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<0> everyone has me looking up wierd **** for them, helping them debug funky crap
<1> im getting to the point where im considering looking for another job
<2> help
<1> more money i need
<3> peerce is the office computer bitch
<1> larger company
<3> im looking forward to a more senior position after i leave.
<3> totally qualified. =)
<4> bp2, your question was answered
<1> but like
<4> bp2, you don't have the correct codec
<1> i have a ton fo ****ing perks where im at
<1> business amex, phone and dsl paid for
<1> cell phone paid for
<0> sartan; yeah, I do that too, some. except, I'm doing it for developers, and providing them with the tools and environments they need
<3> peerce it sounds like a pretty sweet gig



<0> and the environments are complex
<0> sun, oracle, windows, linux
<1> i would like to get back into bd work
<0> multicast messaging systems, all kinda whack ****
<1> but i dont think it pays anymore than management
<2> so what codec do i need
<2> how do i even find that out
<1> bd/db
<0> !info AVICODEC
<4> bp2, how am i supposed to know?
<3> does avicodec work on streams
<2> but it's for a stream
<5> I can never seem to find the codec I need
<4> guess what, bp2
<5> *SIGH*
<0> bp2; what does the source of the stream say you need?
<4> you're not watchin that stream tonite
<3> yeah the source should help
<3> bp2: do you have a url or is it porn and you're shy
<0> i mean, wtf is this realaudio, streamcast, shoutcast, AOL Radio, or what?
<2> nope i have a URL
<2> http://ultimatebet.com/promotions/1million-guaranteed.html
<0> is it WMF ?
<2> it's that big click here to watch now button
<0> sorry, I'm not clicking on that link
<6> !info gspot
<0> it smells WAY too slimey :D
<2> uh its not
<3> peerce its oaky
<3> the strream is working for me
<3> hahaha this is super lame
<0> i don't care. it SMELLS stanky from here.
<2> and you get video?
<3> bp2: yes i get video
<3> i dont have any special codecs
<0> like cheap cologne
<2> christ
<0> and plaid pants
<2> so what's wrong with me
<0> and car salesman
<3> eighteen percent!
<3> this can't be real money
<2> it is sartan
<0> yeah, "1 million guaranteed"
<3> video codec: Windows Media Video 9 Screen
<0> muahahaahh. wanna buy stock in a bridge?
<3> these people are pushing around big dollars.
<2> i have windows media video 10
<2> is that bad?
<3> online poker is super hot.
<3> im using 10 as well bp2
<2> this makes no sense then
<3> maybe it was a 'codec pack' you tried installing
<2> so weird
<2> only tried that after it wasnt working
<3> bp2 what has worked in the past for me is deleting the appropriate video codec from control panel
<3> "internet poker is totally rigged, they're just dealing big hands for publicity"
<3> JESUS 400,000
<3> hehe woo hoo =) *closes*



<2> im a little obsessed with poker
<2> but i cant see ****e
<1> dude
<1> i want to do internet poker
<3> 125K ante
<1> i hav a credit card
<2> digidog i'll hook you up
<1> i better win
<1> pokerstars is likely where ill go
<3> this dude just lost 800k
<3> Shytke wins 821060 with two pair, queens and fives
<2> the amount is tournament chips
<2> it's not real money
<2> but they will win a certain amount when they go out
<3> ohh
<3> okay.
<3> i was thinking this was kind of amazing.
<2> dude its killing me that you can see this
<2> and i cant
<2> and you dont give a **** about it :(
<3> but the winner of the tournament wins a cool 1 mil cash
<3> im sorry bp2
<4> a friend of mine played in one of those high dollar online tournaments
<2> no 266k
<4> he wound up at the finals or some ****
<4> so they fly him to vegas to play online poker
<4> i didn't quite get it... might as well just play at a table at that point
<0> bp2; in media player, options, there's a video acceleration thing. try turning it down a few notches, and playing this.
<3> it's glamor
<3> glamour
<3> 39 megapixel digital camera costs more than a BMW
<4> glamour?
<3> i **** at the english
<4> dude, he flew to vegas and sat at a computer
<2> YESSSSSSSSSSS
<2> PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERCE
<3> haha
<3> ted is angry this evening for having to deal with tcl
<2> sorry guy im excited
<4> its ok, i thought maybe your keyboard got stuck
<4> sartan, yes :)
<4> sartan, and a ****ty ****ty ****ty txt file database with 0 organization
<4> space delimitted
<3> rewrite it in perl
<3> or excel!
<4> *shudder* excel?!
<2> peerce rules
<3> it could work...
<4> space delimited, but each field had spaces in it
<3> whoa.
<3> that's not r ight
<4> yea, i just regexed the **** out of it
<4> i told you, ****ty ****ty ****ty
<4> so, regexed the **** out of it.... then had to convert dates to seconds from epoch
<4> so i got ***raped by Date::Manip for a few hours... got that goin...
<4> then import to mysql
<4> done.
<4> wrote an !info-like script that has a mysql backend
<3> in irc?
<4> since this db has over 6000 records and growing at about 100 per month
<4> yea
<3> yeah
<3> just because you could
<4> no
<4> because it needed better than a txt file
<3> ah
<3> yuppers!
<4> and the server its on only has mysql right now
<4> i would've written it for berkeleyDB or another more efficient db
<0> any of you clowns ever see the movie Pi ?
<4> but i was using the tools at hand
<0> postgres owns
<4> sartan, i dont do those "i did it because i could" ****


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