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<0> It wont be long till vista boots nativly on the Duo's
<1> bahahaha
<2> santr0n My manager was like, "But RDP is slow". I just walked away.
<3> when people post completely unfunny **** on bash i get mad
<3> posting the next thing said
<4> rdp isnt that slow. i administer all my servers via terminal services.
<5> your manager is a ****wit and should have been able to figure this **** out himself.
<4> well, only when necessary
<5> Find a new job.
<4> most **** can be done via a MMC
<0> lol dilbert style manager
<2> santr0n Oh, no, it was a manager, but is wasn't MY manager, it was the sales manager.
<5> bash is a horribel quoting engine.
<0> DONT BASH BASH!
<5> first of all, 'poor' quotes should automatically get deleted by the database.
<3> true



<5> there should be no moderators for these quotes
<5> they should just all go in and the community takes care of the processes
<2> santr0n But like my manager WAS pushing the direct port 80 tunnel. I'm like, wdf.
<5> thirdly, actually rating quotes is a pain in the *** because you have to refresh the page for *every quote*
<5> making yet another database call.
<4> And now a totally different question: how often do you get a haircut?
<5> That's why they're having bandwidth and cpu troubles.
<5> It's not that there are too many people submitting.
<5> XTR: yeah.. that would have worked to the diagram I put up
<0> they redesigned the bash site after it went down in october
<5> if ssh was running on that groove machine
<6> windows has problems because of the users:
<6> "[01:21] <Guest6732> M$ screwed up my windows installation with screwy updates..."
<0> hair is overated
<2> Yes.
<4> I tend to get mine cut around every 3 months, and i just get it buzzed to a #1 guard.
<2> You go nerp.
<3> i got the worst haircut this weekend
<5> bash moderators just get jaded for quotes.
<5> they don't understand what is funny they're out of touch.
<7> BAN XTR0N
<3> i liked it up until the point where i woke up this morning and realized just how bad it looks
<0> a lot of that stuff is gold though
<2> BAN SAMOTR0N.
<7> k.
<5> ban shammy. he's a sham.
<2> Aight.
<0> you know what else looks bad? ... YOUR MOM!
<5> the unreal samoa.
<5> POSER.
<3> it's true
<4> with a #1 buzzcut, it doesnt matter how you do your hair in the morning, cause it always looks the same. its like 100% maintenance free. i love it.
<5> On the topic of haircuts
<0> i knew it
<5> I get a $50 haircut every month
<7> CANT YOU HERE KNOCKIN' ?
<3> that's how I style my testicles
<7> RIGHT HEAR!
<2> z0rg I love it.
<0> i hear nothing
<5> I have some overly hip gay stylist to take care of it.
<0> must fit right in
<2> santr0n is gey.
<7> AYE NUS 'n ****
<2> Oh, he said it. NEvermind.
<7> y0 homoze
<4> its FORTRAN, get it right, xtr.
<2> k.
<2> Solly.
<2> samotr0n and fortran.
<3> if you s*** the op he will make fun of you and call you a pirate and talk about your nipples
<7> SLANTED SOLLY :(
<0> I PRESENT S***!!
<2> samosa is so drunk. :)
<0> S***!!!!
<5> xtr is so leet
<7> wdf?
<7> i just kicked some *** on the pool tables
<0> Im s***ing the op



<3> fortran gives me an erection
<8> can someone ***ist me in creating a bat file to mount network drives on login (domain logins)
<5> ****up!
<7> can you say APA ?
<7> prolly not. you guyz R all fagz
<5> Abba.
<0> As in AMERICAN PSYCHOLOGICAL ***OCIATION
<2> Daamn.
<5> cplx`wk: ther are numerous tutorials on google to do that.
<3> who do you have to blow to be an op around here
<5> everyone
<0> lol
<3> gives a whole new meaning to the word ****up
<0> what is with this removing of vocal chords
<7> too many borwn noserz in #windows :(
<5> cplx`wk: I don't mean to sound dismissive but you can find a lot of really informative information (!) on google or another search engine for domain login scripts
<3> sartan, are you the undisputed god of this channel
<0> No, that would be me
<5> Cryak is god-op around here.
<0> This is quite correct
<0> like the antics of puppy killers
<0> BURN THEM ALL!
<3> puppies are cute <3
<0> and deadly
<5> Onions
<3> *continues *********ing*
<5> *********ing to puppies?
<3> you caught me
<0> SINNER!
<5> that kills kittens
<4> dead puppies aren't much fun.
<5> you must hate kats.
<0> ahaha!
<0> ZOG I LOVE THAT SONG!
<3> has anyone ever heard the big bizang by mc hawking
<3> **** YES
<3> ME TOO
<3> IT'S THE GREATEST SONG IN THE WORLD
<3> and it's educational
<0> i dunno
<3> i'm going to play it for my physics teacher
<7> Cryak is ~ericfag@c-67-184-126-178.hsd1.ca.homocast.net * Johnon A. Nigger Cryak on #fag #gay #homoze #windows
<5> you used the n word
<3> that's the song that tenacious D wrote tribute about
<7> MOI?
<0> special olympics by stephen lynch is perty good
<5> No, VOU!
<5> VOUS too
<5> tu.
<5> vous.
<7> SI SENORITA
<5> you're a tu
<5> not a vous
<0> what is with the chamois post?
<5> okay?
<0> que?
<2> ahaha.
<5> Que Gay.
<7> post?
<0> the gay homocast stuff
<7> OMG
<5> As if gay stuff wouldn't be homo***ual.
<2> ahaha. omg. I'm drunk and laffuing.
<0> why for am you write that
<0> you anger the gods
<5> Perhaps because you're a gayfaggodop
<7> engrish puhleeze kthx
<0> OH, Now you feel my rath!
<5> can't-stop-farting
<4> hey. i represent that remark.
<0> lol
<7> rath? more like rash


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