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<0> i have 500mb
<0> i think that's enuf to accomodate a losuy wallpaper, yes?
<1> wow that's wierd
<1> i just now looked at the headset that came with my razr
<1> it's a normal headset, that ends in a usb jack.....
<2> ok. all the turbotax I can do until more stuff comes
<2> I like the layout of turbotax2005 way more than past versions. easier to get around
<2> go back to stuff and that
<3> heh, nice. FEAR won't play if the disc is in one drive but another drive is open. wtf.
<4> you run fear without a no-cd patch?
<4> i bought fear the day it came out, and you know whats funny? the no-cd patch was on GCW the same day.
<4> i buy tons of games fair and square and i have no moral issues whatsoever patching them to not require a cd to play. its a technical issue. the game periodically checks if the cd is in the drive, degrading performance, and, in games like these, most likely getting you killed.
<2> nice. turbotax 2005 can't open a 2002 turbotax file :(
<5> i get turbotax free this year
<5> all military that is
<6> your tax dollars at work



<2> I just got tt free ;-)
<5> Baracuda, you're still not as cool as me
<2> 1:20? I am pissing this day away not getting **** done :(
<5> me too
<5> but that was the plan since i'm sick
<4> me three
<2> well, only thing I am getting done isn't necessary today...taxes with what I have received so far
<4> i have a cold/flu too
<5> i got a nasty *** head cold
<2> in short, now the deduction will shrink with other incomes
<5> i feel like 10 lbs of **** in 5 lb bag
<4> i felt like that yesterda.y nothing a few beers doesnt fix though.
<2> Shelly Winters: Dead
<6> really?
<2> heart failure
<2> today
<5> http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v246/97Silverado/lol.jpg
<7> where the hell is sAMOa!
<8> I'm here.
<2> XTR: go out last night?
<2> hungover?
<2> got woody?
<2> dialated anus?
<2> ok. I need to make this housecleaning/laundry day so I at least feel I accomplished something
<9> i seem to remember winxp having a software raid feature, or something like that, anyone know about this? as in non-hardware raid.
<5> dynamic disks
<5> !google xp dynamic disks site\:microsoft.com
<10> http://support.microsoft.com/default.aspx?scid=kb;EN-US;q314343
<8> I home home getting drunk with you Bally.
<8> Oh hi Chickan.
<2> last night?
<8> Yes.
<2> oh. I only had 1 drink last night. but yeah, now I remember. doh
<8> :(
<2> Gimp-Cow: here?
<2> my cat is afraid of my ostrich feather duster
<9> so you can create a striped RAID on windows xp pro?
<8> MmM.
<2> ok. what is that **** on laptops where you're typing and the cursor jumps to a diff position?
<9> or cant you do any RAIDs on XP pro at all?
<2> I hate that
<2> ok. where's gimp and joe?
<0> the US supreme court is doomed. alito will be voted through.
<11> Anyone know what's so much better about an X2 4800 over an X2 4600?
<11> Same Mhz, but 200 dollars more?
<12> if they allow phone taps and video spying to be legal we are doomed
<12> legal on a daily basis amongst all people i mean
<12> if they can just look at us while we shower that will be scary
<0> justice dept aint touching it. i wonder why!
<13> hi do you guys know how i can monitor my own network?
<13> my internet is behaving EXTREMELY SLOWLY and i suspect this cuz myroomie might be running bitcomet or something adn giving away all the bandwidth. i can't even check mail. its frustrating.
<13> is there a tool that i can see how much data is going thru the router of my house?
<0> pepp: google PRTG
<4> you mean mrtg?
<0> i meant PRTG
<4> oh
<4> my bad
<0> .. and thennnnn
<0> no and then!
<4> nO AN DAN



<14> morning.
<4> know whats really weird? ever try and roll a condom back up?
<14> condoms are for fags
<12> http://tinypic.com/k9dhd4.jpg
<12> lol
<14> but rolling a condom back up would make me gag
<4> i find the one armed bandit sometimes more pleasurable with one on actually.
<14> the first time i had *** i used one of those longevity condoms
<14> and the chemical in it numbed my kak and i wasn't able to do it
<14> but i thought i was just nervous
<2> hahahaa
<0> good times.
<2> numbnuts
<14> haha yeah
<4> couldnt blow the load?
<14> man it wouldn't go up
<4> oh. well that ****s
<14> well it would go up until it was time to PENETRATE(!!), then it would flop
<0> u said that with pride
<4> when i first discovered ecstasy, at first, it was impossible to get it up while rolling, after about 20 or so rolls, i was able to, and at that point, i could go till the sun rose, literally.
<4> cause its like impossible to cum on e
<4> fun times.. fun times.. dont do any of that stuff anymore.
<4> dont regret it either.
<0> is this the #confession channel?
<4> i thought the topic was ***.
<15> yeah man
<16> #DrugInducedEroticConfessions
<4> hey most of us pick up chicks at bars while drinking, right?
<0> alright ... i poked my cat. there i said it!
<5> z0g^sn, well, all except you :)
<4> i dont in particular but i bet most of you do. i hope?
<4> yeah right ted.
<16> uh oh, we just entered #TheBarnYardZone
<0> heh
<4> hey look what just walked thru the door
<16> the cat?
<16> looks a little bowlegged too
<4> xtr! how was your nap?
<17> so did your mom
<16> FKnight` you'd have to get her up first.
<4> ive got a friend whose mom wobbles when she walks
<8> :(
<8> Long time.
<16> http://channels.netscape.com/news/story.jsp?idq=/ff/story/0001%2F20060114%2F0425191871.htm&sc=1107&photoid=20030703BAG110&EWP=ewp_news_0106humvee
<0> fkcing spam is getting out of hand
<2> `1234568o0-1a3s4e567890=\]
<2> KEYBOARD CLEANING. SOLLY
<0> aim away form the keyboard next time
<4> very orderly motion of the cleaning towelette.
<4> but you missed 7
<2> it was a side to side motion. thanks for noticing :)
<4> no, wait a minute, you didnt. you just went over the top row twice. isnt that a slight redundant?
<2> I'll be moving on to the vaccuming now. carpet, not computer
<2> where's Gimp-Cow and Joe-7
<2> ?
<2> heh. I pulled the chairmat up and leaned it against my chair to vaccum there. thing fell, I step back and it was pointy nubs up
<2> and I kept stepping back further onto it. I was like one of those people who walk on gl***...ouch ouch ooch ouch eek. ah, carpet
<8> Kork sauce.
<13> ok. I got PRTG, now I am having difficulty monitoring the router. Cuz I don't know its device/alias name. Iknow the ip tho, its 192.168.1.1
<18> I use to have a linksys router and I was able to point my dsl ip address to my 192.168.1.XXX ip so so one could browse my webserver on my local machine. I have since bought a WRT54G wireless router and I can not find where to do this at on the wireless router
<13> i am logged into the admin of this router over http://192.168.1.1 how do i find its device name?
<5> scalabang, port forwarding
<18> I went there, but is doesn't seem to be the right area
<18> Here is what is says for port range forwardng
<18> Application Start End Protocol IP Address Enable
<13> Scanning for Here is what is says for port range forwardng
<13> <18> Application
<13> sorry
<13> Scanning for device wrt54gsv4 on 192.168.1.1 keeps failing? why?
<5> scalabang, read the manual. and i'm telling you its the right area.
<13> it says SNMP must be installed and enabled on your device. how do i enable it on the router?
<18> Here is what I put in that area
<5> pepp^, its already enabled on the router, what's your local machine's IP ?
<18> Appliction: [blank] Start: 80 End: 80 Protocol: Both (TCP & UDP) IP Address: 192.168.1.XXX


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