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<jeev> i want to convert] this to the most wide spread codec... what is that?
<jeev> i caught some idiot on a scooter driving into a car hahaha it's ****ing hilarious
<cHiKNPad> oic
<cHiKNPad> can you mail it to yourself as a jpeg?
<jeev> i have it on my harddrive
<jeev> it's a video!
<cHiKNPad> ******* Video 3GP Converter supports batch video conversion, the best 3GP Converter, Convert 3GP to MPEG AVI, MPEG to 3GP Converter, AVI to 3GP Converter
<jeev> i realize that...
<jeev> but what is the est format to use
<jeev> best
<pb_werkin> for widest compatibility, MPEG.
<USagi``> you guys want to see something funny?
<nerp> no.
<cHiKNPad> well they say macromedi flash is the best now best quality
<pb_werkin> **** a bunch of flash.
<cHiKNPad> no
<USagi``> nerp I was talking to the people in here. go back to waiting for the short bus so mommy doesn't have to leave her corner to take you.
<pb_werkin> he's one of the people in here too, dumb***.
<cHiKNPad> im a chicken
<jeev> thanks pb
<USagi``> pb_werkin ooo such big words! why don't you go show mommy all the big words you know!
<jeev> mpeg4 ?
<pb_werkin> no, just MPEG.
<pb_werkin> MPEG-1.
<jeev> k
<jeev> jhesus christ, pb_werkin when you see the video, you'll die laughing.. i was laughing so bad.. i moved the camera
<cHiKNPad> see god made it so you couldnt type his name in blasphemy
<sAMOa> god is making me go beach now and drink beer
<sAMOa> damn him!
<cHiKNPad> what would disable the backspace key in word?
<cHiKNPad> drunk
<sAMOa> i havent drunk anything yet!
<cHiKNPad> are you now retired sam?
<sAMOa> **** no
<sAMOa> i'm mixing biznezz wit pleasure
<cHiKNPad> ic
<sAMOa> the AARP told me so
<cHiKNPad> well take some pictures with the shoe cam
<sAMOa> hehehehehhehe
<cHiKNPad> are you in the gAARP?
<sAMOa> yesh
<cHiKNPad> geez
<sAMOa> i wanna get on the cover
<Pfft> grr
<sAMOa> me and paul mccartney
<Pfft> any MS SQL/MSDE-heads around ?
<sAMOa> WHEN I'M 64
<Pfft> i need to run some t-sql cmds on an msde database and it seems that i ... can't do it without ms sql .. but that seems wrong ?
<sAMOa> WILL YOU STILL NEED ME, WILL YOU STILL FEED ME
<sAMOa> WHEN I'M 64
<cHiKNPad> no
<peerce> Pfft; msde has osql
<peerce> hang on, I run a backup script on a msde based server that does some osql, let me find the stuff
<peerce> yeah, it just works. osql is in the path. my pre-backup script does...
<peerce> osql -E -D FISStarteamDB -Q "BACKUP DATABASE FISStarTeamDB TO DISK = 'D:\FisRepo
<peerce> sitory\MSSQL\fullbackup.bkp'"
<peerce> [thats one line wrapped by $#$#@ CMD]
<Pfft> hmmm
<Pfft> thats what i thought- i just need to compress the database
<Pfft> need to figure out how to login as local system - maybe that's -E
<z0rgatr0n> wow man. I know its still a beta, but Vista really pisses me off.
<z0rgatr0n> every ****ing thing you do, "Are you sure you wanna run this".
<z0rgatr0n> And first boot, not a damn ****ing thing loaded, its consuming a gigabyte of ram
<z0rgatr0n> Oh and get this. I'm running this on a dual opteron 250, 4gb ram, geforce 7900 gt, striped sata2 disks, and it gives me a 4 for performance.
<pb_werkin> it's like preventing car accidents by using 2 foot thick nerf material for bumpers and door trim.
<z0rgatr0n> and thats not even the funniest part. If you average the 5 ratings it gives me, that comes out to 5.25
<peerce> Pfft; -E is 'trusted connection', so your windows user that you run that as needs to be a sql user with reasonable rights.
<Gimp-Work> out of 5?
<z0rgatr0n> Yeah. this machine absolutely smokes.****ing dumb windows vista.
<Gimp-Work> heh
<peerce> was one of the ratings below 4 ?
<z0rgatr0n> Yeah, 4.9
<z0rgatr0n> heh
<Pfft> yeah
<z0rgatr0n> thats the only one
<Pfft> hrm
<z0rgatr0n> oh you mean below 5
<peerce> um, 4.9 is > 4.
<z0rgatr0n> every rating but one was above 5
<z0rgatr0n> disk... it gave me 4.9 because i had "only" 320 gigabytes on the stripe set
<peerce> oh geez
<z0rgatr0n> it totally disregarded there being a D: drive of 400gb
<pb_werkin> rate my kok.
<peerce> obviously, you need a 4 drive raid10 built with 750GB drives!
<z0rgatr0n> heh. i wish this was my personal machine. this is one of the workstations im building at work...
<z0rgatr0n> my home machine would fail with flying colors
<Gimp-Work> raid10 150gb raptors
<z0rgatr0n> anyway. nvidia drivers done downloading. gonna **** with this some more. i think im dedicating today to be the "**** around with vista" lazy friday day at work.
<jeev> http://www.jeev.net/jeev.mpg
<z0rgatr0n> im tellin ya. if they release the final version as annoying as this... Linux looks more and more promising. Novell claims their enterprise desktop version of suse does everything vista does.
<z0rgatr0n> ok ok /rant... ttyl
<pb_werkin> i suspect there are ways to ratchet down the security.
<peerce> novell is desperate for market share as their netware/nds bread and butter is just about dead.
<Pfft> feh no worky
<cHiKNPad> that show Squeel Of Torture has been on 37 years
<cHiKNPad> SQUEEL OF TORTURE
<Mr-mOjOjO> can someone tell me what this error was caused from? http://i5.tinypic.com/14lhw12.png
<cHiKNPad> no
<Mr-mOjOjO> can someone else
<hurrey> Does anyone know a way to delete a program from the Open With list?
<cHiKNPad> no
<peerce> !google site:microsoft.com 0x1000008E
<WinInfo> http://msdn.microsoft.com/library/en-us/ddtools/hh/ddtools/BCCodes_6b04f509-cc07-42dd-bb39-0b6b80c2ced9.xml.asp
<Mr-mOjOjO> hmm that page doesn't exist
<H2SO4> Mr-mOjOjO: kernel mode exception. Could be anything at this stage. Got a minidump?
<peerce> yeah, fwak. my links ot hte bugcheck pages all broke
<robb> lol microsoft sux
<Mr-mOjOjO> H2SO4, i just did a clean format yeaterday to prevent this from hapeneing again
<Mr-mOjOjO> i had 2 of these today
<peerce> could be a hardware problem, bad device driver, something like that
<H2SO4> Mr-mOjOjO: chances are you loaded all the same drivers back on, and one of them is responsible. DCC that dump file over (the one quoted in the png) and I may be able to tell you why its crashing.
<Special-T> can anyone help me, i keep getting Vicsual C++ Runtime errors when loading certain appz like Mirc, Adobe Audition and also browsing video files in explorer (where explorer.exe shows runtime error). I've scanned for spyware in normal and safe mode and cleaned some stuff that was there. However, I'm still getting the problem and i think it started after I installed windows security fixes. Can anyone help?
<hurrey> Have you installed any odd Codec packs recently?
<peerce> Special-T; once a computer has been infected by spyware/trojans, its very hard to know if you've gotten all the damage. its sort of like cancer, yuo end up cutting out some good parts to get rid of the bad.
<Mr-mOjOjO> ho hurrey
<Mr-mOjOjO> no*
<Special-T> i understand, wot can i do to fix it?
<Mr-mOjOjO> H2SO4, tell me what to look for
<H2SO4> Mr-mOjOjO: look at that png you pasted. It mentions a file (.dmp). Send me that file.
<peerce> microsoft has a website that will doa crash dump analysis for you
<Special-T> the computer is not crashing
<Special-T> just getting errors
<Mr-mOjOjO> yes H2SO4, my secrity info might be saved in there, too much risk =/
<H2SO4> Mr-mOjOjO: theres not security info in there but suit yourself
<H2SO4> -t
<H2SO4> try the online thingy like peerce suggested
<hurrey> 5 more items till my desktop is 100% full. :\
<Mr-mOjOjO> that page is broken
<H2SO4> life's a bitch
<peerce> here, http://support.microsoft.com/kb/315271/
<Mr-mOjOjO> thx
<peerce> wait, thats not a very useful tool
<H2SO4> dumpchk may not help.
<peerce> ah, HERE It is, online crash analysis. http://www.microsoft.com/whdc/maintain/WER/DebugOCA.mspx
<peerce> that may be able to tell you what subsystem the kernel was in when it crashed, that information should help isolate the cause
<H2SO4> wasnt there an online thing where he can plug in his dump file?
<PantsMeh> i want to create the most in-effecient pc ever.. run windows running vmware, runnning windows, running virtual server, running windows, running vmware, running windows, running virtual server... and then ill add 2 + 2 and revel in its obsurity. muahaha
<Mac__> hello People..
<peerce> here's OCA, http://oca.microsoft.com/en/welcome.aspx
<peerce> PantsMeh; was that supposed to be clever, or funny? I can't tell.
<H2SO4> yeah, that's more like it
<Pfft> wow this dbManager tool is free and .. nice
<Pfft> lets me to tsql statements
<Pfft> feh
<PantsMeh> peerce, you choose. it could be both. your the dreamer, ****in dream it
<peerce> I try not to dream (or sleep for that matter) while I'm working.
<Pfft> man things are crazy these days
<PantsMeh> i was once oppressed
<peerce> and now yu stand on a street corner with a cardboard sign saying "Will Do Nothing for Free" ?


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