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<sartan> YourSQL
<sartan> upgrade your hardware
<TedSki> oh, i know what the problem is... i shouldn't say mysql is slow, i should say, mysql on this box is slow
<sartan> !google tune mysql performance
<WinInfo> http://dev.mysql.com/books/hpmysql-excerpts/ch06.html
<sartan> by this box you mean your windows xp machine?
<TedSki> no no
<pale_blue> what's it running on?
<TedSki> a friend's obsd server on the east coast
<sartan> Jenna1: are you a real man!
<pale_blue> that's gimp
<pale_blue> that's gimp's ex(?).
<sartan> Graphics image manipulation program
<Gimp-Cow> ban that IP
<pale_blue> no, Gimp-Cow.
<Gimp-Cow> now.
<Gimp-Cow> yes, it is
<Gimp-Cow> BANZOR
<TedSki> isn't she psycho?
<Gimp-Cow> yes
<Gimp-Cow> ty
<sartan> haha you brought your girlfriend on irc.
<Gimp-Cow> ...i know
<Gimp-Cow> i sux
<sartan> did she?
<sartan> sux on you, that is?
<Gimp-Cow> not really
<pale_blue> man. new england's going down.
<TedSki> bant on the bawt
<Gimp-Cow> werd
<Baracuda> at least someone's going down
<sartan> i'll go down on you Baracuda
<pale_blue> fumbles, picks, muffed field goals.
<TedSki> New #windows ban: *!*@CPE-72-131-43-238.wi.res.rr.com (Let it go already!)
<pale_blue> where's nerp? :-D
<Baracuda> k
<TedSki> for you, Gimp-Cow
<nerp> hey i'm not football fan
<Gimp-Cow> ty teddy
<pale_blue> oh.
<nerp> the sooner people stfu about football the happier I am.
<nerp> :D
<nerp> if anything this will take them off the local news
<nerp> and off the front page of the paper
<nerp> which is good
<pale_blue> ahahaha. "a bear trap! BRILLIANT! ahhhhhhhhhhh!"
<sartan> hehe nice 'get it go already'
<Gimp-Cow> wtf
<Gimp-Cow> the media keys on my keyboard work
<Gimp-Cow> with winamp
<Gimp-Cow> and i didn't install drivers
<Gimp-Cow> WTF
<Gimp-Cow> i've had it for TWO YEARS
<Gimp-Cow> and just now i find this out
<pale_blue> u r teh dum
<Gimp-Cow> :/
<SD70MAC> Dear Gimp,
<SD70MAC> Idiot.
<SD70MAC> Love, SD70MAC
<Gimp-Cow> haha
<sartan> I'm sorry, I made a mistake. I shouldn't of asked you to come here.
<pale_blue> ?
<SD70MAC> Yeah, you are rather g***y tonight.
<godlie-> can someone tell me why pc133 ram is so rediculously expensive?
<digidog> ok so what would make a computer not power on? all new parts
<digidog> reseat the cpu is only thing i can think of
<godlie-> nope
<godlie-> incompatible ram
<digidog> nope
<sartan> hard to find, godlie-.
<sartan> try to find it used
<godlie-> eh
<SD70MAC> Because it is obsolete.
<godlie-> it is no longerbeing manufactuered..
<godlie-> ?
<Gimp-Cow> Economies of scale
<Gimp-Cow> it's still being made
<godlie-> just not much i take it
<digidog> i cant get this ****ing heatsink off to reseat the cpu
<Gimp-Cow> just not that much fo it, so per unit pricing is higher
<SD70MAC> It is still being made, but fewer people are buying it.
<Gimp-Cow> digi, got alcohol?
<godlie-> eh
<Gimp-Cow> (vodka will work in a pinch)
<Cyorxamp> if you were forced to shorten the word 'partitions' to something between 3 and 5 letters what would you go with that is easy to type?
<Gimp-Cow> part
<digidog> huh gimp?
<Gimp-Cow> got rubbing alcohol?
<SD70MAC> I would beat the person that is attempting to force this upon me.
<digidog> uh yeah
<Gimp-Cow> dribble some up in there
<Gimp-Cow> it'll help
<digidog> on the heatsink clasps?
<Gimp-Cow> oh i thought the compound was your problem
<SD70MAC> Use explosives to remove the heatsink.
<Cyorxamp> Gimp-Cow, what else can u think of?
<Gimp-Cow> get a bigger screwdriver
<Cyorxamp> preferable with an s in it
<digidog> no, this unit has no greaase
<digidog> its a pad
<Gimp-Cow> Cyorxamp, Stfu would also work
<Gimp-Cow> yeah it works on pads also
<digidog> well its never been on
<Gimp-Cow> dude i still can't belive this goddamn keyboard works with winamp out of the box
<godlie-> is this a good deal ? http://cgi.ebay.com/16-STICKS-OF-PC133-256MB-SDRAM_W0QQitemZ7580477517QQcategoryZ14917QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
<digidog> man ****
<digidog> ive purchased a new psu
<digidog> case
<digidog> ram
<digidog> CPU, MB
<Gimp-Cow> you can't get the clip off?
<digidog> **** no, its tight
<Gimp-Cow> is it a p4 or athlon
<digidog> im afraid ill break it
<digidog> athlon
<SD70MAC> It isn't a deal, it is an auction.
<Gimp-Cow> tbird or x64
<digidog> x64 2500
<Gimp-Cow> ok
<digidog> er 3500
<Gimp-Cow> got two screwdrivers?
<SD70MAC> Dumb dog.
<digidog> yeah
<godlie-> eh
<sartan> wasnt me
<Gimp-Cow> ok, flat surface, aka dismount the mobo
<digidog> oh
<godlie-> just wondering how much i should consider paying Per piece for
<digidog> yeah
<digidog> if i take the MB out i can get it
<Gimp-Cow> driver #2 between clip and cpu socket
<godlie-> if i get that set of 16pcs i wont need to buy ram for a while
<Gimp-Cow> on an angle
<digidog> i guess im going to have to take the cpu out
<Gimp-Cow> driver #1, push down hard, then yank the other one
<SD70MAC> Go look for a site that tracks prices.
<digidog> i guess i should get **** to work before i put it all in the case
<POTPlant> ok.
<Gimp-Cow> and it'll pop
<Gimp-Cow> you can do it while it's in the case if all the standoffs are there
<POTPlant> I'll think of better questions now.
<Gimp-Cow> x64's are hard to break
<godlie-> the cheapest i ve seen is around 23 bucks per piece
<godlie-> still used i am sure
<Gimp-Cow> tbirds you have to pull UP on the hsf, while pushing down on the clip
<Gimp-Cow> which is gay
<digidog> you think it matters?
<POTPlant> Does anyone here play Live For Speed?
<POTPlant> i hope thats not too silly of a q
<pale_blue> you again?
<POTPlant> yes.


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