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<csm> burp
<BBS> Mag69 - dimensions are pieces of ****
<BBS> and they default to indian support
<csm> optiplex man
<csm> optiplex
<BBS> optiplex ftw
<peerce> hoodlum-; what kind of video card you got?
<Mag69> BBS: we only buy optiplex desktops
<Mag69> dimensions are for home
<peerce> and what kind of LCD only does 800x480 ?!?
<hoodlum-> I have epia m10000 it has everything built in
<hoodlum-> Its a Carputer
<peerce> mine are all 1280x or 1400x or ...
<csm> hahaha
<BBS> I have a client or two that insists on dimensions. we insist that they don't bitch if it takes us 2 hours to get a HD replaced
<peerce> maybe you should be running windows embedded, or somethign on that, not regular retail desktop windows
<peerce> why in GODS name would anyone want Windows in a car?!?
<csm> run embedded linux on it
<Mag69> BBS: that ****s
<BBS> optiplex support, it's like this: "Hi, the hard drive is dead. I ran diags, it failed. Oh, you're sending a new drive? Thanks!"
<Mag69> BBS: thats true IF you ever get to the right support group for the level of support on the machine
<BBS> dimension support: "Hi, the hard drive is dead. Yeah, but I already ran the diags. You want me to run them again? OK, the quick diags failed. You want me to run the full diags? Why? That'll take 2 hours. Ok, fine, I'll run them, but this is stupid. etc etc etc"
<peerce> Dell has someone in my office in < 4 hours with the parts.
<peerce> so does HP
<peerce> so does IBM
<Mag69> i hate that bull**** about support levels when you already know the problem you just need the replacement part sent. and you get transfered 5 different times.
<peerce> so does SUn
<BBS> Mag69 - then standardize your support level on your purchases
<BBS> what I hate though is that when you enter your "express service code", it doesn't forward your call to the correct service group
<BBS> they need to fix that
<BBS> why should I need to keep track of three different phone numbers?
<Mag69> they get really cheap sometimes and depending on the project they want to keep the costs down so we sometimes have to fudge with the suport
<peerce> penny wise, pound foolish.
<csm> bbs you have to because all of the indians cant :)
<Mag69> BBS: yeah thats what i mean. even after you give them all your info they still send you to the wrong group
<BBS> well if a human is sending you to the wrong gorup, that's different
<BBS> you ALWAYS have to enter your express service code
<BBS> but it doesn't route your call to the correct service level, just to the proper support group on the service level of the number you dialed
<BBS> it's quite dumb
<pb_werkin> so i'm clearing my desk and one of the things i find is a trade mag lookin' thing put out by AMD. it's basically 70 pages of AMD-centric ads and articles. talk about a self-consumed marketing jerk off.
<csm> clearing my desk?
<csm> like clearing out your desk? or just cleaning house?
<pb_werkin> just cleaning house.
<skoal> oh man
<skoal> drivers/all is finally broken :(
<skoal> it doesnt ****ing work anymore.
<cHiKNPad> o good
<cHiKNPad> Mogambo (1953)
<cHiKNPad> TCM Jun 16 08:00pm
<cHiKNPad> A chorus girl and a married woman fight over a white hunter in Africa. Adult Situations.
<Chris--> http://arstechnica.com/news.ars/post/20060614-7060.html
<stoner_> http://www.freewebs.com/mojoorange/index.htm
<pb_werkin> bollocks. i KNOW i had visio 2000(?) somewhere. i musta archived it, which means it's on some random CD and it could be weeks before i turn it up.
<FishB> hmm
<vanda1> anyone know how to fix "login failure: the user has not been granted the requested logon type at this computer" and why it would all of the sudden happen?
<sartan> what are you trying to do?
<sartan> pb_werkin: grab the beta of visio 2007
<sartan> it'll work until februrary 2007
<pb_werkin> it's an open beta?
<sartan> yes
<sartan> http://www.microsoft.com/office/preview/beta/getthebeta.mspx
<pb_werkin> blech. ptui.
<Gimp-Work> it's got rabies
<skoal> What's the current working WGA workaround?
<skoal> This **** is killing me.
<tom__> does anyone know what process windows uses to 'choose' a program to run a certain extension?
<Kosher> hi
<pb_werkin> explorer, i would imagine.
<rjsam> is it possible to access the framebuffer interface from user mode?
<Kosher> I have an Active Directory Domain controller and I want to add a domain to the accounts list, how can I do that?
<tom__> pb_werkin: ya the darndest thing.. explorer "filename" seemed to be making rational choices yesterday but now it insists on opening everything with IE
<sartan> rjsam: on 2k3 server, you can run mstsc.exe /v:server /console from another machien
<Kosher> anyone know how to add a domain to the list of accounts under the user's account tab?
<sAMOa> pong
<Curious1> hello all
<Curious1> Can someone answer a question for me about DHCP?
<pb_werkin> not curious enough apparently.
<sAMOa> didnt it kill a cat?
<peerce> indeed. cat3 or cat5?
<peerce> fwak. started unpacking my new servers that arrived this morning. IBM sent me 3.5" scsi drives for the blade boxes which appear to only take 2.5" drives ;-D
<Jet> I think that cat died from a bullet to the head
<Jet> not curiousity
<Jet> I want my wife's friend to get naked, get on her knees, and give me the best blowjob of my life
<Jet> is that so wrong?
<FishB> jet: Sounds fine to me
<Jet> ya, that's what I figure
<Jet> I'll ask her tomorrow night when we go drinking
<FishB> heh
<Jet> I'm in so much pain from my shoulder right now, I could seriously just kill myself
<FishB> jet: A BJ from your wifes friend would probably fix that
<Jet> my wife said she was booking an appt at the physiotherapist on Monday
<joober> <Jet> I want my wife's friend to get naked, get on her knees, and give me the best blowjob of my life
<joober> <Jet> is that so wrong?
<joober> * Cpt|Kirk has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 198 seconds)
<joober> <FishB> jet: Sounds fine to me
<Jet> physio the-rapist
<Jet> joober: fascinating
<joober> lol
<FishB> Awesome pasting skillz :D
<joober> i didnt mean to
<joober> :/
<Jet> copy/paste appears to work
<joober> yea
<joober> was a government test
<joober> do not close this window
<Jet> this is a test of the emergency broadcast system
<Jet> BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
<Jet> If this had been an actual emergency
<Jet> YOU WOULD BE DEAD!


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