let me read the source
<12> ok then, the I can't be bothred fix all, reinstall your os
<1> Gimp-Cow - so when do you think we'll finally get another update and see some new player models?
<13> CanuckCDO, But then I can't play WWP
<10> faceface: do you want to just turn off file and print sharing?
<3> 2007
<12> gf coming after missing valentines, sigh, time to spend spend spend :P
<10> CanuckCDO: sounds like you should dumo dump dump
<10> dumpo
<10> your whoro
<13> so CanuckCDO, when I try to uncheck anything, the 'File and Printer Sharing' or any of the four ports that pop up when I try, what should I do?
<6> just go www.realdoll.com you actually save cash!
<10> faceface: you can just disable file and print sharing
<10> http://security.utexas.edu/personal/windows/sharing.html
<13> Cryak yes
<10> That link will show you how step by step
<15> My Two Dads.. Were those two both fags or just the one?
<4> was that with tom hanks?
<4> or that keith dude?
<4> treat
<4> i mean
<4> whatever
<4> treat williams?
<13> OK, now I am on to question 2, how do I allow WWP to host a game on this machine?
<13> I have WWP in teh list of exceptions
<10> Alright guys, im out, I have cl*** at 2


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