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<0> when SQL is installed as the SYSTEM user, **** don't work right
<1> that's so bizarre i can't make that **** up.
<2> jet; and yet, I've never had to do a 'tcp repair'
<0> why was it installed as system? some retard set the AlwaysElevated=1 installer GPO
<3> Gimp-Cow: how the hell did it get installed as SYSTEM?
<0> and the DisableRollback GPO
<0> Jet-, alwayselevated runs ANY msi as system
<3> that's computers
<3> three seemingly unrelated things
<0> that's stupid it people
<4> can someone help me
<0> wtf would you set those for
<0> when everyone IS A LOCAL ****ING ADMIN
<4> how do i make .themes work if i DONT HAVE ACCESS to the C:\WINDOWS\Resources folder? And cant install programs?
<5> RZA-Razor: Talk to your administrator
<4> Cant



<3> that admin believes in the concept of most privilege
<6> who will shut you down
<2> RZA-Razor; if you're adminitrator has secured your system, he doesn't WANT you running **** like that, so don't.
<3> give everyone everything except for things that they absolutely don't need
<2> its not your computer.
<4> Ok.
<4> Well
<5> yeah dude, that isn't your computer.
<4> i have access to display properties
<0> oh yeah
<4> u know what that is right?
<4> of course
<4> i can change the theme
<4> like, from windows xp to cl***ic
<0> also, sometimes DEP makes sql's service registration thinger fail
<4> but whenever i pick my own theme
<4> it doesn't change
<5> you can change the theme between the ones your admin has allowed you to change between
<0> like, wtf
<7> mmmmm theme
<0> why would DEP on xp break an MS product
<0> but, it does, randomly
<3> I discovered a bug in my RC4 implementation today that only kicked in when you tried to encrypt a string > 255 characters in length
<3> its been running fine for 6 months
<3> only showed up today
<2> ooof. SANTA CRUZ A 26-year-old Santa Cruz man was arrested Friday for allegedly molesting a 14-year-old girl he met on the Internet.
<2> Nathan John Contos reportedly began contacting the teen, who attends high school in Santa Cruz County, last month after spotting her profile online.
<3> because, well, it was p***ed a string > 255 characters in length
<0> heh
<0> no ****? :P
<0> what does it do when that happens btw
<3> but the point is, if I didn't have a good notion of what it was, I wouldn't have known what it was, or what caused it
<8> molesting 14 year olds is where it's at
<3> it goes into an endless loop
<8> lol
<3> I have to kill the process
<3> embarr***ing :(
<0> hahaha
<0> that's true jet
<0> the problem i face is the sql install i deal with, is silent
<3> it would have been one of those seemingly "random" things
<0> and it patches itself
<4> eh
<4> anyone?
<3> I hate those bugs
<0> from 2000 -> sp3 -> sp3a
<0> like wtf you can't just put ****ing sp3a on the cd?
<1> i dunno, when i hear a story about an older guy hooking up with a young chick over the intarweb, i get the image of a guy who's a hopelessly desperate loser and the chick's fat, homely, and disliked by her peers.
<0> heh
<9> i dislike my peers
<9> but id on't hook up with young girls on th web
<9> am i a bigger loser?
<1> getting there.
<4> guys
<9> hehehehaehahaea
<10> i made a valentines card for my gf
<10> she's crying
<4> i can USE the display properties --> themes, its just the themes isnt working
<10> noone has ever made her one
<1> it's that bad, eh?
<4> any idea?



<9> was it a popup card z4m04
<10> hush fag
<10> no
<10> just a card with her domain name
<10> and music and ****
<9> o an ecard
<10> two lil kids writing out vaelntines with ballons and ****
<10> no ecard
<10> I MADE IT MYSELF
<10> i didnt subscribe to the canned bull****
<10> i got in photoshop and pounded away for 30 minutes
<10> tehn i hammered an mp3 down to an swf
<10> dude, it was tough ****!
<1> pounded away? you made a heart with a semen stain on it?
<10> not a bad idear pleebee
<10> first one you had all year!
<1> feh.
<4> Laugh.
<4> The nerdism in that one.
<1> fag.
<10> wdf?
<10> <1> pounded away? you made a heart with a semen stain on it?
<1> you're the one who's smacking off in photoshop.
<10> how you go from pounding to smacking ?
<10> you have an unbridled imagination
<4> hey guys
<4> im changing a directory pointer
<4> from #windir% to D:
<4> how do i do this?
<4> does ne1 know?
<0> wtf are you talking about
<0> stop trying to hack you retard
<4> this is #windows
<4> where else can i ask
<0> #stfu
<4> uh...no
<0> uh...**** off
<4> Path=%WinDir%
<4> .
<2> so you're changing your path? thats in 'Environments' on system properties
<0> why would you want to change that
<0> that would break things
<4> no it wouldn't
<0> uh
<0> yes it would
<4> because the file im pointing to is in D:\
<4> and not C:\
<0> yeah
<0> but the rest of windows ISN'T
<4> its not being linked right
<4> therefore i have to FIX IT
<0> no
<0> you're trying to hack
<0> but you're an idiot
<4> define hack
<0> you aren't an admin
<0> it's not your machine
<0> stop ****in about
<7> well
<7> still havent found an admin
<0> that ****s
<11> anyone know how to get rid of the "Documents" menu in the start menu that saves your recently opened documents in windows XP home?
<12> Hmmm, wish I had time / energy to deglaze this skillet I just cooked my chicken breasts in ... would make for one hell of a sauce.
<3> aptname: right-click the taskbar > Properties, go to the Start Menu tab, click Customize, go to the Advanced tab
<13> I just emitted a greenhouse gas
<3> under Start menu items you should be able to select Don't display this item for My Docujments
<13> and now it's warmer in here
<11> you can remove it easily when in windows XP style but with the cl***ic menu style there isn't an option
<3> aptname: you can try tweakui... Under the Explorer option "Show My Documents on Cl***ic menu"
<3> !google windows xp tweakui site:microsoft.com
<14> http://www.microsoft.com/windowsxp/downloads/powertoys/xppowertoys.mspx
<3> okay, now I'm freaked out, this Nova just promoted the next episode, about neutrinos, and how there are millions of them shooting through us everytday


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