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	Page: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 Comments: <0> doesn't matter <1> I mean, I sure as hell don't want some executive at Sun searching MY desktop at work ! <0> it's not in control of the primary agency once it hits google's servers <1> I thought it worked by executing a distributed search on your LAN <0> heh <0> silly peerce <1> where all the google desktops on your LAN participate <0> that's what you buy the google appliance for <0> why would google destroy it's IT product <0> If you activate the Search Across Computers feature, your indexed files will be sent to Google Desktop servers for copying to your other computers on which you've also activated Search Across Computers. Your index and data files are never accessible to anyone via a Google web search. And if you don't activate Search Across Computers, your Google Desktop index and data files never leave your computer. <1> gaddamn chix. my daughter (and wife) wake me up early and demand I 'print this right now!' http://www.kodakgallery.com/Slideshow.jsp?Uc=ezhymfg.10f2qef0&Uy=-aqpbcu&Upost_signin=Slideshow.jsp%3Fmode%3Dfromshare&Ux=0&mode=fromshare&conn_speed=1 <0> lol <1> wtf, its a crappy fuzzy littl epicture, and you can't even SAVE it because Kodak wants to sell you the print <0> wow $.15! <0> what a bargain <0> :P <0> haha playing cards <1> I managed to deduce the URL by picking apart the source to that page... http://images.kodakgallery.com/servlet/Images/photos1586/7/47/57/27/69/0/69275747708_0_BG.jpg?a=0 then loaded it in photoshop so I could try and scale it, but geezus, it looks like *** <0> cause kodak descaled it <0> and prolly set the quality to 10% <1> yeah <0> sonofabitch <1> I hate all those commercial photo sites like that <0> **in acrobat and it's underpopping update dialog boxes <0> you'd think they could fix that <2> screen scrape it and do something with it as a wallet size? <0> you know, 20 ing versions since it started happening <2> they prolly want 8x10's <1> some scout dad keeps sending me links to his albums on "snapfish", more crap. at least it has a save function, but you have to go through all kinda to use it <0> heh <0> i just use Yappa <0> because i'm a lazy, win32 apache motherer <1> i use jalbum <0> what's it require? <1> nothing. creates static html <0> oh so it's a normal application? <3> gmail has issues with IE 7 <3> beta 2 <0> does it scale? <1> yeah <1> bazillion options <0> that would certainly make my site faster <4> I want to write a program to see if people are in their office by seeing if they're logged into their machine and or idle. any ideas? <0> in php <0> and this is free? <0> crazy <1> i have it setup pages with thumbnails, 'slides' (usually 1000 x XXX, and originals <1> yes <1> its a java app so it runs on everything <0> yeah <0> prolly hits swing, but that's everywhere <1> asdf32; could you define 'idle' ? <0> woah <0> flash based? <0> woooah <0> hotnessss <0> omfg i want that <5> Gimp-Work: Share! <0> http://www2.jalbum.net/samples/BananaAlbum/ <1> the html pages I generate are flat plain html, no nonsense or clientside scripting at all <0> its' a skin for jalbum <1> some of the templates have more bells and whistles <0> in flash <0> that is the ing <1> ah, yeah, there are those ;-/ <0> how does it handle multiple albums <0> badly? or well? <5> That's kinda tight. <1> Gimp-Cow; rather well. <0> i'm going to migrate my tonight <1> Gimp-Cow; I make each album a seperate folder, but thats me. it will create folder link pages if you like <0> yes, that's how mine is <0> yeah i just want a main page <0> with folder buttons <6> To the editor: <6> Vice President Cheney shot a friend and companion on a hunting trip over the weekend. It would be too easy to point out that, had he not applied for and received five deferments for military service back during the Vietnam War, this tragedy could have been avoided. <6> It would be a shame to turn this tragedy into a punch line where the vice president would defend his decision to shoot based upon the intelligence that he had at the time. As it turns out, his companion was not a quail, but according to the intelligence he was given, which is clified and cannot be revealed for it would compromise national security, the 78-year-old (human) hunter, dressed in orange, did look like and act like a quail. Sure, he could have asked o <6> Although this is amusing, it does provide some insight into the decision-making process of the vice president. How could we possibly expect him to tell the difference between a lunatic Saudi terrorist and a lunatic Saddam loyalist when he fails to differentiate between a bird and a 78-year-old white man? One might even suggest that it has been time to retire to a life of semi-seclusion on the ranch for quite some time now. <0> i should write an asp.net skin ;) <6> Recently, I had a discussion with a co-worker about hunter safety in the Maine/New Hampshire woods. I had made the statement that someone could wear a deer costume, complete with antlers and a white tail (or mittens) and that there would be no valid reason for shooting that person. An experienced hunter would see that you do not look like a deer, nor do you move like a deer. In addition, an experienced hunter would know that you certainly do not sound like a deer. <6> While it would be amusing to joke that any lawyer, especially a millionaire lawyer, who has the occasion to hunt with Vice President Cheney certainly deserves to have some misfortune fall upon him, it is tragic that our vice president, with all of his wisdom and experience as a warrior combined with his unbridled machismo, was unable to tell the difference between a bird and a man. <6> I feel bad for all of the vice presidents victims who were unable to dodge any of his bullets. <6> Patrick Eye <6> Peace Dale <6> Via e-mail <0> hrm <0> we may have a snowcano <0> thundersnow attack! <1> and if you work on totally different projects with different styles, you can save the style in the album so when you reload it to update it, it will load the customized style with it <0> yeah <0> oh snap <0> image filters <6> that was a great letter to the editor <7> i'm starting to tire of that hole. <1> oh fawkin right, I have to REGISTER to even view snap albums, FAWK THAT NOISE <0> lol <0> Converting focal length to 35mm equivalent <0> as a scripting example on jalbum <0> damn <1> my only complaint about jalbum is its a bit slow digesting 200 8mpixel images <0> what does it use, java? <1> yeah <0> or can it fire imagemagick <0> cause that's what i use, and it pwns <0> what am i saying, of course it could <0> i'd just have to change the source, bwahahahahaha <1> java has integral JPG cles that are presumably machine optimized, but rescaling a 8mpix 3.5MB jpg is gonna take a few seconds period. <1> at least if you use high quality scaling <0> well <1> [bicubic etc] <0> yeah it's not like it really matters <0> since it's a one time operation <1> yeah its a one time deal, and its totally automated <0> imagemagick scales cleaner then photoshop <0> which is scary <0> but it does <0> course it's also like 48bit compatible or whatever <0> not that my camera outputs * in that format <8> i think i posted this one already at some point, but these are some nice tits. http://johndx.com/gallerizer.php?url=http://anonymouse.org/cgi-bin/anon-www.cgi/http://www.johndx.com/images/galleries/Domai/3[01-20].jpg <6> * workers call for boycott of 'Grand Theft Auto' http://networks.org/?src=cnet:2100-1043_3-6040420 <6> hahaha <6> "it degrades us hookers" <5> Yeah, I thought that was pretty great too. <9> Well that doesn't make sense. <9> If my understanding of hookers (which was obtained through GTA) is correct, none of them are smart enough to play video games! <2> the one's playing the games are "hooked" <8> http://www.fungod.com/coppermine/albums/coolvideos04/alizee_does_madonna.wmv <- alizee is hot. <2> therefore they are the real "hookers" <7> no, fool. that makes them hookees. <2> only if they are female! <2> dumb*! <2> but seriously, the hookers are crying foul? <2> wtf? <7> hookER implies one who's hooking, and hookEE implies one who's being hooked. gender don't have jack ** to do with it. <8> a john <10> hah <10> john <10> yeah <2> people who beat off on a game console all day are hookers in my book. <2> but thatz just me <7> your book must've been written by an illiterate. <2> k. <7> wait, what i mean is. . . . <7> ur buk mus uv bin ritin bye n eliterit <2> genius! <2> simply genius! <7> thx Name: Comments: Please enter the result of the sum 63 + 46 (to avoid spam): Return to #windows or Go to some related logs: #allnitecafe #winxp 0x64c buse30shaders #freebsd kirstyblue #cisco challenger 426 hemi prototype #politics tina tata

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