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<0> 90%
<1> Our 3-year-old desktops are P4 2.4/512 MB.
<0> so i dont mind replacing them every 3 years
<0> we do celerons onsite rworks
<2> the original version of the CLSID, when you generated one, it used your MAC address as the first part, and a time stamp as the last part.
<1> Perfectly suitable for us.
<0> of course they only have to run one app
<0> citrix
<3> peerce, interesting
<3> thanks for that
<3> never heard that one before
<4> anyone know a tad about html?
<1> digiwork: Why not use Thin clients?
<0> they dont work
<0> and they dont save any money
<2> !google html



<5> http://www.htmlgoodies.com/
<0> they are still around $300
<2> !google html w3c
<5> http://www.w3.org/MarkUp/
<0> ive TRIED and TRIED
<1> Yeah, but they would last longer.
<1> We have Thin clients 4+ years old still in use.
<0> and i still dont see the benifit of using them vs a cloned windows xp system on a celeron
<0> benefit
<0> plus
<4> ty@htmlgoodies.com
<0> they still dont play well with certain citrix agents
<0> which is retarded
<6> http://msdn2.microsoft.com/microsoft.aspnet.snapin.clsid.aspx CLSID is an abbreviation for cl*** identifier, in the same way that GUID is an abbreviation for globally unique identifier. Both abbreviations refer to a 128-bit integer with a low statistical likelihood of being duplicated so that it can be used as a unique identifier across computers and networks. Typically, this identifier is represented either as a 16-member array of bytes or
<0> wyse and netopia at least
<1> Well, Any Windows XP system requires patching, updates, virus protection, and is more susceptable to problems.
<7> thin clients wouldn't work for me , even if we were Citrix, because having an actual CPU and Machine is a highly ***ually charged event where I work
<7> people want a "computer"
<7> or they feel inadequate
<1> VS a thin client that doesn't need updates and patching, can't get a virus, and never has a hard drive crash, file corruption, etc.
<0> we sort of have that problem
<0> oh they can get viruses
<0> those windows ce guys
<7> our problem is that nearly every single person in our company is a VP
<2> we use citrix for high security business apps, or screwy ones that are rarely used
<0> yeah FK
<0> too many cheifs
<0> we have a few too many VP's too
<7> FC vs. iSCSI on a SAN is a topic that ends up on a committee of people who don't know what FC or iSCSI means
<0> thank god my company doesnt discuss anything technical without me being there
<0> thats gold
<7> I don't want them discussing technical **** even in my presence
<0> hahaha
<7> that's what /I/ get paid for to figure out
<0> well our people usually get an idea and then ask what i think about it
<7> but when you're at my company and there's no IT budget
<0> "we are thinking of investing a butt**** of money in kazaa, what do you think?"
<0> that seriously happened
<7> every time I need to buy something, even if it's a $150 hdd
<8> did you laugh?
<0> no
<0> i said
<7> I have to requisition and prove I need it
<0> "it will likely end up like your schlotzskies stock"
<0> fk, thats just bad controles
<0> controls
<8> FKnight`: I say "I need a server, please ***ign a /29 on <cabinet:switch port>
<8> "
<0> and then i ahve to remind my cfo
<0> that we are real estate people and know nothing about streaming audio, p2p apps or deli sandwiches
<0> because he gets ideas
<0> which is a sign of having to much expendible capital
<8> heh
<9> ask for a raise
<8> deli sand...
<8> I dont want to know.
<0> we owned 70% of schlotzskies stock
<9> that's a networking term for SANWICHING too much **** in one U
<0> why?
<8> oh jeez
<8> hah



<0> I DONT KNOW
<0> bought it for 400mm
<0> sold it for 30
<8> whew.
<0> we bought into streamwaves.com
<0> funded it 100%
<0> it went away
<2> what is the [kupdate] process in linux ?
<10> .wz vostok aq
<11> isnt it like bsd's adjkerntz ?
<11> fiddles the clock
<9> some sorta kernel daemon
<9> i bet =P
<8> thought it was i/o stuff
<7> sartan: wow, great guess :D
<0> im having an issue with an sql query
<7> the "k" wasn't a clue at all
<9> Input and output is done via buffers in memory. This allows things to run faster. What programs write can be kept in memory, in a buffer, then written to disk in larger more efficient chunks. The daemons kflushd and kupdate handle this work: kupdate runs periodically (5 seconds?) to check whether there are any dirty buffers. If there are, it gets kflushd to flush them to disk.
<0> where date like '2006%' brings up several dates like "2006-01-01"
<0> but
<0> date like '2006-01%' returns 0
<2> i'm copying somethign from windows to samba/linux on my lan, and kupdate is going nuts on large files
<9> maybe you should rewrite your queries in realtime to make them appropriate digidog
<0> huh?
<9> haha i dont know.
<0> i can tell :)
<9> maybe its something to do with the date datatype. it's not quite a string
<0> i think it might have something to do with the -
<0> even though im treating it as a literal
<7> could it be trying to eval it
<7> the - sign
<7> 2005-1
<9> yeah.
<9> that makes sense
<0> yeah but it shouldn't as a literal
<7> I say we all just go back to delivering pizza
<9> quoted.
<0> convert(datetime, '01-Jan-2006')
<0> tries
<6> like might be evaluating it as a range
<12> any of you guys know pale?
<0> garbage?
<9> where date like "2005-01%"
<6> 200[6-8]
<6> like that
<0> lets see what converting ti does
<6> 200[5-0]1
<6> try like "2005\-01%"
<0> im table scanning on 20 mm rows
<0> it takes a moment
<2> karupt; i'm drinking a pilsener now, but I was having a pale ale earlier tonite
<9> million million?
<0> multimillion tard :)
<7> millimillion :D
<12> lol
<9> multimillion?
<12> I meant the op pale_blue
<9> wouldn't 20m make sense?
<0> generally you dont write it that way
<7> karupt: we fired him
<9> no seriously correct me if i'm wrong. 'multimillion' sounds odd
<0> though you would in sql when its a count of something non finacial
<0> so technically i am wring
<0> since im not talking dollars here
<12> lol
<0> wrong
<9> I made a multidozen hundred dollars this week.
<0> i my network is 20 million
<0> i was say 20mm
<0> er
<7> pale_blue got promoted to super op


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