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<pb_werkin> yes.
<HM2K> computers were invented for "laziness"
<HM2K> i can't
<X-MAN_> ppl
<X-MAN_> i just reinstalled XP
<X-MAN_> and when i click on any program in the task bar....
<X-MAN_> it starts blinking
<X-MAN_> [18:26] <X-MAN> instead of maximaize
<H2SO4> its nifty that you have an interest in WMI though.... a useful skill
<X-MAN_> any ideas y?
<HM2K> well, my moo script doesn't use the moo.dll anymore, its totally wmi based
<HM2K> quite nifty
<P3ngu1n> hey all
<X-MAN_> any ideas what can i do
<X-MAN_> ?
<rworks> Barsky?
<H2SO4> X-MAN_: sounds like you installed a bit more than just windows
<X-MAN_> nope
<P3ngu1n> does anyone know what process the uninstall shield runs under?
<X-MAN_> its fresh
<X-MAN_> addes .NET and office
<P3ngu1n> I am trying to uninstall a program, and it says that there is already an uninstall shield running.
<X-MAN_> do go to proccess while u on the uninstall shield application in task manager
<P3ngu1n> I need to find the specific process
<X-MAN_> do what i sayed
<X-MAN_> from task manager
<P3ngu1n> thank you
<ih8uppl> you're welcome!
<X-MAN_> np pengu
<HM2K> turns out apparently my pc CAN take 2gb
<Barsky> rworks: back. what?
<gimp-w0rk> yo momma what6
<Barsky> what6?
<gimp-w0rk> what7?
<Barsky> gawd. they're having an eggtoss at this silly picnic thing
<gimp-w0rk> owned.
<Barsky> **** eggs. bring in midgets
<Barsky> something you're the opposite of
<Barsky> you tall mofo
<teebsgrrl> hi!
<X-MAN_> say ppl
<X-MAN_> i just reinstalled XP
<X-MAN_> and when i click on any program in the task bar....
<X-MAN_> it starts blinking
<X-MAN_> instead of maximaize
<X-MAN_> y?
<Barsky> ok. there's more pages of various citrix manuals in this 3 ring binder than it can really hold. bleh
<BBS> yay, the movers are reserved!
<teebsgrrl> where you moving?
<BBS> new orleans
<gimp-w0rk> new orleans has a job market?
<BBS> actually, it does for my wife, she's in HR
<peerzzzzz> X-MAN_; well, its not supposed to do that.
<BBS> they're starting to hire HR there now, which means jobs iwll follow
<gimp-w0rk> cool
<peerce> why yours is doing that? how would we know that?
<BBS> but I've got a friend down there who owns a bar, they're buying two more, and they need people they trust to manage them
<BBS> so I'm getting out of IT for a bit, hehe
<teebsgrrl> sounds like a good plan bbs
<X-MAN_> but it is
<Barsky> gimp-w0rk: he's gonna be a Fluffer
<gimp-w0rk> indeed
<Ted`wr0k> good morning
<teebsgrrl> hey ted!
<Ted`wr0k> how are you
<teebsgrrl> your mom and i have completed our transaction
<Ted`wr0k> thanks for the LC
<Ted`wr0k> sweet
<teebsgrrl> wow, that sounded dirty
<BBS> "transaction"
<BBS> is that kind of like tranny action?
<teebsgrrl> i used my work discount to get a pot for ted's mom
<Barsky> gimp-w0rk: drove by a sweet loooking red ~1966 stang yesterday. looked garage kept/original paint
<teebsgrrl> Ted`wr0k: i am good, how are you?
<peerce> original red on a 60s car would be pretty darn faded even if it had been kept in a garage and never diven
<Barsky> I know that kind of thing makes you moist between the thigh and sac region
<Barsky> hi teebsgrrl
<Brutus|UA> wuts the word key-combination to get symbols "high in the air"?
<Brutus|UA> must be something simple
<teebsgrrl> superscript?
<Ted`wr0k> teebsgrrl: ok, busy at work
<Brutus|UA> yes that must be the name for it ;)
<teebsgrrl> i havr to go to work soon
<Ted`wr0k> shower time
<Ted`wr0k> later
<Brutus|UA> is there a combination for it?
<teebsgrrl> thats for the image
<peerce> Brutus|UA; that would depend on the program
<Brutus|UA> microsoft word
<peerce> should be in teh helpfile
<Brutus|UA> hmm k
<X-MAN_> how come so many windows ppl here
<Brutus|UA> start guessing ;)
<X-MAN_> and no 1 got a clue on the problem?
<pb_werkin> what's windows?
<Brutus|UA> ahh it's ctrl+shift+=
<peerce> help file says ctrl-shift-PLUS for superscript
<Brutus|UA> mine doesn't
<peerce> X-MAN_: maybe because noone has heard of that problem happening before?
<peerce> ah, plus is shift-equal, so I guess same thing
<Brutus|UA> hmm yeah it's the same key
<Brutus|UA> but for plus i use the numpad ;)
<Brutus|UA> anyways i've gotta go
<Brutus|UA> kewl i can make the txt in mirc look small
<Brutus|UA> in the bar where i'm typing that is
<Brutus|UA> ok i'm out of here, thx for the help!
<USagi``> Ok I've got a printer problem the last time I used it (maybe a month or so ago) it printed fine but tonight it's not printing at all I've tried everything from rebooting to turning it off and turning it on again to unplugging it restarting then plugging it back in with no luck any ideas what's wrong?
<Barsky> k. 20 minutes to burn and then out of here. Someone entertain me.
<Barsky> NOW
<Barsky> rworks: here?
<Barsky> Hot air, wet pants spice up election race :(
<Barsky> Probably the oddest campaign moment yet is a TV ad by third-place candidate Roberto Madrazo showing a criminal wetting his pants out of fear for Madrazo's tough stance on crime.
<cHiKNPad> i wet my pants a lot
<Barsky> no surprise there
<cHiKNPad> :(
<cHiKNPad> im doing it right now
<cHiKNPad> ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
<sAMOa> shhhhh
<sAMOa> kthx
<cHiKNPad> ever see david spade pee on that vietnam vet guy in the movie where he is a campaign manager with that fat dude that died?
<cHiKNPad> guy catches them breaking into his bus that they were living in
<cHiKNPad> err he was
<cHiKNPad> spade goes outside to take a wiz and the guy comes up from behind with a gun and spade turns arround and as he his pleading for his life he is peeing on him
<cHiKNPad> i bought router bits today
<cHiKNPad> $23 for 15 router bits
<pb_werkin> for 15 router bits? **** that. that's not even enough for a netmask.
<gimp-w0rk> heh
<cHiKNPad> actualy its a decent price sears wants $14 for one real basic bit lowes is about $12 so i got 15 @ $1.50 a piece
<gimp-w0rk> oh BITS
<gimp-w0rk> lol
<gimp-w0rk> i was like wtf
<cHiKNPad> ?
<gimp-w0rk> i was like, you bought 15 router cards or something
<pb_werkin> i knew what he was talking about. i just felt like ****ing with him.
<pb_werkin> i probably should save it for somebody smart enough to realize they're being ****ed with though.
<cHiKNPad> http://www.harborfreight.com/cpi/ctaf/displayitem.taf?function=Search
<cHiKNPad> im gonna make some kinda open cabinet rack thing for the bathroom
<cHiKNPad> i need something for all my lubricants and lotions
<pb_werkin> cHiKNPad's real name is jamie gumm.
<cHiKNPad> hmm says $45 online it was $29 in the store and then i had a 20% off coupon
<cHiKNPad> dont know who that is
<pb_werkin> oh c'mon. you've never seen silence of the lambs?
<cHiKNPad> o yes you are correct
<cHiKNPad> puts the lotion on the chicken
<hotbroad> Is there a web based File synch tool?
<cHiKNPad> dam forgot to get trashbags
<jeev> hey you guys know how to watermark .3gp files?
<jeev> or convert and watermark
<cHiKNPad> whats a 3gp file
<jeev> like a motorola cell phone file
<jeev> i want to convert] this to the most wide spread codec... what is that?


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