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<0> "The ordinal 11 could not be located in the dynamic link library NVAPI.dll."
<1> this channel is nuts, didn't you know?
<0> Any clue on this new error?
<1> nvapi sounds like nvidia drivers.
<0> it is
<0> He said he installed the latest driver
<2> latest or beta ? :
<2> :D
<0> lol
<3> there has been many times when my girl peeked over my shoulders ... and i can not explain some of the things that's typed in the chanel
<3> like now.
<2> crazyD: my girlfriend knows how to read
<0> It's a DOS program that we're trying to get up and running again
<2> hahahahaa
<2> oh dude
<2> not the DOS program



<2> you're still on that ? :D
<3> mine does too ... but not the context
<0> FKnight`
<0> <0> Ok guys - I doubt you guys remember me coming in and asking about the ThunkConnect32 thing
<3> espcially when i only have asmall window
<0> <0> Well the guy updated the DX and Gfx drivers on his XP and now he gets a new error:
<0> <0> "The ordinal 11 could not be located in the dynamic link library NVAPI.dll."
<2> yeah
<3> all she sees is "flattened balls"
<2> cause updating DirectX and the NVIDIA drivers in XP is gonna fix a DOS app :D
<4> so I didn't tell anyone but I won 3 first place awards in this year's new england press ***ociation's annual awards. :P
<4> our paper won 11 first place awards overall. :D
<0> FKnight`, it stopped the first error
<5> crazyD: maybe you need an operation to correct that
<4> 17 in total.
<6> feh
<0> And Microsoft actually said to update if the error was happening
<2> SANiK hahah nice
<6> i need to find a job at a real company
<4> the nearest paper won like, 4. :D
<4> we ****ing pwn
<3> i walked right into that one ...
<0> Thing is: are old DX games compatible with the new DX?
<2> yeah
<4> SANiK i'll answer you with a question. . .
<0> I'm thinking the answer might be to downgrade the NVIDIA drivers cause they might be the problem
<4> do microsoft word 95 docs open in word 2003?
<2> yeah they do
<0> Why would the newest NVAPI be missing "ordinal 11"
<3> firefox is givng me problem. it refuses to recognize a second printer that i just added and set as default .. although the second printer is in the print/pull down ... anyone experienced this problem?
<1> tried restarting firefox?
<3> yes
<3> checked printer setting
<3> confirmed new printer is set as default
<3> all other programs recognize the new printer as deflt
<3> only firefox
<2> that's bull****
<2> firefox is bugfree
<3> not mine
<2> I'm just kidding :D
<3> oh
<4> you figure in that 200mb ram it's using to view a 14k html file it could figure out how to print. oh well.
<2> the printer is not showing up at all in the list of printers when printing from firefox?
<3> fk: both printers show up ... but the default is still the OLD printer ..not the new one that i just set as dflt
<4> i have a problem, fk. I always roll enormous joints. I need to learn how to smoke a slimmer jay and not feel the need to smoke more
<2> ok
<3> i mean i could live with it .. it's just a pain hacing to chose from the pulldown menu
<2> are you sure Firefox isn't just HIGHLIGHTING the wrong one in the printer selection dialog?
<4> have you restarted firefox and made sure there was no lingering firefox.exe in taskman?
<4> have you rebooted? :D
<2> that's a GUI bug caused by the way some applications call the print selection GUI
<4> REBOOT DA COMPUTA
<3> fk: quite positive . yes and yes.
<3> very odd ...
<4> crazyD here's an crazy idea
<4> delete the offending printer so there is just one
<4> then readd it
<3> nerp: tried that too :)
<4> maybe that will kick fire****s in the nuts
<2> some applications, when they call the printer selection dialog, they highlight a printer on the list. This highlighting doesn't change the default, but it makes the application use a different printer.



<4> damnit you jimmyrigger thinker. :D
<3> as soon as i add the laser printer back .. it goes back to the same thing
<7> crazyD: Reformate your HD, reinstall Windows, then reinstall Firefox...works...some of the time..
<3> lol
<4> Amzin - haha
<2> try reinstalling winamp
<7> :)
<7> j/k btw..
<3> i'll live with it ...
<4> i bet somewhere buried in the firefox faq there's an explanation.
<4> "we'd rather you use laser printers. c'mon. seriously.'
<3> nerp can you research that and email me the answer?
<4> i'd just end up emailing you pictures of the beach and a really long winded explanation as to why I like living in Narragansett. :/
<3> heh
<4> ok every song i've been hearing i keep thinking I hear someone yelling my name
<4> so I keep taking my headphones off
<4> and there's nobody.
<5> nerp hears dead people
<4> ok get this, I had a dream last night that I was living at my parents house and some random girl moved into my room and moved all my **** out, i couldn't even find my computer. I was swearing and cursing at my parents as if I were a little kid going through a tantrum. I woke up, covered in sweat, and had to piss really bad.
<4> ****ing deadlines make me crazy
<8> dude
<4> i'm 27.
<8> you need to get out more
<4> i haven't lived with my parents in 8 years
<3> wow, your dream involved a computer?
<8> all my dreams like that end with me ****ing an elephant
<2> beautiful
<5> I dreamt the other day that the cops came into my house with a warrant and wanted to search my computer for ... something
<4> Gimp - i'm going out tomorrow.
<2> new pipe screen, new weed, new SAN
<5> I don't remember what the warrant said
<2> time to get high
<7> nerp: OMG!! BEHIND YOU!! DON'T LOOK!! IT'S!!...IT'S..NOOOO!!
<2> I'm off tomorrow
<3> mine usually consists of falling at great height and awesome *** with somebody i could never have
<4> i'm hanging with our intern and her friend -- intern is trying to set me up with her girlfriend
<5> But the wierd thing is, they forgot the warrant at first
<5> so they couldn't show it to me
<4> crazyD i'd sleep with you if you had a nicer car. :/
<5> so I made them stop searching until it showed up
<5> it was bizarre
<9> I had a wierd dream the other day where my daughters new bicycle and my restored old cruiser 5-speed were on a bikerack on the back of my volvo (hey, my volvo bike rack is on the ROOF not the back, whaaaa?) and I'd stepped into a store or something, came out, and my cruiser had been half removed from the rack, her bike was gone totally, and about 2/3rds of the vintage BMX parts had been stripped from my cruiser ;-/
<9> whacko.
<4> that is weird.
<9> yeah.
<2> nerp waa***suuup bitch
<4> oh i'm chillin and i'm grillin
<4> like its da forf of july
<2> I'm all tricked out
<2> got 2GB in our VMWare GSX Server today
<2> and hooked up the XServe RAID to start our SAN
<10> You silly thing.
<4> nice, all you got left to do is put a case window on that then
<4> nice.
<2> and I'm off tomorrow
<2> and I got new weed
<2> and a new pipe screen
<9> oh, and just about the very next day, the daughter announced she really didn't like her new bike (a 1 speed lightweight fattire cruiser she'd INSISTED on over my suggestion she really should have a mountainbike)... so we went back to the bikeshop we'd gotten it at, and the guy let me swap it straight across for a lightly used Specialized Hardrock Sport that was exactly her size.
<4> i watched a bunch of bus drivers scream at a school committee for contemplating privitizing the town's bus fleet
<5> but does it have neon tubes?
<10> I had a dream last night I was riding a bike.
<4> we're like, the last town in the state to run our own school bus fleet
<4> at a cost of 1.4 mil/year
<2> Jet : this **** is bad***. It's got a vertical array of lights on the front that indicates Fiber Channel activity
<9> she 'loves' the hardrock. its a nice aluminum frame hardtail 27 speed mtn bike.
<4> what else did I do today? i woke up at 4 a.m. and wrote 6 stories by 11 a.m. and then went home, smoked pot, and p***ed out for 3 hours
<9> or maybe its 24, I lose track
<2> for those of you who have been here a couple days, yeah I know I keep creaming over the XServe RAID
<4> FK - new toys are fun
<2> yeah
<4> when I got my opteron it was like, a month long event in this channel.
<2> hahahha


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