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<0> which means maybe their "not found" page is affected
<1> I hate when I do this, I get super-in to a show and then exhaust all the episodes in like 18 hours
<1> then I'm like
<1> dum de doo.
<0> I've never known wikipedia to be case sensitive at all in queries, let ALONE case sensitive and failing with a database error.
<2> finishing up a remote contract myself. just waiting for a few systems to be added from their local network and I'M DONE! WOOT!
<2> Weyoun`: :shrug:
<1> Weyoun`: end times :O
<0> wikipedia doesn't have auto spell check though
<0> which ****s
<0> no "Did you mean..."
<0> like google
<1> we need a google-->wiki p***thru.
<0> !google beatles site:wikipedia.org
<1> google something, then google autogoogles the wikipedia entry to find relevant googlewikis.
<3> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Beatles
<1> yeah, alright, wiseguy.
<1> !google ian samuel
<3> http://www.flickr.com/photos/isamuel/
<1> nice
<0> that's not what you wanted though
<0> all I looked up was google's index of a page it found one day
<1> right
<1> i want google and wikipedia to combine into a superbrain. throw del.icio.us in there too.
<0> nah do this
<0> does wikipedia have a soap interface
<1> i'm not really sure
<0> or some **** like that
<1> it has an HTTP interface
<1> 8-)
<0> like XML RPC or some ****
<1> LOLZ.
<0> then you program the eggdrops to use XMLRPC or SOAP to query wikipedia directly
<0> !wiki beatles
<1> i was talking yesterday about how IRC basically hasn't changed in 10+ years
<0> well
<0> right before you got here I was talking about the future of IRC Bots
<1> there have been changes on the edges, but I think if I fired up XiRCON it would still work now
<0> I want **** like !infoshell tail -60000 /logs/channels/windows | grep -i < expr >
<0> and it would be a virtual file system /in/ the bot
<0> where it would have an /etc directory for all it's scripts and configs
<0> all as one executable with any database backend you want
<1> yeah, that would be pretty cool, except, file systems are pretty bad data abstractions to begin with
<1> why not just an internal database that can be accessed via file system or other metaphors
<0> that's exactly what I was saying
<0> *virtual* file system
<0> in the bot
<0> and it's all one executable
<0> and you can use mysql, bdb, flat file
<0> with a command line option
<1> hmm that is a good idea
<1> but would you be able to do like
<1> !infoshell bitchx --c /join #windows
<1> and the bot would like
<1> run bitchx
<1> but in the bot
<0> nah dude
<1> it's really an OS you're describing
<1> the newest Freedows plugin: eggdrOS
<0> only if the bot master logged into the bot and downloaded bitchx into the virtual file system
<1> yeah that's what I'm saying
<1> the bot is a virtual world
<0> so be like
<4> what is microsoft activesync?
<1> some piece of **** technology that went nowhere
<0> $ ./eggdrop --mysql-server=myserver.fkradio.net --mysql-uid=fag --mysql-p***wd=loser --mysql-database=Sysiphus
<0> then you telnet to the bot
<0> and get
<0> #
<0> cd /etc
<0> # vi bans
<1> that is a good idea
<1> so basically
<1> bans would be accomplished through a device driver
<1> that had standard APIs that software could access
<0> hahhaa
<0> you could cron bans
<1> yeah dude :D
<0> all aolers get banend at 10
<0> base it on a small linux kernel
<0> and some utils
<1> this is like my most ambitious vision for Dolby Future
<0> hahahaha
<1> where I had abstracted logging to the point where there was like, DOut instead of "echo"
<1> but it was just
<1> function DEcho (string str) { echo str; }
<4> Confrapulations.
<4> why don't you just echo str.
<1> sartan: not abstract enough
<4> 3 cheers for obfuscation
<1> what if I want to add a logging layer later?
<4> It must be real good code, cuz i can't understand it!
<1> that transparently logs all outputs from all modules!
<1> or what if I want to add an auto-bold function later that auto-bolds certain words regardless of where or how they are outputted?
<1> there's value there.
<0> seriously man -- eggdrop is out of the 20th Century.
<1> ideally, XiRCON would have allowed me to overload the "echo" function
<1> but, it didn't. :(
<1> what would be sweet is to take the eggdrOS kernel and install it onto a tiny little computer that literally runs in an eggshell, powered by like, a cellphone charger, and it accesses the net through wireless
<5> why am i getting disconnected?
<1> nancy24: i got a preliminary injunction against your channel presence.
<1> you're in contempt of IRC Court right now.
<1> fyi.
<5> lol
<5> dmsetup?
<5> nevermind
<5> so anyone here?
<0> hahaa
<0> a portable wireless IRC bot
<0> on your PDA
<5> cool
<0> so you're in a bar
<5> router?
<0> you're drunk
<0> pull out the PDA
<0> ban 20 peopl
<0> e
<0> put it back in your satchel
<5> can i be oped
<4> sure.
<0> hahahahaha
<4> I BANNED SKOAL
<4> omg
<5> ok
<4> LOL
<5> cool
<0> SIKE
<4> you're dedicated enough to trolling to actually change your ident?
<4> get a life
<5> ok
<4> you can show yourself out
<5> why power trip
<6> are gateway laptops have relability issues or is it just when you have to send it in?
<0> No laptop, regardless of brand, is very reliable during the period of time in which you have to send it in.
<4> it's a stark realization when i wake up in the morning and realize that i really don't know ****
<6> heh sorry I meant when you do have to send it in then it takes a long time etc.
<1> ****, I did that wrong.
<4> uh
<1> i was trying to do it all in one smooth motion
<1> t/akeover
<4> /****em
<0> WTF man
<0> Kynes
<0> NuConcept
<0> what's next?
<0> abobader?
<0> Mind?
<0> coolkid ?
<0> moobla
<7> hey i wanna buy a computer but AMD athlons screw me up cuz instead of like 2.8 GHz....they have AMD 2800+...anyway, how many GHz (speed) is "AMD Sempron 2800 + 754 CPU" ? thx
<1> NUCONCEPT
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