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<0> eat me.
<1> pizza_biz, sungl***es work too
<1> better than a rain dance
<1> :P
<0> i don't have prescription lenses and photograys don't change much behind a windshield.
<2> I found my umbrella at the end of November. Now I've lost it again.
<3> ughh i got drunk last night
<2> Woot. I found my umbrella. It was right in front of me and I never saw it. Yay.
<3> why did i try and send people somethign
<3> why did i start spaming
<2> I wasn't going to EAT it, I just wanted to taste it! </pooh>
<3> what
<2> AND EVERY TIME IT RAINS, YOU KNOW IT'S RAINING PENNIES FROM HEAVEN.
<0> even just wanting to taste poo is wrong.
<3> ..
<2> DOMINO effect. Puke spread.
<0> a fat lady barfed in her purse.
<2> That's what fat ladies do.
<0> it's from "stand by me".
<2> Ah. Cl***ic film, just not a quote that I recall.
<0> from the kid telling the story about the fat kid who got revenge by making himself wicked sick and entering the pie eating contest. he pukes then everybody starts puking all over each other.
<4> That was Will Wheaton :)
<2> heh. It has been a while since I watched that little gem.
<4> It was a Barf-o-rama
<2> Well, nothing left to do here except twiddle until my sisters get here (scheduled for 7pm, more realistic, 8:00 to 8:30).
<2> twiddle my thumbs* that is.
<0> i guess i should probably gin up my tax stuff tonight, eh?
<4> uhh huh
<4> nah you have until monday :P
<5> feds love you all
<5> god bress duh fedz
<2> Not me. My tax returns are nothing but a criss-cross of zeroes.
<4> huh?
<5> RED FLAG!
<5> REDRUM
<2> Well, so are my chances for refund or owed.
<5> REDRUM
<0> **** them. they don't get an interest free loan on my money. they get their cut throughout the year then i give owe 'em a couple hundred when all's said and done.
<0> s/give//
<1> sAMOa, what size pants you wearing these days? i may have some free motogear for ya
<5> 34"\
<1> no ****?!
<5> YESH
<1> you in the market for some overpants?
<5> almost a 32
<5> how much?
<1> shipping
<5> i'll pay the shipping
<5> :D
<0> is that codeword for ***less chaps?
<5> paypal you now
<1> http://www.motorcycle-superstore.com/photos/OG/g5235.jpg
<5> pizza_***hat
<0> hOMOa
<1> the zipper seam started to come off, but a tailor could fix it for like $5
<6> wow u guys r cheap
<5> what? itz blemished?
<5> dude
<6> hehe
<6> nvcm
<5> Ted: thanks for the offer dude
<1> sAMOa, well, i'm not gettin rid of em because of the seam, i'm gettin rid of em because i'm too fat
<1> heh
<5> damn
<5> you 38"'s now?
<1> ya
<5> ooF
<1> no, 36
<1> my bad
<5> you're eating too good
<1> yes i am
<5> backaway from something
<1> heh
<1> time to go ride!
<1> bbl
<5> :P
<5> cYa
<4> http://fun.bowmans.com/poker/ check it out! a free strip poker game
<4> :)
<7> anybody is alive?
<7> i was true
<7> everybody is dead
<2> "i was true" English mother****er, DO YOU SPEAK IT??!
<4> what?
<7> ?
<2> owensdj: Not you, the other moob, neswarbu.
<4> yeah :)
<6> i **** mothers
<6> sue me
<6> eerrr
<6> i take that back
<2> Every mother has had the pork rammed up her atleast once, excluding the virgin mary, and that's a special case.
<4> not all. what about artificial insemination?
<4> I heard there was a nun who has a baby as a virgin that way
<4> had*
<2> Well, the point is that mothers by reasonable standards has borne children at least once.
<4> anybody try that strip poker game yet?
<6> hi im an inert homo
<2> homo and inert don't mix, by definition.
<5> try sum inert stfukthx
<8> is there anyway to adjust how often NTPD polls it's preferred time server? The clocks in these vmware guests run a little hot, and by the time NTPD is ready to poll again, the clock is so skewed, NTPD says "**** that" it seems.
<9> anyone had problems burning bootable cd's with imgburn 1.2.0.0 ?
<10> hey hey
<11> feh
<11> i am so ****ing crabby today its not even funn
<11> +y
<12> Anyone know why a HDD would not see the CDRW drive?
<13> O ITS FUNNY ITS REAL FOKEN FUNNY
<14> because HDDs don't go looking for CDRW drives?
<12> I have xp on one HDD and it works fine, but I loaded another three times so far and it only sees it if I boot from CD
<12> OK< Abit SG-80 MB will not see it as the secondary slave
<12> But I feel it is a problem with the HDD, since nothing changes from one to the other
<12> Is it bios related or something?
<5> TROLL SPOTTED AT LINE ONE
<5> SOUND THE ALARMZ
<2> HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP TOOTSIE ROLL. AHEM, 3. (waiting on a quick* format of 240 gigs.)
<5> pTomaineninini ?
<6> canucks > yankees
<5> k
<15> everyone remember
<15> http://www.tombodett.com/
<5> real humans rule the earth. seen any?
<16> omg
<16> it's 8:45
<16> and my wife is p***ed out drunk :(
<17> Write "SLUT" on her forehead in Sharpie.
<5> BBS, nite is still young over here.
<16> fdiv_bug - I enjoy being married, thanks :)
<17> BBS: Or "COCK GOES HERE" with an arrow pointing to her mouth.
<17> BBS: That may well be, but the question is, does she enjoy being married?
<17> ;)
<16> fdiv_bug - if she's drunk p***ed out at 8:45, I guess not. :(
<17> :(
<5> BBS is stuck with us fattyz for now :(
<16> fatty repruhzent
<5> k.
<5> digi posted a writer's site. it was a good read.
<18> ooo! sammy, foudn you a new bike!! http://hogranch.com/files/Bitmaps/chopper.jpg
<16> ahaha
<16> it's the clown horn that does it
<16> that's priceless
<16> the wood frame is good, I'll grant you
<19> yeah, and the lawnmower gastank :D
<16> omg
<19> omg, a guy at the gas station just now was g***ing his Hardley V-Rod (thats the new HD with a porsche-designed v-twin watercooled engine).... the gastank is under the seat, in fact, you lift the seat to fill it. I wandered over to take a closer look...
<16> my cats are totally abusing my wife :(
<16> I think one is hiding under her dress
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